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yoyossarian

(1,054 posts)
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 06:48 AM Feb 2012

No Wonder They Hate Evolution So Much!

The lineup for the Creepublican 2012 Presidential hopefuls is really quite impressive, when viewed from a certain angle and without all the special fx that goes along with the whole electoral process these days.
Pretty colorful group, one must admit... that little pudgy one in the middle must be Newt. Hard to tell the others apart though, really. They are ALL extremely territorial, their tiny brains motivated by a deep and primal need to survive, to consume and dominate and multiply and endlessly conquer new territory. Deceit, aggression, and endless display are the hallmarks of the species. They don't think so much as fear, and violently react to any new stimulus.



Sadly (for them, anyway), these little fuckers are nearly extinct. It's only a matter of time.
A meteor likely killed the last dinosaurs. This time it was the sexual revolution and the internet.
Later, gators.

(edited for tiny typo)

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No Wonder They Hate Evolution So Much! (Original Post) yoyossarian Feb 2012 OP
The Reptilian Anti-Defamation League will be in touch. Scuba Feb 2012 #1
Leapin' Lizards! yoyossarian Feb 2012 #2
You're not kidding. dogknob Feb 2012 #3
kicker! yoyossarian Feb 2012 #4

dogknob

(2,431 posts)
3. You're not kidding.
Tue Feb 21, 2012, 03:23 PM
Feb 2012

These mass-victimizers are in fact playing the "victim" card to protest the fact that social progress is making them irrelevant.

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