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Mon Apr 8, 2013, 05:34 PM

Democrats: quit associating with the poor!

Make no mistake: Americans aren't dumb. They see who we associate with. It is unseemly to associate with the poor, the old, the sick, and others who choose to lead difficult, meaningless lives.

Let us stop whining about The Greatest President Ever working feverishly to slash society's lifelines to the needy, and instead let's turn to those who have the intelligence and decency to be rich. Bankers, of course, are at the top of the merit pyramid, but other wealthy people count too. When Americans see that we've moved away from inferior people and towards superior people, two things will happen:

1. Americans will vote Democratic. People love winners!
2. The riff-raff will see that their little games are over, and get jobs. Poverty has been far too luxurious for too long, the days of maggot-free food are over. And no more excuses that there aren't any jobs - nothing is stopping anybody from being an entrepreneur. Every poor person I know has two kidneys, they only need one: time to do the right thing and earn a few dollars.

And ten @$#&ing fingers? Seriously? Nine spares? For what?

It's time to make the difficult choices, people.

Regards,

Third-Way Manny

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Reply Democrats: quit associating with the poor! (Original post)
MannyGoldstein Apr 2013 OP
tularetom Apr 2013 #1
Scootaloo Apr 2013 #2
Jackpine Radical Apr 2013 #27
forestpath Apr 2013 #3
Bandit Apr 2013 #16
Arctic Dave Apr 2013 #4
MannyGoldstein Apr 2013 #5
IDemo Apr 2013 #21
Jackpine Radical Apr 2013 #28
n2doc Apr 2013 #6
L0oniX Apr 2013 #7
n2doc Apr 2013 #9
L0oniX Apr 2013 #11
xtraxritical Apr 2013 #17
Jackpine Radical Apr 2013 #29
xtraxritical Apr 2013 #37
MannyGoldstein Apr 2013 #8
n2doc Apr 2013 #10
L0oniX Apr 2013 #12
Dragonfli Apr 2013 #13
nineteen50 Apr 2013 #14
demwing Apr 2013 #15
pscot Apr 2013 #22
sulphurdunn Apr 2013 #18
Dragonfli Apr 2013 #19
MannyGoldstein Apr 2013 #20
Autumn Apr 2013 #23
PinkFloyd Apr 2013 #24
MannyGoldstein Apr 2013 #25
hrmjustin Apr 2013 #26
Jackpine Radical Apr 2013 #31
hrmjustin Apr 2013 #32
Jackpine Radical Apr 2013 #34
hrmjustin Apr 2013 #35
boilerbabe Apr 2013 #30
Deep13 Apr 2013 #33
beyurslf Apr 2013 #36
idwiyo Apr 2013 #38
MannyGoldstein Apr 2013 #41
idwiyo Apr 2013 #42
Go Vols Apr 2013 #39
MannyGoldstein Apr 2013 #40

Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 05:36 PM

1. Are you shitting me?

I wouldn't want a kidney from some poor person.

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Response to tularetom (Reply #1)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 05:39 PM

2. And the fingers, my GOD!

You just don't know what those things have been grubbing through!

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Response to tularetom (Reply #1)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 08:19 PM

27. What, you'd settle for one of those crummy Chinese imports?

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 05:45 PM

3. Obama will do HIS part - he's donating a bandaid in solidarity!

 

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Response to forestpath (Reply #3)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 06:54 PM

16. That and his comfortable walking shoes..

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 05:51 PM

4. You just know those poor people are keeping all their money

 

in offshore accounts as not to have to pitch in to help themselves.

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Response to Arctic Dave (Reply #4)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 06:01 PM

5. Yes, that factor is often overlooked.

Crafty devils!

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Response to Arctic Dave (Reply #4)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 07:23 PM

21. Has Serta gone offshore? n/t

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Response to Arctic Dave (Reply #4)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 08:21 PM

28. I thought maybe they were hiding all their assets

under the bridges where they can keep a close eye on their wealth.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 06:12 PM

6. no no no. Only the lower, lower middle classes and like will be hit

The Truly poor have nothing to fear from Obama! If you are living in a box, with only the clothes on your back, no pet, and no medicine, you will be left as you are. Every one else (Except for the god-blessed Rich, of course! ) gets to take a step towards that direction. Especially if you were impudent enough to have kept your house away from the banks, paid for an internet connection, or had a dog/cat during these times. Such luxuries cannot be tolerated and must be taken away!

But the truly poor will be protected, darn it! It is the way of the third.

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Response to n2doc (Reply #6)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 06:20 PM

7. Gee ...and here I was ...wondering if poor homeless people cared about the NK threats. n/t

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Response to L0oniX (Reply #7)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 06:29 PM

9. What they are really concerned about is the Deficit, and countering the Terrorist Air Force

Or so I've been told....

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Response to n2doc (Reply #9)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 06:33 PM

11. There are reports of drones attacking homeless camps ...or so I've been told as well.

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Response to L0oniX (Reply #11)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 07:02 PM

17. Herbert Hoover would know what to do with those drones!

 

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Response to L0oniX (Reply #11)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 08:21 PM

29. That's sorta a case of drones attacking drones, no?

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Reply #29)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 11:26 PM

37. Drones and austerity would have taken care of those Hoovervilles.

 

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Response to n2doc (Reply #6)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 06:21 PM

8. A box?

I see plenty of space under dumpsters and trucks.

We must all make sacrifices; selling that box is a common-sense sacrifice.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Reply #8)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 06:33 PM

10. Oh come on, Obama isn't a monster!

That box is safe, so long as it is not stolen. We have a ways to go, strip mining the lower classes of their remaining assets, before we get to the box. Next president, at least.

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Response to n2doc (Reply #10)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 06:34 PM

12. It's one of those SS lock boxes. n/t

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 06:35 PM

13. Damn you and your serious courageous pragmatism, I thought our luck

would never run out! Only a chessmaster of the highest order could see through us duckies so easily!



You win Third-Way Manny, I concede defeat.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 06:36 PM

14. NEver has there been such a

gap between government policies and what Americans have voted for and requested.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 06:39 PM

15. Fuckitall. I'm going to Uruguay.

They have free Universities, universal health care, and lots of water .

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Response to demwing (Reply #15)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 07:28 PM

22. You'll need to get a visa from the BFEE

or the Carlyle group. They own it.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 07:06 PM

18. Many of the poor

have gold fillings and crowns in their mouths from before they were poor. They could pull and sell those then invest in derivatives, roll the profits over, reinvest and retire to the Bahamas in a few weeks. There's just no damn excuse for not being richer than Midas.

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Response to sulphurdunn (Reply #18)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 07:17 PM

19. I heard this one old lady collects 30 SS checks under 30 names and drives a rolls royce!

Earned benefit queens the lot of them!

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Response to Dragonfli (Reply #19)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 07:20 PM

20. Yes, Earned Benefit Queens!

That captures it exactly!

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 07:38 PM

23. The President has set an excellent example for us.

All we need to do is follow him ! Bless the bankers and the wealthy

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 08:01 PM

24. In other words, lets just all become Republicans?

After all, we already have a party that's entirely centered around "I got mine, fuck you." If we're going to do as you say, why not just disband the Democratic party and we'll all join the GOP. And just how boring those elections would be if it was just one party. No matter how it turned out, we'd all be winners, eh? AND...Obama's already got a good start with his recent surrender proposal.

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Response to PinkFloyd (Reply #24)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 08:14 PM

25. As long as we're just a teensy bit to the left of Republicans,

Sane folks have no choice but to vote for us.

Rubes! We got'em!

Regards,

Third-Way Manny

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 08:17 PM

26. I am sorry but I take my values from Jesus who hung out with the poor.

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Response to hrmjustin (Reply #26)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 08:24 PM

31. Yes, and you know where THAT got him.

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Reply #31)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 08:27 PM

32. Lots of people love him for it.

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Response to hrmjustin (Reply #32)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 08:32 PM

34. Uh--you do recognize this thread is satire, right?

That in fact this is Manny's way of expressing his outrage at the Democrats' abandonment of the poor?

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Reply #34)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 08:34 PM

35. I thought it had to be.

Thanks for the heads up

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 08:24 PM

30. you need to start your own anonymous thirdway blog so we can source it when we

want to post a thread to bash those horrible leftwing ideologue social security concern trolls! it's the latest thing!!11

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 08:27 PM

33. no. nt

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 09:45 PM

36. Here here!

I heard there are poor people with cell phones (CELL PHONES!!) that allow them ACCESS to the internet. How "poor" can they really be if they can get online? Shameless abuse of the system, if you ask me.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 11:56 PM

38. K&R I'll make sure I'll pass the message around here, in UK too. Thank You, Manny!

About time Britain joined the modern age, and got rid of shift like Social Services and NHS.

Newly converted, Third-Way Idwiyo

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Response to idwiyo (Reply #38)

Tue Apr 9, 2013, 11:14 AM

41. Welcome to the winning side!

We can form a trans-Atlantic partnership!

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Reply #41)

Tue Apr 9, 2013, 11:27 AM

42. YAY! Trans-Atlantic Partnership to spread Third-Way message, is exactly what we need!

Last edited Tue Apr 9, 2013, 12:22 PM - Edit history (1)

It is even more urgent now as Saint Maggie The "One of the Great Champions of Freedom and Liberty", is Rusting In Pieces in her grave.

That woman KNEW how to treat poor, sick and disabled Welfare Queens and Kings. Ahhhhh, those were the days... We'll NEVER see the likes of them again unless we unite!

/ wipes tear

Enthusiastically yours,

Third-Way Idwiyo

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Tue Apr 9, 2013, 12:05 AM

39. I think alot on here

dont remember pre Ronnie Raygun shit.

Democrats used to take care of the country and its folks much better than now.

I am a Democrat,but shit aint right anymore.

Edit: Fuck your morals

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Response to Go Vols (Reply #39)

Tue Apr 9, 2013, 11:14 AM

40. The post was satire. nt

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