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Fri Apr 19, 2013, 11:41 AM

Tweet from God


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BainsBane Apr 2013 OP
freshwest Apr 2013 #1
BainsBane Apr 2013 #4
freshwest Apr 2013 #5
BainsBane Apr 2013 #6
freshwest Apr 2013 #9
BainsBane Apr 2013 #13
freshwest Apr 2013 #17
BainsBane Apr 2013 #19
freshwest Apr 2013 #20
Semi_subversive Apr 2013 #10
freshwest Apr 2013 #18
spanone Apr 2013 #2
snooper2 Apr 2013 #3
KG Apr 2013 #14
randome Apr 2013 #7
BainsBane Apr 2013 #12
ismnotwasm Apr 2013 #8
abelenkpe Apr 2013 #11
Chalco Apr 2013 #15
ProudProgressiveNow Apr 2013 #16
Skittles Apr 2013 #21
BainsBane Apr 2013 #22
BainsBane Apr 2013 #23
datasuspect Apr 2013 #24
ZombieHorde Apr 2013 #29
cui bono Apr 2013 #25
BainsBane Apr 2013 #26
cui bono Apr 2013 #27
BainsBane Apr 2013 #28

Response to BainsBane (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 12:15 PM

1. +1. But I was thinking more of the Cosby skit yelling at his kids he heard fighting downstairs

'Don't make me come down there!'

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Response to freshwest (Reply #1)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 12:19 PM

4. I don't recall that skit

From the Cosby show?

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Response to BainsBane (Reply #4)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 12:32 PM

5. No, not part of the tv series. From his recorded comedy shows. I had a copy of it.

He did a hilarious skit about himself as a child being scared listening to late night radio shows like The Shadow. He smeared jelly or something on the floor to keep the bad guys from getting him and his father skidded on it and fell when he got up one night went to make a midnight snack.

His father was exasperated at them one time and told them, 'I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it' to make them behave. Cosby was exaggerating for dramatic effect, no doubt. He had a lot of anecdotes about his childhood.


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Response to freshwest (Reply #5)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 12:35 PM

6. I remember that line

about "I can take you out." He used it in the show and other performances as well.
I'm not familiar with that particular skit though.

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Response to BainsBane (Reply #6)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 12:43 PM

9. It was part of his regular spiel on his dad. His descriptions of trying to get his kids to not fight

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after he (Bill Cosby, not his dad) and his wife had gone to bed, and the long narratives of the effects that radio show had on him, and the stunts they pulled as kids were hysterical. He'd build the audience up following the story line and then they'd erupt. Very talented. These were before the television program, which I also enjoyed a lot.

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Response to freshwest (Reply #9)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 01:52 PM

13. This?

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Response to BainsBane (Reply #13)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 02:43 PM

17. Bwahaha! That was one of them. It was jello, not jelly. Snakey lick! Great storyteller.

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Response to freshwest (Reply #17)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 04:18 PM

19. It turned out not to have the line you mentioned

at least that I caught. I looked it up based on the name Chicken hawk that the other poster mentioned. It's interesting how much younger he sounds, not only in voice but attitude.

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Response to BainsBane (Reply #19)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 04:24 PM

20. Cosby recycled them. And it was chicken heart, not chicken hawk. Here it is:



Bill Cosby: The chicken heart


The chicken heart that eats New York city !


Enjoy.


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Response to freshwest (Reply #5)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 12:45 PM

10. Chicken heart

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Response to Semi_subversive (Reply #10)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 02:44 PM

18. That's it. Thump, thump.. Hysterical description. Thus the 'trap.'

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Response to BainsBane (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 12:16 PM

2. K&r...

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Response to BainsBane (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 12:16 PM

3. God has to rely on pathetic technology created by humans?




All powerful my ass

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Response to snooper2 (Reply #3)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 02:00 PM

14. What does God need with a starship?

my favorite Capt Kirk line evah

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Response to BainsBane (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 12:37 PM

7. Nuke 'em from orbit, God. It's the only way to be sure.

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Response to randome (Reply #7)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 01:22 PM

12. He could rapture them

Somehow I don't think they are going upward though.

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Response to BainsBane (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 12:41 PM

8. LOL!

k&r

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Response to BainsBane (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 12:48 PM

11. K&R

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Response to BainsBane (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 02:29 PM

15. Amen. nt

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Response to BainsBane (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 02:39 PM

16. +1000 nt

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Response to BainsBane (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 04:44 PM

21. God looks a lot like Jeff Daniels with wild gray hair

yes INDEED

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Response to Skittles (Reply #21)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 04:55 PM

22. Maybe God is the Dude

and La Pierre is Larry.

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Response to BainsBane (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 10:14 PM

23. I take umbrage at

any insinuation that this tweet did not come directly from God.

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Response to BainsBane (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2013, 10:14 PM

24. my god is a multiheaded serpent.

 

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Response to datasuspect (Reply #24)

Sat Apr 20, 2013, 11:45 AM

29. Awesome. nt

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Response to BainsBane (Original post)

Sat Apr 20, 2013, 01:10 AM

25. Unfortunately the NRA is far from dead.



Plus, there is no god so this is obviously a fake account.

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Response to cui bono (Reply #25)

Sat Apr 20, 2013, 01:31 AM

26. If God sorts out the NRA

You'll be a believer.

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Response to BainsBane (Reply #26)

Sat Apr 20, 2013, 03:56 AM

27. If it can be proven that it was god that did it.

But then, it'll never happen so....

Am I being too pessimistic???

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Response to cui bono (Reply #27)

Sat Apr 20, 2013, 04:28 AM

28. Neutralizing the NRA would constitute a miracle

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And thereby prove the existence of God. Then again, you could always try tweeting and see if he answers.

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