Ew! Ew! Ewwwww! MSNBC just played a clip of Newt saying he's going to "reconnect" with Callista! Ew!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Someone asked him about Valentine's Day and he did the "wink wink, nudge nudge" thing and said he was going to take some time to "reconnect" with her!

Ew! Ew! EWWWWWWWWWWW!

[onehandle]

1. A baggie full of marshmallow fluff on top of a blond praying mantis. nt

[Arugula Latte]

4. Oh dear gawd

and ... EWWWW!

[powergirl]

2. Gross

Newt slithering all over that woman. I wish I never had that thought.

[snooper2]

3. It rubs the santorum on the big belly

LOL

[Arugula Latte]

5. Maybe she'll bring him a mouse in her beak as a Valentine's Day offering.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

8. DUzy!

[LiberalEsto]

13. OMG

glad I wasn't drinking tea

[monmouth]

6. I don't know which one to feel sorry for..Seriously...n/t

[Ganja Ninja]

7. Maybe he meant "reconnect her".

She looks like her batteries might need a recharge and her programming could use and update.

[Missy Vixen]

9. She's probably as grossed out as the rest of us

There are few things in life more offensive to any wife than any guy who thinks he's really going to let everyone know what A Stud he is, via national news. Perhaps some of you might remember when Drinky McDumbass told a group of reporters at "the ranch" about his evening with HIS wife. I also couldn't believe he patted her on the ass on national TV!

The vast majority of women would prefer that their husband treat them like ladies while they're in public, and do not refer to a sex life that may or may not exist. While I have NO love for Callista Gingrich, it's too bad her husband thinks this will really let people know he's The Man.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

11. Yep. He tried to do the stud thing, followed by the "aw shucks" thing.

Newt doesn't pull off "blushing schoolboy" very well. Lascivious pig? Yeah. Schoolboy? No.

[Worried senior]

10. Hope

he uses birth control.

[bongbong]

12. Connect, not reconnect

Newtie The Serial Cheater is talking about "connect", as in "connect his robotic 'wife' into some electricity to recharge her".

[smirkymonkey]

14. I think I am going to become physically ill

having that image planted in my mind makes my skin crawl.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

15. MSNBC's Martin Bashir and his guests were saying the same thing

Bashir was taunting them, trying to plant mental images, and they were saying things like "Please...I think I've heard enough. MORE than enough."

[Initech]

17. Me too - and I just ate lunch at that.

[Bladian]

16. I am forced to admit though...

He's not quite as vomit-inducing without a shirt on as I was imagining. He's no Jack Nicholson.

[Missy Vixen]

18. Imagine the fun of sleeping with any of the Republican frontrunners

According to the Republican Party, women aren't really people. They aren't supposed to enjoy sex, either. If that wasn't enough, Newt Gingrich thinks that a monthly menstrual period = "infection".

I think that million-dollar Tiffany credit line wasn't nearly enough to stay with his ass.