MY NEW TRUCK

[B Calm]

I bought a new Chevy Avalanche

And returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' Came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,
Which one, Rick Perry, Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, Michele Bachmann, Ron Paul, Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, Herman Cain, or Sarah Palin?

Damn I love this truck...

[elleng]

1. THANK YOU, B!

LOUD laugh here!

[flvegan]

2. Okay, THAT...was funny.

[B Calm]

3. We all need a good laugh,

and this republican bus of clowns have been funny. One stands up, then falls down. Another stands up, then falls down.

[roguevalley]

4. short. this is so funny. they just write themselves.

[Lugnut]

5. ROFL!

I love your truck too! That's a keeper.

[Initech]

6. Awesome, I may have to steal that one.

[Fawke Em]

7. Cute, but I'll pass it along as a Ford Fusion.

Hubby bought one and you really DO talk to the radio, so it fits!

[B Calm]

8. I thought about changing it to Chevy Volt

[LynneSin]

9. I'm scared to wonder what you would get if you say RUSH

Probably asking if you want Amazing Prog Rock or bloated asshole

[snooper2]

10. I have to check what grade weed somebody would have to be smoking to buy an Avalanche..

One of the most useless vehicles on the planet...Yo Jake, can you haul a piece of drywall in that thing?