Are you serious? Maybe I'll give it a try. I don't know much about the winger sites
because they raise my blood pressure too much, but I do enjoy the occasional hit and run, just to see them jump up and down screaming like wet hens.
Should I pretend to actually be the TP neighbor, though? Leaving out the part about crayons and the letter being found after a wind storm. I'll do it if there's the slightest chance they'll really publish. One of my friends says I need to roughen up the grammar and spelling first, which is a good idea.
Say, maybe I could pretend that it's a letter smuggled out of a psych crash ward, what do you think? Or would it be more believable if I simply tried to tell the story with a straight face, as if the writer were entirely sane or good at pretending to be. My guess is the latter might get through best.