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Mon May 6, 2013, 11:39 PM

There comes a time, America, when you have…

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Reply There comes a time, America, when you have… (Original post)
MrScorpio May 2013 OP
cherokeeprogressive May 2013 #1
loli phabay May 2013 #2
Kablooie May 2013 #6
X_Digger May 2013 #3
nadinbrzezinski May 2013 #4
Kablooie May 2013 #5
CaliforniaPeggy May 2013 #7
Moostache May 2013 #8
Jamaal510 May 2013 #9

Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon May 6, 2013, 11:41 PM

1. I don't believe 5 year olds can buy guns.

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Response to cherokeeprogressive (Reply #1)

Mon May 6, 2013, 11:45 PM

2. they cant, on an aside thats the same twenty two my daughter has apart from her custom stickers

 

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Response to loli phabay (Reply #2)

Tue May 7, 2013, 01:48 AM

6. How old is your daughter?

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Response to cherokeeprogressive (Reply #1)

Mon May 6, 2013, 11:47 PM

3. Shh, don't harsh the GRR-on with facts. ;) n/t

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon May 6, 2013, 11:48 PM

4. You gotta admit, that color coordination

Is sheer genious

for those who need it

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue May 7, 2013, 01:47 AM

5. Barbie would be delighted with that.

Maybe she'll dump Ken to get together with GI Joe and go gun down a few libruls.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue May 7, 2013, 01:53 AM

7. This is so fucked up. n/t

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue May 7, 2013, 02:34 AM

8. You want real irony? If that child is not in a car seat, the father could be arrested!

Generally, most states require all kids younger than eight to ride in a federally approved child safety seat or booster that’s properly secured. Exemptions are usually granted to kids exceeding four feet and nine inches, but that little girl is no where NEAR 4'9"!

A minor cannot:
- buy tickets to PG-13 or R rated movies
- rent a car
- stay in a hotel or motel unaccompanied by adults
- have consensual sex
- smoke
- drink or enter a bar
- gamble or enter a casino
- serve in the Armed Forces
- vote
Among many, many other things we

But thanks to the NRA and the gutless asshats of the Republican AND Democratic parties, they CAN:
- be given a lethal weapon by damn near anyone vaguely related to them
- fire said weapon without ANY common sense at all entering the equation as to whether or not they SHOULD just because they CAN

One of my all-time favorite movie quotes comes to mind:
Tod: You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father. (Parenthood - 1988)

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue May 7, 2013, 03:35 AM

9. Inconsistency is a requirement to join today's GOP.

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