Santorum has the clap? "What's in here! What's up here! And what's burnin' down HERE!"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

MSNBC just showed the clip. Said the reason his campaign was so successful is that there are no teleprompters, which means people san see what's in here (pointed to the approximate area of his hest where his heart would be if he weren't a homopobic, mysogynistic holy roller), up here (pointed to his head, kind of like the Scarecrow when he sang that If I Only Had A Brain song in The Wizard of Oz), and what's burnin' down here (I'd like to think he pointed to his penis, but I could be wrong. He pointed down. Maybe his feet are burning. Maybe he has athlete's foot from walking so much on the campaign trail. Yeah, that's it. I don't think he has the clap.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I think he might have intended to refer to the proverbial "fire in the belly"

but when he gestured toward the south end of his torso and talked about "what's burnin' down here," it sure looked weird and disturbing.

Rick, I don't want to know what's burnin' down there. I don't even want to think about it.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. I'm sure that's what he meant, but...

...well, you know.

[Motown_Johnny]

3. When I heard that I thought of a song, and heard it on the radio this morning

From me to Rick....

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[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. Too bad the asshole who posted the clip on YouTube added a photo of Spitzer concubine Ashley Dupre

Can't stomach that woman at all. Worst of the worst. Dropped her pants for Playboy and thought she was going to be a star. Didn;t happen.