Tue Feb 21, 2012, 04:56 PM
demmiblue (5,203 posts)
Mitt Romney: "The Trees Are the Right Height"
YouTube description (afscme): Mitt Romney's recent pandering speech in Michigan sounded awfully familiar. Just as Will Ferrell's character Ron Burgundy in the movie Anchorman might have asked, "Mitt, are you just naming things you see in the state and saying you love them?"
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| demmiblue | Feb 2012 | OP | |
| Guy Whitey Corngood | Feb 2012 | #1 | |
| lpbk2713 | Feb 2012 | #2 | |
| The Velveteen Ocelot | Feb 2012 | #3 | |
| jberryhill | Feb 2012 | #4 | |
| corkhead | Feb 2012 | #8 | |
| jberryhill | Feb 2012 | #13 | |
| corkhead | Feb 2012 | #20 | |
| jberryhill | Feb 2012 | #21 | |
| TBF | Feb 2012 | #35 | |
| corkhead | Feb 2012 | #36 | |
| TBF | Feb 2012 | #39 | |
| yellowcanine | Feb 2012 | #5 | |
| TalkingDog | Feb 2012 | #6 | |
| jberryhill | Feb 2012 | #9 | |
| demmiblue | Feb 2012 | #14 | |
| frogmarch | Feb 2012 | #7 | |
| Enrique | Feb 2012 | #10 | |
| yellowcanine | Feb 2012 | #12 | |
| yellowcanine | Feb 2012 | #11 | |
| Raven | Feb 2012 | #15 | |
| Boojatta | Feb 2012 | #16 | |
| taught_me_patience | Feb 2012 | #17 | |
| Enrique | Feb 2012 | #19 | |
| HopeHoops | Feb 2012 | #18 | |
| jberryhill | Feb 2012 | #22 | |
| geardaddy | Feb 2012 | #42 | |
| DCBob | Feb 2012 | #23 | |
| aint_no_life_nowhere | Feb 2012 | #29 | |
| trusty elf | Feb 2012 | #34 | |
| eyewall | Feb 2012 | #40 | |
| chrisa | Feb 2012 | #24 | |
| sarge43 | Feb 2012 | #25 | |
| spanone | Feb 2012 | #26 | |
| aint_no_life_nowhere | Feb 2012 | #27 | |
| SammyWinstonJack | Feb 2012 | #28 | |
| Bozita | Feb 2012 | #30 | |
| zeemike | Feb 2012 | #31 | |
| spanone | Feb 2012 | #32 | |
| NICO9000 | Feb 2012 | #33 | |
| MineralMan | Feb 2012 | #37 | |
| catbyte | Feb 2012 | #38 | |
| eyewall | Feb 2012 | #41 | |
| demmiblue | Feb 2012 | #45 | |
| mikeytherat | Feb 2012 | #43 | |
| HappyMe | Feb 2012 | #44 |
Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 04:57 PM
Guy Whitey Corngood (14,838 posts)
1. "DANGER... DANGER... WILL ROBINSON"
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Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 04:58 PM
lpbk2713 (23,247 posts)
2. " ... and all the children are above average."
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Garrison Kiellor would be offended if he thought Mittens was trying to mimic him. |
Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:00 PM
The Velveteen Ocelot (34,703 posts)
3. Mitt's "Conehead moment," according to Howard Fineman.
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I nearly wet myself laughing at that.
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Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:04 PM
jberryhill (29,856 posts)
4. NASA image of US forest canopy height
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http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/IOTD/view.php?id=44717
I don't see what's so special about Michigan. |
Response to jberryhill (Reply #4)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:11 PM
corkhead (3,910 posts)
8. For the record, he didn't say Michigan had the tallest trees, or the shortest ones for that matter
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but that they were "the right height" whatever that means.
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Response to corkhead (Reply #8)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:18 PM
jberryhill (29,856 posts)
13. Obviously, the ones in California are too tall
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But Michigan's trees seem to be about the same height as most of New England and much of Appalachia. Now, I agree that Joshua trees are too short, and palm trees really shouldn't be called "trees" at all. On much of the Great Plains, there aren't many trees either. As it turns out, I will be in Michigan next month for my first trip there ever, so I will have to take note of the trees and their height. |
Response to jberryhill (Reply #13)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:45 PM
corkhead (3,910 posts)
20. Our trees are nice, but our beer is great. If you have time, visit some of our great breweries
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Bells, Founders, Dark Horse, New Holland, the list goes on and on...
Rmoney should have been talking up our beer which is world class. http://michiganbeerguide.com/ |
Response to corkhead (Reply #20)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 06:09 PM
jberryhill (29,856 posts)
21. Thanks for the tip
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I have to testify in a trial, but there will be a lot of down time. Everyone that has ever been to the upper peninsula gushes about it, but I will be in Detroit. ...with binoculars to spy on trees from afar. |
Response to corkhead (Reply #20)
Thu Feb 23, 2012, 09:41 AM
TBF (18,401 posts)
35. That is because you are so close to Wisconsin -
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proximity and all
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Response to TBF (Reply #35)
Thu Feb 23, 2012, 09:55 AM
corkhead (3,910 posts)
36. Why? Is your "beer that made Milwaukee famous" - Schlitz, still made there?
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Response to corkhead (Reply #36)
Thu Feb 23, 2012, 10:19 AM
TBF (18,401 posts)
39. They kind of got overtaken by this brand didn't they -
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Michigan has some great craft beers though, I'll give you that |
Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:07 PM
yellowcanine (24,444 posts)
5. "The Trees Are the Right Height" What does that even MEAN?
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Right height for what? Peeing on?
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Response to yellowcanine (Reply #5)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:09 PM
TalkingDog (7,618 posts)
6. LOL +1
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n/t
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Response to yellowcanine (Reply #5)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:14 PM
jberryhill (29,856 posts)
9. Lynchings?
Response to yellowcanine (Reply #5)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:18 PM
demmiblue (5,203 posts)
14. Chop, chop, chop...I think that he is evoking the spirits of the lumber barons!
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The 1% of their day here in Michigan.
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Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:10 PM
frogmarch (7,243 posts)
7. haha! Perfect!
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Wait. I didn't hear any applause after Mitt said he loved those things. Why do Michiganians hate trees, lakes and cars?
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Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:14 PM
Enrique (22,598 posts)
10. I love lamp! I love lamp!
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Response to Enrique (Reply #10)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:16 PM
yellowcanine (24,444 posts)
12. I love roads (for the cars). I love pavement (for the roads). Hey, this is fun!
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Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:14 PM
yellowcanine (24,444 posts)
11. If Mitt loves cars, shouldn't he love roads also? Does he love roads more than trees and lakes?
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So many questions are raised by this. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, I envy you. This makes your lives way too easy. No one is deserving of the gift that is the Republican candidates for President.
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Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:22 PM
Raven (11,049 posts)
15. Replace the EPA with the
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American Tree Standardization Department. A government agency populated by Republicans who spend their days measuring the height of trees and topping the ones who don't fit Mitt's standard.
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Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:26 PM
Boojatta (12,231 posts)
16. What is Romney's plan ...
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to deal with trees in some states that aren't the right height?
For the record, I should mention that Romney's legs are the right length: they reach all the way to the ground without going underground. |
Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:30 PM
taught_me_patience (3,857 posts)
17. That was a seriously awkward minute of speech
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He sounded like a chiuaha hopped up on speed.
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Response to taught_me_patience (Reply #17)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:38 PM
Enrique (22,598 posts)
19. welll
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he is Mexican.
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Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 05:35 PM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
18. This from a guy who thinks his 2" woody is the right length.
Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 06:10 PM
jberryhill (29,856 posts)
22. "The Great Lakes and the Not So Great Lakes..."
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I thought Minnesota had 10,000 of them. |
Response to jberryhill (Reply #22)
Thu Feb 23, 2012, 02:49 PM
geardaddy (14,310 posts)
42. 11,842 to be exact.
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Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 06:26 PM
DCBob (14,753 posts)
23. he sounded like he was on acid.
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bizarre.
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Response to DCBob (Reply #23)
Wed Feb 22, 2012, 06:56 PM
aint_no_life_nowhere (18,936 posts)
29. And who uses the word "BRAND" to describe a make of car?
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Talking about a "brand" of car sounds like he's talking about shampoo. And Romney's family was in the automobile business?
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Response to aint_no_life_nowhere (Reply #29)
Thu Feb 23, 2012, 03:57 AM
trusty elf (2,876 posts)
34. It's the Cattle Laxative brand....
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same brand that Dubya drove ![]() |
Response to DCBob (Reply #23)
Thu Feb 23, 2012, 02:43 PM
eyewall (660 posts)
40. He even looked like he was on acid.
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he had absolutely no idea what to say and seemed extremely nervous. Does he even have a speech writer? or a manager?
Maybe he was tripping. |
Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 06:31 PM
chrisa (3,365 posts)
24. Romney then invited everybody to a "pants party." It was unclear what he meant.
Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Wed Feb 22, 2012, 05:38 PM
sarge43 (17,445 posts)
25. Damn. He makes Dubya sound positively articulate
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Last edited Wed Feb 22, 2012, 05:55 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1) and that can't be easy.
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Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Wed Feb 22, 2012, 05:39 PM
spanone (72,064 posts)
26. this guy is an empty shell....he stands for nothing.
Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Wed Feb 22, 2012, 05:46 PM
aint_no_life_nowhere (18,936 posts)
27. The turds in Michigan are the right length
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makes about as much sense.
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Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Wed Feb 22, 2012, 06:05 PM
SammyWinstonJack (35,105 posts)
28. Do the republicans have any intelligent candidates they can run?
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Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Wed Feb 22, 2012, 07:59 PM
Bozita (26,949 posts)
30. Scooter Libby's disappointed Romney didn't mention anything about their entangled roots.
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Scooter likes the roots!
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Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Wed Feb 22, 2012, 09:51 PM
zeemike (10,818 posts)
31. Seriously...was that a comedy routine?
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Maybe he was trying some stand up...otherwise the man is really lame.
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Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Wed Feb 22, 2012, 09:52 PM
spanone (72,064 posts)
32. mitt zombie...
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stiffer than boehner
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Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Wed Feb 22, 2012, 10:07 PM
NICO9000 (970 posts)
33. Wow, he sure can relate to the average person!
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I crack up whenever I see him in jeans. The man is so stiff he'd probably be uncomfortable even in sweats fer crissakes!
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Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Thu Feb 23, 2012, 10:03 AM
MineralMan (53,795 posts)
37. He proved, once and for all, that there is nothing in his head.
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I could do a better speech than that, and I've never been in Michigan. Embarrassing for him, being exposed as an idiot that way.
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Response to MineralMan (Reply #37)
Thu Feb 23, 2012, 10:16 AM
catbyte (3,945 posts)
38. Now it's powdered sugar
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Here's part of his amazingly awkward speech:
"...the white powder or the white sugar, powdered sugar, that's the word, powdered sugar on top of the pazcki (pooch-key) reminded me of what's going on outside, how beautiful it is. Michigan looks so beautiful when the snow comes with a fresh powdered sugar all over everything." WTF? Psssssssst, Mitt, old pal, we Michiganders just call it snow, not "powdered sugar all over everything." He's like an alien programmed to act like a human but something's just a little off. Diane Anishinaabe in MI & mom to Sophie, Taz, Leo & Nigel, members of Dogs Against Romney, Cat Division "We Ride Inside--Hiss!" |
Response to catbyte (Reply #38)
Thu Feb 23, 2012, 02:48 PM
eyewall (660 posts)
41. Once again, all the republican candidates are insane.
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oh wait, Mittens already was a candidate and he lost to Elmer Fudd.
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Response to catbyte (Reply #38)
Thu Feb 23, 2012, 05:35 PM
demmiblue (5,203 posts)
45. Oh my!
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I have heard of powder, but that is pretty much exclusively applied to skiing conditions. Powdered sugar... lol!
I wonder what he would say about wet snow... perhaps something about the beauteous fall of miniature snow cones from the sky. |
Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Thu Feb 23, 2012, 03:00 PM
mikeytherat (6,823 posts)
43. His hat's too flat
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We all know he's an alien replicant. And not a very good one.
Hat too Flat - by Walter Becker mikey_the_rat |
Response to demmiblue (Original post)
Thu Feb 23, 2012, 03:05 PM
HappyMe (11,702 posts)
44. Holy crap!
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Was Mittens stoned? |


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