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What happens when a kitteh runs into bouncers when trying to enter a club? (Original Post) Are_grits_groceries Sep 2013 OP
My kid LOVES your gifs! Keep 'em coming! leveymg Sep 2013 #1
KITTY WINS!!! irisblue Sep 2013 #2
Okay that is too dam funny! The one guy hiding behind the other Rex Sep 2013 #3
The big guy... Cracklin Charlie Sep 2013 #4
I've never seen two grown men so scared of a cat! Rex Sep 2013 #5
It looks like the guy yesphan Sep 2013 #6
It does to me too Aerows Sep 2013 #11
Looks like he couldn't see what caused their panic 'til he cleared the counter... SaveOurDemocracy Sep 2013 #15
Yup! I noticed that too. Guy's busting his gut about it. nt longship Sep 2013 #37
Go kitteh! lmao nt Mnemosyne Sep 2013 #7
.......... shraby Sep 2013 #8
Cool, thanks for posting this! LiberalLoner Sep 2013 #9
One of the funniest things I've ever seen! UtahLib Sep 2013 #10
You know their co-workers... awoke_in_2003 Sep 2013 #31
They'll have to deal with cat calls demwing Sep 2013 #33
Too funny madokie Sep 2013 #12
KITTEHS RULE!! MoonRiver Sep 2013 #13
So hilarious!! johnnyreb Sep 2013 #14
Very funny, grits. Thanks for posting. KNR SaveOurDemocracy Sep 2013 #16
"GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY!!! I NEED BEER!!!" A HERETIC I AM Sep 2013 #17
Kittehs RULE! MNBrewer Sep 2013 #18
And again, kentauros Sep 2013 #19
Grown men. SheilaT Sep 2013 #20
That's funny. I acquired one of my cats years ago, when I was working as a bartender. Cleita Sep 2013 #21
awwwwww Skittles Sep 2013 #23
Best thing I've seen all day! Granny M Sep 2013 #22
Haha! Kitteh Karateh R B Garr Sep 2013 #24
It looks like it gets a free pass... yuiyoshida Sep 2013 #25
Good kitty! When they want in, it is very difficult to keep them out. juajen Sep 2013 #26
That cat knows some mighty good martial arts moves! nt Bernardo de La Paz Sep 2013 #27
why did he have to block the tabby with his foot? Kolesar Sep 2013 #28
He was probably fearing the nut shot. nt awoke_in_2003 Sep 2013 #32
Holy s***! Kitteh watching Bruce Lee movies LittleBlue Sep 2013 #29
Gentlemen, please... Bay Boy Sep 2013 #30
Good thing there was no soundtrack to record their wails of terror. freshwest Sep 2013 #35
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! meti57b Sep 2013 #38
Kitteh: "Get the f**k outta my way, been a bad day, wanna see my woman and need a drink bad ! " steve2470 Sep 2013 #34
That is not a kitteh Chuuku Davis Sep 2013 #36
Roundhouse Kitteh mows 'em down Blue Owl Sep 2013 #39
 

Rex

(65,616 posts)
3. Okay that is too dam funny! The one guy hiding behind the other
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 02:33 PM
Sep 2013

as the cat uses his ninja feint to the right stick and move...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

2 bouncers = 0
1 cat = 1

SaveOurDemocracy

(4,398 posts)
15. Looks like he couldn't see what caused their panic 'til he cleared the counter...
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 04:37 PM
Sep 2013

...and then he LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'd.

UtahLib

(3,179 posts)
10. One of the funniest things I've ever seen!
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 03:25 PM
Sep 2013

Those two will never live that down, terrorized by the big bad Kitty.

A HERETIC I AM

(24,321 posts)
17. "GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY!!! I NEED BEER!!!"
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 04:41 PM
Sep 2013

"MOVE, MOVE MOVE, DAMMIT! I NEED A DAMNED DRINK ALREADY!"



"Holy shit...OK.,.fine kitty...the bar is that way!"


Cleita

(75,480 posts)
21. That's funny. I acquired one of my cats years ago, when I was working as a bartender.
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 04:55 PM
Sep 2013

Patron came into the bar, ordered a beer and looked down at the seat next to him. I wondered if someone had left something behind or something I should clean. I went and looked and there was a little orange tabby kitten about three months old curled up on the bar stool sleeping. I never saw her come in. I asked my customer why he didn't say something and he said he thought it was the store's cat, not knowing you can't have animals in places that serve food, well where I was working anyway. So I tried to find out if someone in the residential part of the neighborhood had lost a kitten. No one had. Then I tried to give her away and no one wanted her. I finally took her home with me and she lived with my DH and I for twenty years until she passed. She was the sweetest thing too, but also a formidable mouser, which is why I suspect she came into the bar as we were always fighting mice problems.

steve2470

(37,457 posts)
34. Kitteh: "Get the f**k outta my way, been a bad day, wanna see my woman and need a drink bad ! "
Wed Sep 25, 2013, 05:50 PM
Sep 2013

Guy on Right: "I'll try to stop you with my foot and force you to pay a door charge"
Kitteh: "oh f**k that ! HAI YA !"

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