The Republicans and the Rich:
Cockblock and blame the one blocked for not getting laid.
Gut social programs and blame the ones hurt the most for it.
Alienate voters as much as possible, then express surprise for lowered support from the outcasts
Send manufacturing jobs overseas for 30+ years, then threaten to "invest in foreign markets" if not given tax breaks.
Destroy pension programs and write yourselves golden parachutes
Increase your pay to 200X and higher of basic wages.
Basically shit on 90% (+) of the population and wipe your ass with their heads.
Then make sure to keep them as heavily armed as possible.