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Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:02 PM

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Reply *** Breaking News *** (Original post)
progressoid Mar 2012 OP
Liberal_Stalwart71 Mar 2012 #1
aint_no_life_nowhere Mar 2012 #2
pinboy3niner Mar 2012 #3
BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2012 #4
yesphan Mar 2012 #12
tk2kewl Mar 2012 #5
cthulu2016 Mar 2012 #6
leftyohiolib Mar 2012 #7
LynneSin Mar 2012 #8
emmadoggy Mar 2012 #24
progressoid Mar 2012 #9
opihimoimoi Mar 2012 #10
LynneSin Mar 2012 #11
geardaddy Mar 2012 #13
Cirque du So-What Mar 2012 #14
MarianJack Mar 2012 #15
freshwest Mar 2012 #16
rurallib Mar 2012 #17
Blue_Tires Mar 2012 #18
GiveMeFreedom Mar 2012 #19
ellisonz Mar 2012 #20
Cleita Mar 2012 #21
progressoid Mar 2012 #22
redwitch Mar 2012 #23
abq e streeter Mar 2012 #25
RebelOne Mar 2012 #26
jobycom Mar 2012 #27
deacon_sephiroth Mar 2012 #28
sinkingfeeling Mar 2012 #29
HopeHoops Mar 2012 #30

Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:05 PM

1. A lazy fucking press! Proof that journalism is dead!!

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:05 PM

2. Good Lord these are funny - thanks for the laugh

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:07 PM

3. K&R

Tears of laughter here...

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:08 PM

4. I can't tell you how many times I've gone herey

barllskdjf fkdasd fg asdf. Frikkin repukes have that effect on me.

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Response to BlancheSplanchnik (Reply #4)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:20 PM

12. It's their

jumphead that gets to me.

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:08 PM

5. more...





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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:09 PM

6. Flying bugs, eh? I knew it was something like that!

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:14 PM

7. omg lol r these for real? or p.shopped

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:16 PM

8. I almost had a headline for that last article but unfortunately it was only a 48pt bold headline

I was able to take out the italics though

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Response to LynneSin (Reply #8)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 04:22 PM

24. You made me





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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:16 PM

9. And let's not forget...

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Response to progressoid (Reply #9)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:19 PM

10. thanx loved it :o)

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:19 PM

11. Here's some other good ones.....





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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:21 PM

13. lol



Ouch! My stomach.

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:22 PM

14. I became an aficionado of newpaper typos back when I was a pre-teen

and saw in the classifieds (Farm Animals & Equipment) an ad: 'Farty pigs for sale.'

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:22 PM

15. In my mind, I just heard Chevy Chase saying...

..."Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!"

I'm MarianJack, and you're not!

PEACE!

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:28 PM

16. Like Jay Leno's 'Headlines' segment of the Tonight Show. Thanks.

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:30 PM

17. Finally, the secret ingredient to lemons revealed!

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:34 PM

18. I remember the Daily Kansas headline

that was only a couple of years after I left, iirc

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 03:34 PM

19. These are great. n/t

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 04:06 PM

21. Hilarious, but

I would have gotten an "F" in English if I had written headlines like that on my high school newspaper.

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 04:08 PM

22. ...







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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 04:11 PM

23. Think of a headline

LOL, damn these are wonderful!

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 04:31 PM

25. I've written "lol", when I really didn't laugh out loud. But I really did with these.

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 04:35 PM

26. I have worked in the publishing world for years as a copy editor.

And you would not believe some of the screaming errors I have caught in 72-point type.

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 04:47 PM

27. Ok, that Jets Patriots headline was fkdasd up!

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Tue Mar 13, 2012, 04:48 PM

28. ow, my cheeks hurt from laughing n/t

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 04:53 PM

29. Love it. Didn't Johnny Carson show crazy headlines?

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Response to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 13, 2012, 04:56 PM

30. Repost this in The Lounge, where it belongs. Several SOP violations for GD here.

 

locking.

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