Holy Santorum Batman! Man on dog sex!!1!

[meegbear]

Residents and other associates of a popular building superintendent are finding it impossible to fathom that the married father could have molested a tenant’s Labrador retriever at the Rye Colony apartment complex.

“It’s unbelievable,” said Kris Lumaj, who does renovation work at Rye Colony and has known the super for years. “That’s an animal, you know. He’s got a wife and two kids, has no criminal record. I don’t know anybody who’d say anything bad about him.”

Kujtim Nicaj, who lives and works at the complex, was arrested Feb. 9 on charges of burglary and sexual misconduct.

Nicaj, seen as friendly and hardworking, hasn’t said a word publicly, or shown his face around the complex, since his arrest.

No one answered the door at his home Monday, though his lawyer has maintained contact with the 41-year-old and his wife since the news broke last week.

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http://www.lohud.com/article/20120221/NEWS02/302210067/Disbelief-surrounds-Rye-bestiality-case

Proving why heterosexuality should be outlawed

[JohnDrake]

1. Huh?

"Proving why heterosexuality should be outlawed"

How do you arrive at that conclusion?

[Scootaloo]

2. It's sarcasm

Y'know, owing to the title and all, and Santorum's anti-gay stance on hte basis of a "slippery slope" that would lead inevitably to bestiality?

Well, here we have a heterosexual guy doodling a lab. Clearly by the logic of Santorum, this means heterosexuality is a deviant practice that inevitably leads to animal abuse.

I wouldn't assume meegbear is serious.

[rurallib]

6. always said that outlawing heterosexuality

is the only way to end the homosexual problem. Should take less than 100 years.

[JohnDrake]

3. Thanks

Thank you. I just wanted clarification. I'm not from around here, lol.

[meegbear]

4. LOL - no prob ...

WELCOME TO DU!!!

[guitar man]

5. Welcome to DU!

The sarcasm and biting satire get pretty thick around here sometimes

[VWolf]

7. No. Really? Ya think?

Welcome to the party, JohnDrake!