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Sun May 12, 2013, 03:02 PM

Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/05/fox-new-evidence-hillary-killed-lincoln.html


WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what may be the most serious allegation ever made against the former Secretary of State, Fox News Channel reported today that Hillary Clinton was involved in the conspiracy to murder President Abraham Lincoln.

The latest charge against Mrs. Clinton was reported by Fox host Sean Hannity, who said that the evidence of her role in the Lincoln assassination came mainly in the form of e-mails.

According to Mr. Hannity, “If it’s true that Hillary Clinton killed Lincoln, this could have a major impact on her chances in 2016.”

The accusation against Mrs. Clinton drew a strong response from Sen. Lindsey Graham (R.—S. Carolina): “There’s been a concerted effort by Hillary Clinton to cover up her role in President Lincoln’s murder. She has said nothing about it. This is bigger than Watergate, the Cuban missile crisis, and the Second World War put together.”


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warrior1 May 2013 OP
Politicalboi May 2013 #1
Hugabear May 2013 #2
MrScorpio May 2013 #4
Little_Wing May 2013 #3
msanthrope May 2013 #7
awoke_in_2003 May 2013 #5
lpbk2713 May 2013 #6
Parable Arable May 2013 #8

Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Sun May 12, 2013, 03:17 PM

1. I remember it like yesterday

She landed in DC under heavy sniper fire, but managed to avoid getting killed, and then snuck into Ford's theater, and said she was looking for some Rose law firm papers. Then she printed her 3D gun, and shot him as the Starland Vocal Band finished Afternoon Delight.
I remember it well. Yes indeed. And then she got away, and is now trying to take over where Lincoln left off.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Sun May 12, 2013, 03:24 PM

2. Don't forget it was Obama who ordered it

Always blame Obama

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Response to Hugabear (Reply #2)

Sun May 12, 2013, 03:38 PM

4. Oops…

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Sun May 12, 2013, 03:37 PM

3. So that's why they had to kill Vince Foster...

He caught her talking to Mary Surratt and was threatening to blow her cover story...

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Response to Little_Wing (Reply #3)

Sun May 12, 2013, 03:45 PM

7. Welcome to DU! nt

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Sun May 12, 2013, 03:39 PM

5. Well, she has never told us...

where she was on April 15, 1865

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Sun May 12, 2013, 03:44 PM

6. The GOP House will launch a multi-million $$ investigation on just the rumor alone.




They'll call it Hillaryghazigate.


Anything to keep from doing anything that
might possibly be perceived as productive.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Sun May 12, 2013, 03:49 PM

8. Not only did she kill Lincoln.

But she also destroyed Garfield, brainwashed Czolgosz into killing McKinley, and used the dark arts to give Reagan alzheimers. She also framed Nixon for Watergate, palled around with the Ayatollah, and was actually behind 9/11. New evidence also suggest that Clinton might not even be human, but a plant like being from Neptune... Ergo, she couldn't run for president.

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