Freeper Science Fair Winner

[tk2kewl]

[frogmarch]

1. haha! I'd like to see

what the reports on the white sheets of paper say.

[11 Bravo]

4. I can't make out his fucking hypothesis!

It's either "yes" or "no", but I'm damned if I can tell which! (Although I have my suspicions.)

[Motown_Johnny]

14. I think it is "no"

using "Magnifier" ends up just blurring it but it blurs into two dark spots, not three. The resolution of the photo is to low to make it out clearly but it looks like just two letters to me.

[appleannie1]

2. Bigots teach their children young

[catrose]

3. Please tell me it's satire <eom>

[progressoid]

27. Yup.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/science-fair.php?page=7

[catrose]

31. Thank you!

I'll sleep easier tonight.

Of course, it COULD be true.

[Initech]

5. Good god... that made my brain hurt.

Racism, bigotry, and anti science all rolled into one

[Mz Pip]

6. Data?

What possible data does this twit provide? Looks like there's even a little graph on the chart.

I really want to read his hypothesis and how he compiled his data.

[JBoy]

22. Anything other than a blank page for "data" would be a science fail.

[MarianJack]

7. Well, land o' goshen,...

...don't you know that Heaven is only for god-fearin' white chrischins who know that dem thar cullid folks is jus animals to keep in ther place?

These people probably actually think that their perverted notion of "da pearly gates" is like a whites only country club.

Wake up dipshits. Jesus was quite possibly black!

PEACE!

[white_wolf]

13. How could he have been black? He was Jewish.

He would have looked Arabic, who the Teabaggers hate just as much. I'm not sure if this is at all true, but I'v heard a Jewish person of Jesus's day would look much more like someone from Arabia than he would like your average Jewish person on the streets of New York.

[MarianJack]

21. I've also heard from some reputable sources that he may have been Black.

Wouldn't you LOVE to see the bagers' tiny little heads explode if this were true?

It would also be great if he looked Arabic.

BTW, Sammy Davis Jr. was Black and Jewish!

PEACE!

[white_wolf]

25. You know it actually doesn't matter...

because he could be the blonde haired blue-eyed Aryan they paint him as and you know what'd they do? Call him a bum and tell him to get job. They really wouldn't like any of histories great philosophers or religious leaders. Most of them were poor beggars. I bet they'd really hate Buddha, a man who gave up his kingdom to become a wandering beggar monk. Hell, the only one who they might like is Muhammad, he was successful merchant before he became a prophet, oh the irony.

[Robeysays]

8. im starting to really get sick of my racist fellow country men.

grab you by your fake tie and punch the science in to your smug little face.

[Walk away]

9. This kid is an idiot! Everyone knows only White folk go to heaven!

[tkmorris]

10. You think he's aware that he IS a minority?

If you consider all of the people on the planet that is, not just those that attend his weekly superstition practice seminars.

[Lucky Luciano]

11. Please PLEASE tell me this is just a photoshop...

...even if it isn't...just say it is a photoshop so my brain stops hurting.

[frogmarch]

12. Apparently it's a Photoshop

http://weknowmemes.com/2011/11/photoshopped-science-projects/

More pics of posters at the link.

Whew!

[white_wolf]

15. Hmm he looks like a Mormon missionary so I'm guess the hypothesis is no.

Seriously, Mormonism as a religion is extremely racist and according to my cousin who is raised Mormon, but now thinks its stupid, he said "there aren't any black people at my church, the people at my church hate black people." Damn it I responded to the wrong post.

[SATIRical]

24. That's funny

The first person I know that comes to mind when I think "Who do I know who is Mormon?" is black. I know several white ones as well but she is the most active and "prepped for an emergency" that I know.

[xmas74]

32. Same here.

I have a few Mormon coworkers and the one who promotes the ministry the best is the black woman. She's very devout compared to the rest of my coworkers.

[Electric Monk]

16. Thanks. Lots of other funny stuff at that site, too.

If you're easily offended, don't bother going there though.

[Aerows]

18. I liked "What does a nosy pepper do?"

It gets jalapeno business.

[sharp_stick]

20. Some of those are damned funny

just the shit eating grin on the poor kid photoshopped next to Becky is a C**t and the smile on Fellatio Don't Swallow made me laugh.

[joeybee12]

30. Those are funny...

I love the little kid smiling a mile wide with his "B's ain't s**t" project.

[drm604]

17. It's a photoshop from somethingawful.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/science-fair.php?page=7

[MarianJack]

23. Funny site!

Thanks for the link.

PEACE!

[progressoid]

26. Is ham tasty? Hellz yeah!

It's been a while since I first saw those. I forgot how funny (and crude) they were.

[hifiguy]

19. That reminded me of this classic

The Free Redneck Cat Carrier:

[GopperStopper2680]

28. They're taking everthing from me!

Damn the Goppers! They've already taken the public image of Christianity and soiled it probably beyond repair in many peoples' minds with their bizarre, twisted strain of mutant morality. Now they'll do the same thing with science! I can't have anything, can I?

Oh, and let's be clear about something, kid: Your little expose' of ignorance there is not based on science. It's based on 'religion' which in this case is not even the same thing as spirituality. Science cannot answer some questions and that's one of them. I can answer that question for you though-which you could have answered yourself had you read the Bible.

"There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus." Galatians, 3:28 NIV

[B Calm]

29. All I can say is WOW!