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Pat Oliphant toon on Rush (who's the fat jerk with the cigar?)
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...and sometimes it's a big brown dick. Thx to George Carlin.
"Alright, now listen, I have a few more items of things that are pissing me off. And this one comes in the form of a question: Haven't we had about enough of this cigar smoking shit in this country? When is this shit gonna end? When is this shit gonna go away? When are these fat arrogant overpaid overfed overprivilaged overindulged white collar business criminal asshole cocksuckers gonna put out their cigars and move along to their next abomination. White pussy businessmen sucking on a big brown dick. That's all it is. A big brown dick. Sigment Frued said a cigar is just a cigar. Oh yeah? Well sometimes it's just a big brown dick. With the fat arrogant white collar business criminal asshole sucking on the wet end of it. But hey, the news is not all bad for me. You wanna know the good part? Cancer of the mouth. Good! Fuck em! Makes me happy. It's an attractive disease, goes well with a "cell phone". So light up, suspender man, and suck that smoke deep down into your empty suit, and blow it out your ass you fucking cocksucker!"
