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Wed Apr 10, 2013, 09:08 AM

And I thought General Petruss and soviet generals medal slop was bad



North Korea wins

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Reply And I thought General Petruss and soviet generals medal slop was bad (Original post)
Ichingcarpenter Apr 2013 OP
hobbit709 Apr 2013 #1
Ichingcarpenter Apr 2013 #3
CBGLuthier Apr 2013 #2
hobbit709 Apr 2013 #4
lastlib Apr 2013 #12
dixiegrrrrl Apr 2013 #5
Junkdrawer Apr 2013 #6
Ichingcarpenter Apr 2013 #9
KansDem Apr 2013 #7
trumad Apr 2013 #8
TwilightGardener Apr 2013 #10
Bosonic Apr 2013 #11
Cirque du So-What Apr 2013 #13
LibertyLover Apr 2013 #14
magellan Apr 2013 #15

Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Wed Apr 10, 2013, 09:11 AM

1. Now THAT is an impressive amount of bling

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Response to hobbit709 (Reply #1)

Wed Apr 10, 2013, 09:12 AM

3. South Korea to deploy

a giant magnet over the north


Game over.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Wed Apr 10, 2013, 09:12 AM

2. The funniest part is that not a single one of these warriors has ever actually

been to a war. Not any kind of war at all.

I guess those medals are for excellence in fucking your own people.

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Response to CBGLuthier (Reply #2)

Wed Apr 10, 2013, 09:14 AM

4. you get one of those every time you kiss "Dear Leader's" butt.

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Response to hobbit709 (Reply #4)

Wed Apr 10, 2013, 09:49 AM

12. reminds me of a cartoon I once saw...

...in Penthouse magazine, while I was **reading the articles... **

it showed a decorated general showing his medals to a couple of civilians, pointing to one: "...and I got this one for giving my CO a blow job on the battlefield!"

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Wed Apr 10, 2013, 09:14 AM

5. Actually, I think those are Christmas decorations.

See, the country is so poor they can't afford much in the way of Christmas,
so they bling these guys up and have them parade around during the season.



Yeah, that's the ticket............

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Wed Apr 10, 2013, 09:16 AM

6. Photoshopped. Don't know why - original as bad...

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Response to Junkdrawer (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 10, 2013, 09:20 AM

9. OK... just a bad but

no pant leg medals which I thought might be real


Hard to tell what's what with NK these days.


thanks for the update.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Wed Apr 10, 2013, 09:19 AM

7. Man! I wish I had stock in Cracker Jack!


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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Wed Apr 10, 2013, 09:19 AM

8. He He

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Wed Apr 10, 2013, 09:23 AM

10. Doubles as body armor.

They're on a budget.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Wed Apr 10, 2013, 09:23 AM

11. (It would be nice if you didn't) EXTERMINATE!

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Wed Apr 10, 2013, 09:55 AM

13. They don't really like talking about their flair

37 pieces of flair is obviously the new 'minimum.'

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Wed Apr 10, 2013, 10:00 AM

14. That reminds me of a joke we used to make about some Wiccan high priestesses and their bling -

We called it the High Priestess Olympics. Each contestant would stand at the starting line and put on all her ritual jewelry. If you fell over without leaving the line, you were disqualified. Then they walked 20 feet to the finish line. Whichever one made it there first without toppling over, won.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Wed Apr 10, 2013, 10:11 AM

15. So the only weapon we need is a large magnet!

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