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dogknob

(2,431 posts)
Sat May 11, 2013, 10:58 PM May 2013

Someone calling themselves "celibate" just because nobody will fuck them...

...is inaccurate and misleading. Claiming to be part of a group that you might fit into if it were your choice is not the same as being part of that group.

There must be a word for this.

Oh, BTW... I suggest that everyone on DU be tested on this chart. If you fail, you get kicked off of DU.

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Someone calling themselves "celibate" just because nobody will fuck them... (Original Post) dogknob May 2013 OP
Could you make it big enough to read or link to it? Archae May 2013 #1
Found it PADemD May 2013 #6
just bookmarked it and ordered the poster eom arely staircase May 2013 #11
Me2 n/t dogknob May 2013 #20
Composition/division was my conclusion as well... dogknob May 2013 #13
Ditto. Too small to read. Shrike47 May 2013 #2
ugly? seems to fit the descriptor rather than celibate. loli phabay May 2013 #3
Readable @ https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/ WorseBeforeBetter May 2013 #4
You can always find someone to have sex with Revanchist May 2013 #5
it does seem random but there must be a context somewhere. loli phabay May 2013 #7
Well, yeah... but then it's a slippery slope dogknob May 2013 #14
Ha ha, pretty funny Art_from_Ark May 2013 #22
My keen observation over a long period of time has been... jberryhill May 2013 #8
Support the Republican Party! sarisataka May 2013 #9
Two words.. Fumesucker May 2013 #10
Thanks for finding a bigger one... dogknob May 2013 #12
*** Warren DeMontague May 2013 #15
Bwahaha! Calling them "Freepers" doesn't really work, though. dogknob May 2013 #16
If I go too long without sex, I just say I'm a "Born Again Virgin"... Ghost in the Machine May 2013 #17
No, but that's definitely funny. Plus... dogknob May 2013 #18
Thanks, lol! How about "John McCain"... because he got shot down in flames so much? 5 planes McCain Ghost in the Machine May 2013 #21
Which fallacy does that fit under? Quantess May 2013 #19
"Those grapes were sour anyway" /nt Retrograde May 2013 #23
Hey, that one's not listed. Quantess May 2013 #24

dogknob

(2,431 posts)
20. Me2 n/t
Sun May 12, 2013, 03:21 AM
May 2013

Not sure if I will put it up on my wall or send it to my ex-bandmate in San Francisco who, driven crazy by that town's NIMB-erals, converted to the Dark Side.

He shows up on my Facebook to regurgitate RW talking points loaded with stuff on that poster and every time I take him to school...

He keeps coming back for more because I never insult him personally. I lived in SF for 16 years. I know exactly why he flipped and I believe there is hope for my friend. Living in the Bay Area Bubble can drive people mad; they want to be liberals, but it takes something like a new homeless shelter going up in the neighborhood before the true colors are displayed... or maybe they moved into a hip live-work loft 2 blocks from Slim's, then started calling the cops to complain about the music...

I handled my own frustration differently; I moved to Orange County... into Darrell Issa's Gerrymandered Tragic Kingdom. Here, you don't have to wait 5 years before people turn into jerks; you know in about 5 minutes where everyone stands. I get way more done here and have made some solid allies.

dogknob

(2,431 posts)
13. Composition/division was my conclusion as well...
Sun May 12, 2013, 12:48 AM
May 2013

...but there's gotta be a sexier word than that in English...

We did miss Schadenfreude, however

I think we should alert on any argument seen on DU that relies on a logical fallacy, whether we agree with the intention or not.

Since shooting them would make us just like them, we have to be better than them if we want to beat them.

Revanchist

(1,375 posts)
5. You can always find someone to have sex with
Sat May 11, 2013, 11:27 PM
May 2013

It's called prostitution. If you're in Nevada you can actually do it legally. Of course with just your random post I have no idea what actually made you so upset and like the others I can't read your image because of the size.

dogknob

(2,431 posts)
14. Well, yeah... but then it's a slippery slope
Sun May 12, 2013, 12:53 AM
May 2013

Last edited Sun May 12, 2013, 03:25 AM - Edit history (1)

The "I don't pay for sex" people get started, then the "rape-culture" people show up, then the "men's rights" people, then the Pros... then we're back to the same ol' GD.

EDIT: I'm not particularly upset. I wanted to find out if there was a word for what I described, then I remembered the poster...

Art_from_Ark

(27,247 posts)
22. Ha ha, pretty funny
Sun May 12, 2013, 03:37 AM
May 2013

Half the mugshots in my online hometown newspaper are of people who were arrested for soliciting or engaging in prostitution.

 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
8. My keen observation over a long period of time has been...
Sat May 11, 2013, 11:33 PM
May 2013

...there's somebody who will fuck anybody.

And I spent many years of my youth in grateful acknowledgment of that fact.

dogknob

(2,431 posts)
12. Thanks for finding a bigger one...
Sun May 12, 2013, 12:33 AM
May 2013

I luv the dang thing. Distribute far and wide. We'll get the Pros out of here faster than you can say ad hominem

dogknob

(2,431 posts)
16. Bwahaha! Calling them "Freepers" doesn't really work, though.
Sun May 12, 2013, 01:23 AM
May 2013

But I like the way you think...

Calling them "Freepers" wouldn't work because Freepers have so many other charming characteristics

There has to be a word for this somewhere...

Ghost in the Machine

(14,912 posts)
17. If I go too long without sex, I just say I'm a "Born Again Virgin"...
Sun May 12, 2013, 02:45 AM
May 2013

Too long = A week or so

Could that be the word you're looking for.... born again virgin??



Peace,

Ghost


dogknob

(2,431 posts)
18. No, but that's definitely funny. Plus...
Sun May 12, 2013, 02:58 AM
May 2013

It doesn't reek of the denial that false claims of celibacy do...

No English word for this sort of thing, I guess I could make one up...

I already made up "Wouldstein" and "Ebertificate."

Ghost in the Machine

(14,912 posts)
21. Thanks, lol! How about "John McCain"... because he got shot down in flames so much? 5 planes McCain
Sun May 12, 2013, 03:35 AM
May 2013

Remember that from his campaign?

"just because nobody will fuck them..." = Shot down in flames


Peace,

Ghost

Quantess

(27,630 posts)
19. Which fallacy does that fit under?
Sun May 12, 2013, 03:05 AM
May 2013

False cause? Special pleading?

Anyway, I see a couple of fallacies I had not heard about. Thanks.

Edit: Do you have a link to that? I want to click on it so I can read the fine print.

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