Police Investigating Horrific Screams In Maine Find Happy Pig

[steve2470]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/04/maine-police-screams-happy-pig_n_4722461.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

CHINA, Maine (AP) — Police responding to reports of screaming coming from a home in Maine didn't find a victim of domestic violence as they feared. Instead, they found an amorous pig.

State police say a woman called last week after hearing what she believed to be a fight coming from a neighbor's home in the town of China. The caller said she heard screaming and thought there was a domestic assault.

The Morning Sentinel (http://bit.ly/1jafexV ) reports that four state troopers responded and talked to the neighbor.

The neighbor explained that she raises pigs and the screaming was coming from an overjoyed male pig that had been placed in a pen with five sows in heat.

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What's that expression, happy as a pig in shit ?

[Loudly]

1. Only it's a pig in poontang. n/t

[MADem]

2. I imagine he thought he was One Lucky Pig!

Would that his stamina approximate the bounty laid before him, he most likely thought--if he thought anything at all!

[freshwest]

10. As the pigs made incoherent screams of ecstasy! I'm not sure i want to read this novel... BTW, your

description there is first rate!!!!

[Enrique]

3. that'll do,pig

[Brickbat]

5. Pig'll do that.

[get the red out]

4. Farm

My sister and BIL have a farm and they bred sows to a male borrowed from another farm and my sister told me the pigs kept their whole family up all night.

[enki23]

6. Having some past experience observing porcine sexytimes, domestic violence was not unlikely

Piggy sexual encounters often have to be monitored, if not outright assisted (*shudder*) to avoid the potential for hurt feelings (or hurt other things) when the bacon is being made, as it were. Boars are not good at sex. It can be like watching someone repeatedly flicking a foot long gummy worm at the open end of a soda bottle. Blindfolded. They are also pretty terrible at dealing with frustration And they are completely incapable of taking personal responsibility for failure. Things can and do go horribly wrong sometimes. Kind of like humans. Like horrible, vicious, awful, sharp-toothed humans.

[steve2470]

7. "repeatedly flicking a foot long gummy worm at the open end of a soda bottle"

[freshwest]

11. No wonder GOP are called 'RePigs.' You described their behavior perfectly... n/t

[Triana]

8. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018405238

[steve2470]

9. good catch ! lol nt

[Nye Bevan]

13. Good to see pigs having fun prior to becoming bacon (nt)