List of People Conspiring Against the GOP (stolen from Fark)

[sufrommich]

Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Community Organizers
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Climatologists
Atheists
Muslims
Jews
Satan
ABC
NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable news except FNC
The New York Times
The LA Times
The Washington Post
The Associated Press
Reuters
BBC
The Guardian
Black People
Mexicans
Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
Television Industry
Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
Labor Unions
Colleges
Teachers
Professors
ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges
NPR
Paleontologists
Astrophysicists
Museums (*except Creationism Museum)
WHO
WTO
Inflated tires
The Honolulu Advertiser
The Star Bulletin
Teletubbies
Sponge Bob and Patrick
Nobel Prize Committee
US Census Bureau
NOAA
Sesame Street
Comic Books
Little Green Footballs
Video Games
The Bible
CBO
Bruce Springsteen
Pennies
The Theory of Relativity
Comedy Central
Young People
whatever the hell a Justin Beiber is
Small Business Owners
Math
CPAC
Navy SEALs
The Economist
The Muppets
Iowa Republicans
Low-Flow Toilets



The low flow toilets is from this at CPAC:

One congressman used his time to decry mandates for low-flow toilets: “We are a nation of double-flushers!”

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/despite-lightheartedness-at-cpac-gathering-tension-within-movement-can-be-felt/2012/02/09/gIQAA9Gc2Q_story.html?tid=pm_politics_pop

[FarLeftFist]

1. Clint Eastwood.

[sufrommich]

2. Yep! I think it's an old list that keeps getting

additions.

[Wait Wut]

3. My favorites:

Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Climatologists
Satan
Paleontologists
Astrophysicists
Inflated tires
The Theory of Relativity
Math (this one made me snort out loud)

They forgot the Bogey Man, because honestly, that's what it all boils down to. Gotta be afraid. Of what? Don't friggin' matter.

[a simple pattern]

4. Planed Parenthood

EPA
George Soros

[nbolick]

5. Inflated tires?

So does somebody want to explain the inflated tires reference?

[sufrommich]

6. Here you go....

http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1829354,00.html

[Angry Dragon]

7. Satan does not belong

The GOP is the party of Satan

[riverwalker]

8. energy efficient light bulbs

http://thehill.com/blogs/e2-wire/e2-wire/167169-bachmann-blasts-light-bulb-efficiency-law

"President Bachmann will allow you to buy any light bulb you want,” Bachmann said at the Southern Republican Leadership Conference in New Orleans, La.
Bachmann touted her Light Bulb Freedom of Choice Act, which would repeal a provision in the Energy Independence and Security Act of 2007 that requires traditional incandescent light bulbs to be 30 percent more energy efficient beginning in 2012.

[corkhead]

9. You forgot POLAND!!1!11!!!