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Mon Oct 7, 2013, 11:20 PM

Website Offers Furloughed Employees Free Vibrators During Government Shutdown

http://www.ibtimes.com/website-offers-furloughed-employees-free-vibrators-during-government-shutdown-1415988



The government shutdown might be killing the vibes of furloughed Federal employees, but one website hopes to change that. Vibrators.com, a website that bills itself as “the easiest way to find the perfect vibrator,” is offering its merchandise free of charge to any nonessential government workers.

“Are you a federal employee that has been deemed non-essential? Do you have a little too much time on your hands and nothing to do? Is the recent government shutdown to blame?” the company asks in an announcement on their website. “As vibrator enthusiasts, we want everyone to experience the pleasure that a nice vibrator can bring to partners and individuals. Besides, we know you have some free time, why not try something new?”

The company is right about one thing: According to the Washington Post, at least 450,000 federal employees remained on furlough Monday as the government shutdown entered its second week. In a rare move on Saturday, the House voted unanimously to approve back pay for furloughed employees once the shutdown ends.

But in the meantime -- while supplies last -- the company is offering eligible applicants a “free vibe,” which typically retails for $9.99, for as long as the government shutdown continues. Features include complimentary shipping conducted with the “utmost privacy and discretion.”

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steve2470 Oct 2013 OP
gopiscrap Oct 2013 #1
steve2470 Oct 2013 #2
Puzzledtraveller Oct 2013 #3
gopiscrap Oct 2013 #4
customerserviceguy Oct 2013 #5

Response to steve2470 (Original post)

Mon Oct 7, 2013, 11:42 PM

1. OMG

the rest of the world must think we are totally fucking nuts

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Response to gopiscrap (Reply #1)

Mon Oct 7, 2013, 11:47 PM

2. haha ! brilliant marketing if you ask me :) nt

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Response to steve2470 (Original post)

Mon Oct 7, 2013, 11:49 PM

3. lame

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Response to Puzzledtraveller (Reply #3)

Tue Oct 8, 2013, 01:02 AM

4. I agree

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Response to steve2470 (Original post)

Tue Oct 8, 2013, 01:23 AM

5. It's about time

for a stimulus program.

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