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Fri Mar 29, 2013, 05:27 PM

North Korea's "U.S. Mainland Strike Plan" released, shows targets. Did YOU make the cut?

Once they leave North Korean airspace, most DPRK rockets seek out the nearest embassy and request citizenship and a hot meal. However, the "U.S. Mainland Strike Plane" (presumably for a ballistic missile attack) was released by the DPRK today, so get out your tickets and see if you're a winner!

Targets are....
Hawaii
San Diego
Washington D.C.

and...(apparently) Austin, Texas

Please recycle your tickets. Tickets may only be redeemed by North Korean ballistic missiles or their legal designates. Tickets only good for one drawing/nuclear attack.



More photoanalysis, here:
ANALYSIS - North Korean Photo Reveals U.S. Mainland Strike Plan.

PB

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Reply North Korea's "U.S. Mainland Strike Plan" released, shows targets. Did YOU make the cut? (Original post)
Poll_Blind Mar 2013 OP
Cali_Democrat Mar 2013 #1
Poll_Blind Mar 2013 #3
pkdu Mar 2013 #7
alsame Mar 2013 #9
cloudbase Mar 2013 #18
DinahMoeHum Mar 2013 #12
susanr516 Mar 2013 #27
former9thward Mar 2013 #38
Faygo Kid Mar 2013 #2
Cali_Democrat Mar 2013 #11
nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #4
Poll_Blind Mar 2013 #8
nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #10
Mika Mar 2013 #5
jessie04 Mar 2013 #6
cliffordu Mar 2013 #13
demosincebirth Mar 2013 #14
nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #15
Igel Mar 2013 #40
Johonny Mar 2013 #16
Historic NY Mar 2013 #30
Autumn Mar 2013 #17
mainer Mar 2013 #19
nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #20
mainer Mar 2013 #23
nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #25
mainer Mar 2013 #29
nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #31
mainer Mar 2013 #32
nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #34
JimDandy Mar 2013 #21
Texasgal Mar 2013 #22
edbermac Mar 2013 #24
nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #28
HipChick Mar 2013 #26
Historic NY Mar 2013 #33
nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #36
Marrah_G Mar 2013 #35
Benton D Struckcheon Mar 2013 #37
talkingmime Mar 2013 #39

Response to Poll_Blind (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 05:30 PM

1. Kim Jong Un is a child

I think he's past his bedtime.

BTW, I can see why San Diego, Hawaii and DC would be targeted. But why Austin Texas?

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Response to Cali_Democrat (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 05:32 PM

3. My intel sources are saying he got a bad smoked chicken enchilada at Chuy's once. nt

PB

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Response to Cali_Democrat (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 05:39 PM

7. Don't you ever Yelp?

Austin has worst Kim Chee in USA!

;0)

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Response to Cali_Democrat (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 05:40 PM

9. He hates Rick Perry nt

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Response to alsame (Reply #9)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 06:56 PM

18. He's an Aggie fan. n/t

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Response to Cali_Democrat (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 06:11 PM

12. Slab of meat with a big mouth and tiny pee-pee

Maybe he's just forgetting to take his meds.

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Response to Cali_Democrat (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 07:42 PM

27. Well, the Texas Legislature is currently in session nt

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Response to Cali_Democrat (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:19 PM

38. He wasn't invited to South by Southwest.

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Response to Poll_Blind (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 05:32 PM

2. Gosh, nuking Metro in DC would make it unreliable

Oh wait . . . never mind.

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Response to Faygo Kid (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 05:45 PM

11. I know. If DC is nuked, Congress won't be able to get anything done

Oh...wait a minute....

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Response to Poll_Blind (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 05:33 PM

4. Cool, we made the cut

Hey Kim, you really have the missiles to reach San Diego, let alone DC?

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #4)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 05:39 PM

8. IMO, NK's ability to deliver nukes to mainland U.S. are contingent on FedEx Same Day rates. nt

PB

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Response to Poll_Blind (Reply #8)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 05:42 PM

10. On a serious note, both Hawaii and San Diego could be reached by freighter

And Hawaii is at theoretical max range.

He does that, all kinds of bets are off.

The question IMO is separating the bluster...and there is plenty of it, from actual reality, or perceived reality.

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Response to Poll_Blind (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 05:35 PM

5. NK's new leader/gov't reminds me of the GOP primary candidates.

Goofily staged.

GUARDIAN: THE TWO FACES OF RUMSFELD.
>>>'2000: director of a company which wins $200m contract to sell nuclear reactors to North Korea. 2002: declares North Korea a terrorist state, part of the axis of evil and a target for regime change.'<<<
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2003/may/09/nuclear.northkorea

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Response to Poll_Blind (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 05:35 PM

6. I don't think it's in their best interest to threaten.

 

nt

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Response to Poll_Blind (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 06:12 PM

13. Fuck! Look at the hats on them Asshats!!!!

Not one of them donkey dicks has ever fired a shot in anger.

Why the fucking medals??

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Response to Poll_Blind (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 06:18 PM

14. I wonder what war those generals earned all those medals? They aren't old enought to have

fought in the Korean conflict.

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Response to demosincebirth (Reply #14)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 06:21 PM

15. Good conduct medal, making your bed medal,

Good political officer medal, a few possibly for the I would have to kill you if I told you medals, due to commando infiltrations of the south, that have been happening over the decades.

Some armies have medals for the most ridiculous of things, some don't. Some are in the middle.

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #15)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 10:35 PM

40. Two year's service,

5 years' service, 10 years' service, 15 years' service, surviving death of original dictator award, surviving death of secondary dictator award ...

Like the hats. More convenient than carrying a lunchbox. What with the rampant starvation at times, you might get your lunchbox stolen or it may cause riots. Carry the food under your hat and it's safe ... and kept warm!

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Response to Poll_Blind (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 06:24 PM

16. He showed up at the hat party without a fancy hat!

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Response to Johonny (Reply #16)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 07:50 PM

30. Yeah, and the hats are too big for their little brainy heads...Un doesn't want to mess his hair.

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Response to Poll_Blind (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 06:36 PM

17. Maybe we could trade them Rodman for their missles.

Win win situation.

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Response to Poll_Blind (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 07:01 PM

19. we've already brought nuclear-capable jets close to THEIR airspace

They've got more reason to be scared of US.

"North Korea’s leader said Friday that his rocket forces are ready “to settle accounts with the U.S.,” an escalation of the country’s bellicose rhetoric and a direct response to the unprecedented announcement that U.S. nuclear-capable B-2 bombers had joined military drills with South Korea."

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/03/28/war-games-north-korea-orders-rocket-prep-after-u-s-deploys-b-2-stealth-bombers-over-south-korea/

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Response to mainer (Reply #19)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 07:03 PM

20. And at least one ssbn boat

And your point...

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #20)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 07:33 PM

23. My point? Imagine NK jets with nuclear weapons within striking distance of Miami

and try, just this once, to imagine what our reaction would be.

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Response to mainer (Reply #23)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 07:37 PM

25. And imagine NK testing mid range yaopang missiles over the Yellow Sea

And overflying Japan

And imagine NK testing tactical nuclear weapons

And imagine NK sinking a naval vessel with the death of 42 sailors

And imagine the artillery bombardment of a civilian settlement.

And imagine the attempted decapitation of the civilian government in Seul

And imagine one million artillery pieces aimed at Seul...

To be blunt, none of this is happening in any kind of a vacuum

Oh and worst case scenario...you might want to check out how the Korean War started in 1948...

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #25)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 07:44 PM

29. And imagine the conflicts all happened IN THE PAST

before Kim Jong Un took power.

Oh yeah, let's attack him because of what his father did. The sins of the fathers must always fall hardest on the sons.

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Response to mainer (Reply #29)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 07:51 PM

31. It matters

You think great leader is working in a vacuum? You might, but he is not.

Regardless, this might be hard to comprehend, but we are still in a state of war with the Republic of North Korea, and the Daopang missiles and the nuclear testing happened in December of 2012, after his dad became worm food. This means the kid was already the dear leader.

And there have been zero moves to remove those artillery pieces from the DMZ.

You might prefer to live outside of history, but this kid is modeling his behavior not on dad, but grand dad...yup, the man who ordered the DPKR armed forces across that line of demarcation.

I just hope he does not and all this is part of the 30 year old bluster to force concessions.

But quite frankly, there are no white knights in shining armor here, nor s the US itching for a war.

And we do have treaty obligations, which supersede Presidents as well.

There is plenty of material on the web on these subjects, really.

Oh I forgot



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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #31)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 07:53 PM

32. Wow. We have to stay in a state of war with NK...

because we are still in a state of war with NK. Justify more war with past war.

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Response to mainer (Reply #32)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 07:55 PM

34. What part of the war did not end

With the armistice are you having trouble comprehending?

Here, a handy definition

ar·mi·stice
/ˈärməstis/
Noun
An agreement made by opposing sides in a war to stop fighting for a certain time; a truce.
Synonyms
truce - cease-fire


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Response to Poll_Blind (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 07:18 PM

21. Washington DC...

Ridiculous. Probably has a map of the US that looks like the Australian one posted here a couple days ago.

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Response to Poll_Blind (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 07:20 PM

22. Pfft!

he just wants SXSW tickets for free!

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Response to Poll_Blind (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 07:36 PM

24. What about Calumet, Colorado?

They obviously didn't want to fuck with the...WOLVERINES!!!

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Response to edbermac (Reply #24)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 07:43 PM

28. ^^^^DUZY^^^

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Response to Poll_Blind (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 07:41 PM

26. If DC was nuked, I wonder if would help the backup on the beltway

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Response to Poll_Blind (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 07:54 PM

33. Wouldn't it be special if they could hit sister Sarah's porch....

it is closer.

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Response to Historic NY (Reply #33)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 07:56 PM

36. Scarily they actually are believed to have range

For that one.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21710644

Now being accurate is another story

More info

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21710644

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Response to Poll_Blind (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 07:56 PM

35. I'm pretty confident that non of their planes would make it here intact.

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Response to Poll_Blind (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:00 PM

37. Good thing my brother moved to San Antonio n/t

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Response to Poll_Blind (Original post)

Fri Mar 29, 2013, 08:37 PM

39. And then he'll put on his Iron Man costume and fly to France for some actual food.

 

If NORAD so much as detects a launch, N. Korea will be a wasteland within 20 minutes. It is pretty close to that as it is, but I mean leveled. The sad part is the loss of innocent lives. Same with our invasion of Iraq. The Kuwait thing made sense. The shrub thing did not.

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