your penis is huge

[arely staircase]

Frigin huge penis that one, when compared to non human primates.

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2013/12/average_penis_size_human_penises_are_huge_compared_to_other_primates.html

[NuclearDem]

1. Why, thank you.

[FarPoint]

2. Why is this post NOT in the Lounger?

I see no political rationale for comparing one's penis with vegetables.

[loli phabay]

3. meat and two veg as they say. but it does seem lounge material.

[BainsBane]

10. probuably so

Just don't apoligise

[arely staircase]

9. it Is a discussion

Of the general variety concerning an article from a popular liberal political mag.

[FarPoint]

12. Where?

On page 95 next to the puzzles and next to a Trojan Advertisement?

[arely staircase]

14. slate.com

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2013/12/average_penis_size_human_penises_are_huge_compared_to_other_primates.html

[rug]

24. It's already full.

[BainsBane]

4. Since the level of intellectual discourse was too high in GD today

Why not bring it down to grade school?

[NoOneMan]

5. Just stop starring. We aren't pieces of meat

[loli phabay]

18. honestly i dont mind being stared at, does not bother me at all

[L0oniX]

23. Creepy ...ain't it.

[Pretzel_Warrior]

6. based on the timing. this seems purposefully inflammatory in GD

[arely staircase]

11. it is from slate.com

And that is the original headline.

[lumberjack_jeff]

31. You say that like "inflammatory" isn't a GD requirement. n/t

[Major Nikon]

39. Par for the course at least

[quinnox]

7. How to measure your dong...

[EOTE]

16. Eureka!

Archimedes would be proud.

[quinnox]

17. ...

[1000words]

61. Dong? .... Dong!

Where is my automobile?

[MineralMan]

13. Good morning, Mr. Pharmacist.

I will take a dozen of your best condoms, please.

Size? Why Extra Large, of course.

In before the lock.

N.B.: When I was growing up in California, one could only buy condoms at the pharmacy counter, and each packet was marked: For Prevention of Disease Only. We have made progress.

[dipsydoodle]

15. Is this the 15" pianist joke ?

.

[Humanist_Activist]

19. There is a show called "Evolve" from the History Channel...

I know, I know, slam them if you will, but some shows are worthy, this being one of them, anyways, it has an episode on the evolution of sex, namely internal fertilization, the episode name is actually just "Sex". Its a cool show that focuses on one particular part of the body, or a behavior or biological process and explains how they evolved. The first episode was called "Eye" for example.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

20. "Stop Worrying About Size—90 Percent of Human Penises Are Between 5 and 7 Inches."

There, I shortened it.

[nomorenomore08]

46. +1

[ismnotwasm]

56. LoL

Exactly

[Shivering Jemmy]

57. And they are all bigger than an alpha male goriilla's

Other half of article

[Blue Owl]

21. Not another dick dynasty thread

[L0oniX]

22. This should really be a pole ...uhm ...er poll.

[Warren DeMontague]

25. It's because I'm half Bigfoot

[BlueStreak]

26. You must be an American

[L0oniX]

27. Damn it ...the NSA has gone too far ...now they even know my penis size.

[LittleBlue]

28. Oh my, GD right now

[geomon666]

29. So this is why republicans want to kill everyone.

If you're the last guy standing, you have the biggest dick.

[lumberjack_jeff]

30. Some people audition for the nativity scene...

..others for the Festivus pole.

Let's hear the grievances!

[Packerowner740]

32. I've been told that

By myself.

[Beearewhyain]

33. You missed a space in your subject line

But thanks for noticing.

[In_The_Wind]

34. I seriously doubt that.

[jberryhill]

35. Not since my penis reduction surgery

I'm much less embarrassed about it now.

[arely staircase]

36. did you donate the clippings to

Cocks for Love or another worthy cause.

[jberryhill]

37. Funny you should say that

True story - I had let my hair grow out for about two years and recently got it cut short again. The women at the shop asked me if I wanted to donate, and asked another one how long it needed to be. The other one brought over a ruler, they checked, and made kind of an "aww" of disappointment. I asked what was wrong and one said, "it's two inches too short."

"Story of my life," I said, to their attempt to suppress laughing.

[NYC_SKP]

38. Author has clearly never met Jerry the Tapir.

Tapirs, elephants, banana slugs, barnacles, and the species Colymbosathon Ecplecticos all put the homo sapiens to shame, and the rest of the apes.

[SwampG8r]

42. all well and good but what else is a banana slug bringing to the table? nt

[NYC_SKP]

44. Hey Swampie!

Your reply brought me a smile, thank you!

I know you're not checking in as often as some of us would like, but it's good to know you're still out there, somewhere, and I'm wishing you and yours a happy new year and hope to hear from you again.

NYC_SKP

[SwampG8r]

58. hi skp

yeah I am keeping a low profile right now
my heart is filled with disgust that I may be forced to hear Charlie freaking crist touted here as a democrat ,and stand silently by as this lie gains, traction lifting him again on a cresting wave of expectaions, only to see them crash down as disappointments for the citizens of florida.
so I just don't sign in anymore
but I will tell you a secret.....shhhhhhhhhhh.......everyone else go read something else for a minute.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. ok ......I come in everyday and read the stuff. I just keep my opinions to myself. sadly its exactly what some factions hoped for,but, I get the du without any of the headaches so it evens out.
I read a lot here and there are not very many really worth the trouble involved with logging in order to respond to.
when I see you though I almost always sign in to say hey so every day if you post that's me sayin "hey buddie! "

[Major Nikon]

40. This is getting blown all out of proportion

[SwampG8r]

41. arent you in texas? im in florida if you can see it from there ...my god...IT IS HUGE! nt

[K.O. Stradivarius]

43. Blessing or a curse?

MR. BIG
Jonah Falcon was born with a blessing in, er, disguise. Until it took over his life. And tormented him.

Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection. Those who have witnessed it describe it as "grotesque," "gorgeous," "hideous" and "stunning." Falcon, who stands five foot nine, thinks his penis is perfectly formed, with a fifteen-degree downward curvature at the six-inch mark and absent the blotching, lumpiness and sudden bends that mark some oversize sex organs. A penis this size functions, physiologically, like any other, according to urologists, a claim substantiated by Falcon. His balls are proportionately huge, each the size of a grade-A jumbo egg. When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands - campfire, style - from a distance of six inches.

http://www.maryellenmark.com/text/magazines/rolling%20stone/920S-000-047.html

World's most 'well-endowed' man stopped and frisked by suspicious TSA officials

A man who has the world's largest penis was stopped by security at an airport after guards feared he had a suspect package hidden in his pants.

Jonah Falcon was stopped at San Francisco International Airport as he went through the usual security.

The well-endowed 41-year-old was frisked and had white powder sprinkled on his pants to check for traces of explosives after a ‘very noticeable’ bulge in his clothing was interpreted by TSA agents as a potential ‘biological threat,’ the Huffington Post reported.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2174937/Jonah-Falcon-Worlds-endowed-man-stopped-frisked-suspicious-TSA-officials.html

[NickB79]

50. For Mr. Falcon, I'd make an exception for bestiality

Because his "wife" would have to be a fucking farm animal to accommodate him!

Jesus Christ.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

63. I'd run like hell. In the other direction.

To put it delicately, women come in different sizes.
No way in hell.

I'm a woman and saw one once that was the same size and shape as my forearm, and I'm a five foot two woman with small bones. My wrist at the smallest is six inches around.

[dawg]

45. Bigfoots should probably be writing monster porn about us.

:p

[Nevernose]

47. Very nice.

I applaud you, sir or madam. As an aficionado of terrible fan fiction and bizarre pornography (it's something the whole family can do together!), I find the monster porn reference to be awesome.

[Codeine]

48. Goddamn right. nt

[RiffRandell]

49. That's what she said.

Old, I know, but I miss The Office. Happy Holidays!

[opiate69]

51. Fancy meeting you in here!

[RiffRandell]

52. The words huge and penis

caught my eye. More fodder...haha!

Happy Holidays to you and the fam!

[opiate69]

53. lol.. I know, right?

Oh, wait.. best not to pat you on the head too much… the neighbors wouldn't approve!

Happy Holidays to you and yours as well!

[RiffRandell]

54. Love the picture!

That about sums it up!

[nolabear]

55. Tapirs, now, that's another thing entirely.

[taught_me_patience]

59. Everybody has an eight inch cock (on the internet)...

[Silent3]

60. As the article shows, more evidence that the 1% are big dicks. n/t

[U4ikLefty]

62. You peeked!!! nt