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JFN1

(2,033 posts)
Wed Mar 21, 2012, 03:47 AM Mar 2012

ATTENTION feMALE PERSONAGES: Learn Your Place. NOW.

[center]OFFICIAL MEMORANDUM
SELECT COUNCIL OF REPUBLICAN POLITICIANS, CELEBRITIES, and POLITICAL PUNDITS
and THE SACRED UNION OF AMERICAN CATHOLIC PRIESTS and BISHOPS
and AMERICAN AFFILIATION OF EVANGELICALS
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TO ALL feMALE PERSONAGES RESIDING WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA:

It is becoming increasingly evident, as noted by the Distunguished Men who comprise or otherwise support this Council, there is a growing disconnect between the reality we are charged to promote and protect, and the necessary, contented, and productive compliance by feMale personages who currently reside in this Blessed Country.

Therefore, it is the proud and sacred duty of this Council to eliminate any confusion projected by weaker minds, by the insufferably stubborn, and by the dangerously rebellious among you, who continue to resist taking your Divinely Ordained place in our society, as declared by this Council through strict interpretation of the Almighty's Heavenly Will.

This Council's derived Authority is absolute and preordained, as evidenced by the many levels of political office held by Members of this Council. feMales, though more numerous in population, represent only a fraction of the total political structure present within our Holy Land; this should be more than sufficient proof of this Council's Divine Ascendency, and is the most obvious reason for feMales to shift their attitudes, behavior, and in fact their very thoughts, into direct alignment with the authority and mission of this exalted Council of Venerated and Chosen Men.

It was believed by past representatives of this supreme Council that giving feMales the opportunity to organically learn the Truth this Council is now systematically implementing, would produce a more harmonious and productive civilization for the Men who build, grow, nurture, and maintain this honorable Country. These august Council representatives were fully tricked by the Great Satan to believe this strategy would work, thus giving the Great Satan an entire generation of willfull feMales dedicated to spreading evil lies of unattainable equality and morally questionable personhood among the impressionable and ignorant. This unfortunate circumstance continues today, to the Holy Lord's, and this emmaculate Council's, wholly justified and mighty Displeasure.

It is this Council's declared mission to offset the Great Satan's achievments and return us to a state of rightness with the Supreme Lord who's support of this Council's efforts and dictates is absolute.

feMALES: NOW IS THE TIME TO HEED THIS COUNCIL'S DECLARATIONS.

-1- Fully accept your inferiority in the realm of Men, who do the Lord's work running this country. You will NEVER be allowed to stand equally among Us, any more than a child is allowed to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with an adult; the lack of capability to do so naturally prevents this from happening. But your efforts for recognition as equal to blessed Men, nonetheless, continues, and this is an affront to this Council and it's righteous work, and to all that is Holy in the eyes of the Lord. feMales are the ultimate authors of Original Sin, and must accept the responsibility inherent in this perfect Fact.

-2- Fully accept your Divinely Ordained role as biological vessel. You have been constructed to create children for the Lord; this can easily be ascertained from biology, given the roughly week-long viability of perpetually sanctified Male emissions faithfully deposited within the feMale vessel. A feMale cannot "own" or "possess" God's vessel, for it belongs soley to God; only blasphemous arrogance allows such contradictory thoughts as "ownership." Any attempt by a feMale to interrupt the sacred journy of the Male's noble seed through so called "contraceptives" is an affront to the Lord and this Council, and is counterindicitive of the true nature of our heavenly Nation.

-3- Fully accept when a feMale womb has been called to duty, it is being utilized by the Lord. Any attempt by you to abort the Male seed growing within you is tantamount to murder. If it is the Supreme Will that you sacrifice your corporeal existence while your womb is being utilized, no matter the circumstance, no matter the reason, then feMales must accept this as Divine. The Miracle of God which is the Male's seed is being piously transformed into tomorrow's devout consumer; the pleasant work of this godly Council is to ensure Man's seed completes it's journey, and thus any concern for the individual (or collective) vessel used in this process, is immaterial, not worthy of note, and evidence of the Divine Will agreeing with this Saintly Council's interpretive actions and factually supported Righteous Decrees.

-4- Fully accept "rape" is a pejorative term, invented by rebellious feMales at the behest of the Great Satan. If the Supreme Will desires the use of any particular feMale vessel at any given time, the Lord will send his Chosen Male emmisary to perform this Godly Task. Often, a feMale will rebelliously resist the Lord's Will, and will claim some unnatural violation has occured to her, via "her" vessel. This Council's investigations, even at a personal "hands-on" level, do not support this view.

It is the further finding of this Council feMales invite these so-called "violations," or "rapes," by projecting whoreish and unclean sluttiness through the clothes they wear, the places they go, the way they act, and the way they consciously decide to be publically or privately perceived by Males. The Lord has given Man the ability and thus the responsibility to use any chosen vessel as the Male sees fit; thus, the feMale protestation and evil claim of bodily autonomy, are false , immodest, and not in compliance with the Lord's, and this Council's, Glorious Dictates.

CONCLUSION: feMales must accept and know their Divinely determined place. The vast patience of this Council has expired, and determined action is called for, to eliminate the feMale urge to obey the Great Satan, instead of the Almighty's Voice, in the form of this Holy Council.

Laws and appropriate consequences for disobedience and/or independent, rebellious activities, malicious acts of "medically necessary" self-preservation, or even evidently disobediant thoughts, are being implemented throughout our Superb Country. If these are insufficient to stem the feMale tide of unHoly righteousness, and because public shaming has so far been ineffective, this Council is exceedingly willing to use force and violence in a Magnificent Pogrom to finally put, and keep, feMales in their place.

The Time is at hand. feMales, know your place, and stay there. This Council embarks on this wonderful Journey for the decadent souls possessed by feMales, who are the source of Original Sin; feMale gratitude for these efforts - and for the Glory of God - should be, and thus WILL be, forthcoming.

feMale compliance with these edicts is mandatory. The Lord and this Council have no mercy for those who do the bidding of the Great Satan against the Lord's Chosen, this Great Council of Distinguished Men.


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BTW...This is, as I hope you all have realized, snark...really, really snarky snark.

But IMHO, this has already been out there (just not stated so, um, directly) and this is what women are truly facing. I wish the "respectable" assholes who are making war on women, would just come out and state their motivation so directly - but they are too dishonest and cowardly to ever do so.

So I did it for them, in an effort to clarify, based on their actions and words, what their position towards the best half of the human race - beloved and WAY underappreciated women - actually communicates.

I mean, come on - it wouldnt't be the human race without women...and another thing - women suffer so much crap men never do and thus that men simply cannot fully understand - yet we treat women so damn poorly. Personally, I love you women - and I am deeply sorry there are still such compulsively frightened, self-hating, and agregiously insane men who continue to wreak such terrible harm upon you all.

And a final note for the guys who see this like I do - isn't well past time we started KICKING THESE MYSOGYISTIC COWARDLY LITTLE...MEME...SPOUTERS??? We've gotta do something before this gets further out of hand, we have to stand up and stand by our moms and sisters and nieces and aunts and grandmothers and cousins and neighbors and friends - because what we've been doing individually just has not been effective, really at all.

This war on women is a war on us all - it is a war on humanity.

We needs an OWS - for women. And we - correction, they - NEED it, like, yesterday.

Seriously. I'm sick of this shit, and if men are, you know women are amazingly, patiently, well past sick of this shit. Let's get this dialogue going. Let's get off our collective asses and get ourselves fully into this war...

COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ATTENTION feMALE PERSONAGES: Learn Your Place. NOW. (Original Post) JFN1 Mar 2012 OP
Brilliant, snark or not longship Mar 2012 #1
This needs engagement JFN1 Mar 2012 #2
Self-kick JFN1 Mar 2012 #3
Very good treestar Mar 2012 #4

treestar

(82,383 posts)
4. Very good
Thu Mar 22, 2012, 11:39 AM
Mar 2012

Though "it's" means "it is." Possessive is "its." My pet grammar police peeve. It's so easy to avoid its wrongful application.

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