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Tue Mar 6, 2012, 05:11 PM

MOTHER JONES Fun "Flow Chart: Are You a Slut?"

Are you a slut? It's a head-scratcher, so we've put together this handy flow chart to help you out:



http://motherjones.com/mojo/2012/03/flow-chart-are-you-slut

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Reply MOTHER JONES Fun "Flow Chart: Are You a Slut?" (Original post)
kpete Mar 2012 OP
joeybee12 Mar 2012 #1
Lugnut Mar 2012 #2
babylonsister Mar 2012 #3
montanto Mar 2012 #4
saras Mar 2012 #5
LuvNewcastle Mar 2012 #6
Ron Obvious Mar 2012 #7
kcass1954 Mar 2012 #8
lark Mar 2012 #9
Uncle Joe Mar 2012 #10
florida08 Mar 2012 #11
Arkansas Granny Mar 2012 #12
Maynar Mar 2012 #14
TNLib Mar 2012 #13

Response to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 6, 2012, 05:12 PM

1. Wonderful! KNR!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 6, 2012, 05:47 PM

2. ROFL!

Yup. I'm a slut.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 6, 2012, 06:17 PM

3. Rec'd! Love it! nt

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 6, 2012, 06:19 PM

4. Nope, I'm a dude, so I can rock on, but

I clicked female just to see how long it would take me to become a slut, and, shockingly, that's all it took. "Sorry, we don't make the rules." cracks me up.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 6, 2012, 07:01 PM

5. Sorry, there's GOTTA be an alternative to being a dude.

 

Given the context of the rest of the flowchart, some males just do not qualify as dudes, for whatever reason. What they're called varies with era and location, but the first term I heard was fag. This includes gays and trannies, and some others, but doesn't include conservative married men who like a side order of sausage occasionally.

The lesbian slut is another curious category produced by this procedure. Apparently all lesbians are sluts except celibate ones, and procreating without having sex isn't even on the chart.

While amusing, I don't think it's totally correct yet. Now if Malcolm Gladwell would do one...

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Mar 7, 2012, 10:05 AM

6. I don't think I'm a slut.

It's always been my understanding that sluts get laid.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Mar 7, 2012, 10:16 AM

7. Well, that makes me a slut then...

I'm a bloke and I've been married for more than 26 years but I'm still a slut, apparently. Oh, the humidity... The humanity, rather....

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Mar 7, 2012, 02:36 PM

8. Waiting on my plaque.

I'll post a pic when it arrives.

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Response to kcass1954 (Reply #8)

Wed Mar 7, 2012, 05:08 PM

9. Me too

I'm almost 60 and was "fixed" when I was 35, so have been having sex for non-procreative reasons for quite some time now, so hopefully I'll get a gold plated plaque - lol.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Mar 7, 2012, 05:12 PM

10. That's a nice flow chart.

Thanks for the thread, kpete.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Mar 7, 2012, 06:20 PM

11. lord have mercy kpete

guess I'm more like a slot..married, off birth control and getting less enjoyment. Sure miss those slutty years

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Mar 7, 2012, 06:26 PM

12. So, will my plaque arrive in a plain brown wrapper or will my neighbors be able

to see that I'm a slut? Also, how many business days is the average shipping time?

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Reply #12)

Wed Mar 7, 2012, 10:58 PM

14. When my plaque arrives

Imma mount it on my front door so the neighbors know what's what!

Like they don't already...

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Mar 7, 2012, 06:31 PM

13. Too funy

I took the slut quiz on the link and made slut in like 2 clicks. Hillarious!

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