I will not shop on this Black day
I do not care what others say
There is no deal thatís worth the crush
There is no discount worth the smush
There is no thing that I could buy
Thatís worth an elbow in the eye
For the sake of Old St. Nick
I will not scratch or claw or kick
I will not push, or shove, or stomp you
Trying to buy a present for you.
I do not care what others say,
I will not shop on this Black day.