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Wed Mar 13, 2013, 04:54 PM

JAPANESE ‘VAGINA BREAD’ IS A REAL THING

This strawberry cream bread which is being marketed as “cherry blossom-shaped” clearly looks like a vagina, or well, a cluster of vaginas.

The tasty treat is a collaboration between holographic superstar “Hatsune Miku” and Japan’s biggest chain of convenience stores, Family Mart.

Predictably, people are shouting from the rooftops (just message boards so far), “OBSCENE!”

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/japanese_vagina_bread_is_a_real_thing

Could be tasty....could be awful?
However, it tastes...it's awful strange.
But is it obscene?

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Reply JAPANESE ‘VAGINA BREAD’ IS A REAL THING (Original post)
zappaman Mar 2013 OP
cthulu2016 Mar 2013 #1
KamaAina Mar 2013 #17
notadmblnd Mar 2013 #2
upaloopa Mar 2013 #29
notadmblnd Mar 2013 #46
upaloopa Mar 2013 #47
notadmblnd Mar 2013 #51
upaloopa Mar 2013 #66
Orrex Mar 2013 #88
Skraxx Mar 2013 #3
Buzz Clik Mar 2013 #5
cliffordu Mar 2013 #64
sendero Mar 2013 #95
Yavin4 Mar 2013 #110
Buzz Clik Mar 2013 #4
Poll_Blind Mar 2013 #6
zappaman Mar 2013 #9
Marrah_G Mar 2013 #26
cliffordu Mar 2013 #49
idwiyo Mar 2013 #68
HappyMe Mar 2013 #7
Quantess Mar 2013 #8
ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #10
TheCowsCameHome Mar 2013 #14
ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #16
redqueen Mar 2013 #18
ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #24
tarheelsunc Mar 2013 #25
Quantess Mar 2013 #28
ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #35
bitchkitty Mar 2013 #71
ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #92
Warren DeMontague Mar 2013 #77
ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #105
Warren DeMontague Mar 2013 #107
ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #108
Warren DeMontague Mar 2013 #116
ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #117
Warren DeMontague Mar 2013 #119
ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #120
Warren DeMontague Mar 2013 #121
ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #123
Warren DeMontague Mar 2013 #124
TheCowsCameHome Mar 2013 #11
Electric Monk Mar 2013 #23
babydollhead Mar 2013 #94
SpartanDem Mar 2013 #12
Control-Z Mar 2013 #13
Retrograde Mar 2013 #65
NBachers Mar 2013 #76
ZombieHorde Mar 2013 #15
Duer 157099 Mar 2013 #19
Poll_Blind Mar 2013 #20
formercia Mar 2013 #54
bunnies Mar 2013 #98
formercia Mar 2013 #100
bunnies Mar 2013 #103
Brickbat Mar 2013 #21
redqueen Mar 2013 #32
Tree-Hugger Mar 2013 #81
pipi_k Mar 2013 #89
TwilightGardener Mar 2013 #93
pipi_k Mar 2013 #109
TwilightGardener Mar 2013 #91
FedUpWithIt All Mar 2013 #113
tarheelsunc Mar 2013 #22
redqueen Mar 2013 #27
Volaris Mar 2013 #48
TroglodyteScholar Mar 2013 #96
tarheelsunc Mar 2013 #114
pipi_k Mar 2013 #111
aint_no_life_nowhere Mar 2013 #30
Aerows Mar 2013 #31
liberal_at_heart Mar 2013 #33
Aerows Mar 2013 #34
redqueen Mar 2013 #36
Aerows Mar 2013 #37
redqueen Mar 2013 #38
Aerows Mar 2013 #39
Aerows Mar 2013 #41
redqueen Mar 2013 #42
Aerows Mar 2013 #53
BB_Smoke Mar 2013 #80
Warren DeMontague Mar 2013 #40
Demoiselle Mar 2013 #43
tridim Mar 2013 #44
Crepuscular Mar 2013 #45
cliffordu Mar 2013 #67
Sheldon Cooper Mar 2013 #50
DaveJ Mar 2013 #72
AsahinaKimi Mar 2013 #75
redqueen Mar 2013 #115
WCLinolVir Mar 2013 #52
rucky Mar 2013 #55
GreenStormCloud Mar 2013 #74
Union Scribe Mar 2013 #82
loudsue Mar 2013 #56
Spitfire of ATJ Mar 2013 #57
Blue_Tires Mar 2013 #59
jsr Mar 2013 #58
littlemissmartypants Mar 2013 #60
Buzz Clik Mar 2013 #70
littlemissmartypants Mar 2013 #83
Buzz Clik Mar 2013 #84
Blue_Tires Mar 2013 #61
RedCappedBandit Mar 2013 #62
Curmudgeoness Mar 2013 #63
idwiyo Mar 2013 #69
brooklynite Mar 2013 #73
Warren DeMontague Mar 2013 #78
Gravitycollapse Mar 2013 #79
snooper2 Mar 2013 #85
Bonobo Mar 2013 #86
Buns_of_Fire Mar 2013 #87
Apophis Mar 2013 #90
siligut Mar 2013 #97
bunnies Mar 2013 #99
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Mar 2013 #101
Kelvin Mace Mar 2013 #102
marions ghost Mar 2013 #104
Coyotl Mar 2013 #106
In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #112
SayWut Mar 2013 #118
LittleBlue Mar 2013 #122

Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 04:56 PM

1. A word with out peaches, and roast beef, and...

Folks better be careful about banning stuff that looks kinda like stuff

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Response to cthulu2016 (Reply #1)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:13 PM

17. Bananas... cigars...

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 04:56 PM

2. only to filthy minded people who are overly obsessed with sex

nt

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Response to notadmblnd (Reply #2)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:40 PM

29. Are you serious?

It looks like a bunch of vaginas in a circle.
Why do you have to have a filthy mind and be obsessed with sex to see that?
If you think parts of the body are filthy and other parts are not then I think you are the one with a problem.

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Response to upaloopa (Reply #29)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 06:52 PM

46. I said "only to filthy minded people." I did not say body parts were filthy.

The question asked was "is it obscene." So why do you have a problem? Do you think it is obscene? I don't generally associate various food items with human body parts therefore I don't think the food item is obscene.

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Response to notadmblnd (Reply #46)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 06:58 PM

47. I don't consider the body obscene. I think if something

that looks like a vagina is called obscene then the person must think a vagina is obscene too.

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Response to upaloopa (Reply #47)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:07 PM

51. thats what I said- Only dirty minded people would find it obscene

and you went all off on me- and I am really confused as to why? Are we on the same page now?

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Response to notadmblnd (Reply #51)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:33 PM

66. Sorry I misunderstood you post

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Response to upaloopa (Reply #66)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 11:43 AM

88. I find your misunderstanding obscene

You dirty-minded misunderstander!!!!!!!1!

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 04:56 PM

3. Does It Come With It's Own Yeast Infection?

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Response to Skraxx (Reply #3)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 04:57 PM

5. "confection". Such a dirty mind!

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Response to Skraxx (Reply #3)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:31 PM

64. Well, ya gotta have yeast to make the bread rise.....

Just sayin' -

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Response to cliffordu (Reply #64)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 12:02 PM

95. You...

.... so funny.

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Response to Skraxx (Reply #3)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 02:31 PM

110. It Took 2 Minutes to make the first yeast infection joke

DU is slipping.

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 04:56 PM

4. The first thought was not "vagina", it was "yuck!"

I think they are touting that it kinda sorta looks vaginal to get people to buy it.

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 04:58 PM

6. I tried this product recently. Doesn't taste like vaginas at all. FAIL. nt

PB

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Response to Poll_Blind (Reply #6)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 04:59 PM

9. !!!



Well played!

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Response to Poll_Blind (Reply #6)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:30 PM

26. omg

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Response to Poll_Blind (Reply #6)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:01 PM

49. BEST.POST.OF.THE.DAY!! YOU WIN THE INNERNETS!!

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Response to Poll_Blind (Reply #6)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:42 PM

68. You ROCK!

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 04:59 PM

7. It doesn't look very appetizing.

I don't think it's obscene.

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 04:59 PM

8. That's hilarious.

I'm sure there is a market for it.

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:01 PM

10. They also make yummy

Sausage stuffed penis pancakes. Fair is fair

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2011/04/03/sausage-stuffed-penis-pancakes/

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Response to ismnotwasm (Reply #10)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:04 PM

14. The US has a Speaker of the House that looks just like that.

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Response to TheCowsCameHome (Reply #14)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:07 PM

16. LOL!

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Response to ismnotwasm (Reply #10)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:14 PM

18. I wonder what it says....

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Response to redqueen (Reply #18)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:28 PM

24. I have a couple of friends at work I could ask

Last edited Wed Mar 13, 2013, 06:47 PM - Edit history (1)

They're a bit shy, how ever.

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Response to redqueen (Reply #18)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:30 PM

25. It literally says "penis"

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Response to tarheelsunc (Reply #25)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:39 PM

28. Good thing they labeled it.

Otherwise we would have no idea...

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Response to Quantess (Reply #28)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:59 PM

35. I know I hate guessing games.....

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Response to ismnotwasm (Reply #10)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:51 PM

71. Those are cool!

I'm a vegan, but I could DIY a penis-shaped corndog with tofu dogs and these pans:



They'd be a huge hit at my next family gathering!

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Response to bitchkitty (Reply #71)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 11:56 AM

92. Heh!

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Response to ismnotwasm (Reply #10)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 01:29 AM

77. That's sick.

Not that they shaped it like a dick, but that they put a sausage inside a pancake. Does it come with a cardiologist?

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #77)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 01:00 PM

105. Here in America

We call the non-penis shaped dish 'Pig in a Blanket' right?


The coating on it is what looks disgusting--like, I don't know, caramelized something or other.

Probably shouldn't think too hard on it.

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Response to ismnotwasm (Reply #105)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 02:18 PM

107. ***

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #107)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 02:25 PM

108. Hey!

I know what I know, you know?

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Response to ismnotwasm (Reply #108)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 02:54 PM

116. sorry. It's just, that show is a riot.

any excuse, really.

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #116)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 02:59 PM

117. Well

That's alright then.

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Response to ismnotwasm (Reply #117)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 03:28 PM

119. Japan produces a variety of odd food items.

this one is actually far from the worst I've seen.

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #119)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 03:36 PM

120. I know

Sometimes Buzzfeed and like sites will post some of them. I show them off from time to time.

Grosses those more uh, naive, that I am right out. Probably shouldn't do it, but its kind of Fun. Especially if I can gross out my husband, who was not grossed out by the vagina bread but got that puzzled forehead pucker he gets over the stuffed penis sausage.

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Response to ismnotwasm (Reply #120)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 03:38 PM

121. The stuff that gives me the icks are things like pickled octopus in gelatin.

Dick sausage, vagina bread, no big deal, although the anime wrapping is disconcerting.

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #121)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 03:43 PM

123. Agreed

Pickled Cephalopods are right the fuck off the menu.

And my forbears are from the land that brought you lutefisk, which just may be worse.

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Response to ismnotwasm (Reply #123)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 03:46 PM

124. heard an excellent description, once, on NPR of what exactly goes into lutefisk.

I wouldn't eat it, but -and I'm not a chemist, mind you- it sounds to me like you could hook some copper wires up to that shit and make a serious battery.

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:02 PM

11. Well, if you can't eat it, you can always

...oh, never mind.

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Response to TheCowsCameHome (Reply #11)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:27 PM

23. This one time, at band camp...

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Response to Electric Monk (Reply #23)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 12:00 PM

94. we say that sentence all the time

its a good one!

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:02 PM

12. Pussy pastry?

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:03 PM

13. This post is begging for the image:

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Response to Control-Z (Reply #13)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:32 PM

65. I think it's supposed to be a stylized cherry blossom with 5 petals

with the stamens in the middle, but that reddish filling is, uh,unfortunate.

OTOH, flowers are sex organs...

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Response to Retrograde (Reply #65)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 12:31 AM

76. I haven't seen any of those growing on trees yet

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:06 PM

15. "Obscene" is a reaction that comes from the observor,

as opposed to the thing being observed.

Instead of trying to figure out if a thing is obscene or not, I think we would be better off trying to figure out how a thing interacts with the culture it is in.

I doubt this product will affect anything as far as sex and gender are concerned.

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:15 PM

19. I was sure this was going to be about a new sex toy

Seriously.

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Response to Duer 157099 (Reply #19)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:18 PM

20. Wait, wait. It's not? I thought that's why they included six per loaf.



PB

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Response to Poll_Blind (Reply #20)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:13 PM

54. One package a Day for a Week

and you have your 42 Virgins.

For those who want their Virgins in the Here and Now.

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Response to formercia (Reply #54)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 12:13 PM

98. virgins?

I dunno. Those cherries look popped to me.

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Response to bunnies (Reply #98)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 12:41 PM

100. Probably a good thing

The reality would be a pain.

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Response to formercia (Reply #100)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 12:54 PM

103. for sure!

they do look moist though, as opposed to all dry and powdered.

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:23 PM

21. Vulva bread!

GOD! I hate it when people mess that up!

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Response to Brickbat (Reply #21)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:49 PM

32. ...

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Response to Brickbat (Reply #21)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 01:38 AM

81. Thank you! nt

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Response to Brickbat (Reply #21)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 11:46 AM

89. For sure!

Those are vulvae!

The vagina is the inner part.


You know what's scary? So many women who don't even know that they have a urethra (three holes, IOW).

I was only in my mid 20s when I had to educate a woman nearly 10 years older than myself about that.

Then, again...about 7 or 8 years ago...another women who had given birth to 3 kids, and didn't know, at the age of 60-whatever, that women had three openings.

She was genuinely surprised, and a bit tearful that nobody had told her before.

It's sad that women don't know their own bodies.

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Response to pipi_k (Reply #89)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 11:57 AM

93. When I was a nurse, I had a patient who called her vagina her "virginal".

I didn't correct her because she was 80-something and I knew what she meant. But not knowing you have a urethra is even sadder.

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Response to TwilightGardener (Reply #93)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 02:31 PM

109. That's pretty cute

actually...virginal for vagina



But anyway, yeah...how can someone 60+ years old who has given birth not know that urine comes from a completely different place than menstrual fluid and babies...

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Response to Brickbat (Reply #21)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 11:54 AM

91. Yes. Drives me nuts.

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Response to Brickbat (Reply #21)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 02:46 PM

113. Yep...

Amazing that so many do not know simple female anatomy.

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:26 PM

22. Is it just me or does it look like they are menstruating?

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Response to tarheelsunc (Reply #22)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:37 PM

27. It's just you.

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Response to tarheelsunc (Reply #22)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 06:58 PM

48. It's the strawberry filling that makes it look like that...

now wether that Strawbery Filling ws INTENTIONAL, I cannot say.

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Response to tarheelsunc (Reply #22)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 12:05 PM

96. Have you ever seen menstrual blood?

My guess is no.

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Response to TroglodyteScholar (Reply #96)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 02:48 PM

114. Yes I have, which is why I pointed it out. eom

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Response to tarheelsunc (Reply #22)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 02:34 PM

111. No...it's

a yeast infection.


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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:47 PM

30. I'd call it "the promised land"

It looks like the most beautiful thing on Earth.

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:48 PM

31. Oh my

LOL

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:52 PM

33. Well we have sex pastry shops where you can get a cake shaped like reproductive parts

I wouldn't buy one but hey to each their own.

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Response to liberal_at_heart (Reply #33)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 05:57 PM

34. That reminds me of a birthday party I went to

One of the people attending brought pornographic gummy candies shaped like various parts as a treat for guests.

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Response to Aerows (Reply #34)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 06:09 PM

36. They're lighthouses!



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Response to redqueen (Reply #36)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 06:17 PM

37. LOL!

SURE they are. LOL

No, seriously, these were intentionally shaped like various parts.

Those are hilarious though

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Response to Aerows (Reply #37)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 06:21 PM

38. Oh, yeah...

I knew you meant the other kind. I just couldn't resist showing that image... I love that in that case it was purely unintentional.

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Response to redqueen (Reply #38)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 06:23 PM

39. How could they NOT

have noticed what they look like before they sold them? Talk about a product image mishap... LOL.

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Response to redqueen (Reply #36)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 06:29 PM

41. OMG, I looked those up

and then I found this:



LMAO. Candy failure.

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Response to Aerows (Reply #41)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 06:31 PM

42. hahaha...

Suction cup base?

Oh, guitar! Guitar!

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Response to redqueen (Reply #42)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:13 PM

53. If you look at the packaging

apparently there are microphone shapes in there, too. I can't help but wonder what THOSE look like

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Response to redqueen (Reply #36)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 01:35 AM

80. 12 hours from now

I am going to be drinking coffee, and it's going to spray all over my desk.

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 06:35 PM

43. Thanks for sharing.

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 06:45 PM

44. Vaginas aren't obscene, so no.

Hey human race, we all have sex organs. DEAL WITH IT.

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 06:48 PM

45. Is there?

Is there a cream filled version?

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Response to Crepuscular (Reply #45)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:34 PM

67. Well....



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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:04 PM

50. The first comment at the link really says it all:

Chris • 2 hours ago − The creepiest part by far, is the(crying?)young girl on the front.

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Response to Sheldon Cooper (Reply #50)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 08:10 PM

72. Is she crying?

Perhaps we should be more accepting of crying as pure emotional expression.


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Response to DaveJ (Reply #72)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 12:04 AM

75. I think so..

She's probably saying.. DONT MAKE ME EAT THIS ...waaaaa! iyada! Saiaku da!

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Response to Sheldon Cooper (Reply #50)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 02:52 PM

115. It makes me think of hentai.

Crying schoolgirls aren't exactly rare in that genre.

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:07 PM

52. Ah those Japanese.

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:15 PM

55. And why is the girl on the front of the package crying?

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Response to rucky (Reply #55)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 08:18 PM

74. Anime art. She is laughing. N/T

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Response to rucky (Reply #55)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 01:44 AM

82. And she's like, 10.

Not exactly what I was expecting to see on the package for this particular product! Ick.

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:16 PM

56. Vaginas are beautiful.

And tasty. Whassamatter with that?

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Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:16 PM

57. At least they don't have a cream filled version.

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Response to Spitfire of ATJ (Reply #57)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:20 PM

59. !!!

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:17 PM

58. Needs cream cheese

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Response to littlemissmartypants (Reply #60)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:47 PM

70. Well, let's not be too hasty...

?w=600

courtesy Georgia O'Keefe

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Response to littlemissmartypants (Reply #83)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 10:53 AM

84. I'm glad I got you to expand on your comment.

I have no idea where you're coming from, but at least I now know not to try to understand.

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:21 PM

61. ewww...probably chock full of preservatives, artificial color, flavoring and HFCS

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:25 PM

62. There's definitely a joke in here involving american pie..

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:30 PM

63. Obviously, I am the only person here

who would never have seen it this way without someone suggesting it.

And after the suggestion, I can't see anything else.

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Response to Curmudgeoness (Reply #63)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 07:44 PM

69. ((((Hug))))

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2013, 08:15 PM

73. I think you've been able to get this from the Erotic Bakery for years...

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 01:31 AM

78. Holographic Superstar?

You mean Krieger's wife?

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 01:33 AM

79. Michael Foucault says that "obscenity" is the product of wrongful medicalization of sex.

It's a social construct used to control sexual rhetoric.

The pastry looks like an asshole. But even if it looked like a vagina, who gives a flying fuck?

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 10:55 AM

85. Do you start eating the middle first, or from the sides?

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 10:57 AM

86. Sometimes a cherry blossom is just a cherry blossom. nt

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Thu Mar 14, 2013, 11:42 AM

87. Since they're pastries, I'm assuming they'll fit in with a vagatarian diet. nt

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 11:50 AM

90. I wonder if anyone has tried to microwave it and "American Pie"'d it yet.

 

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Thu Mar 14, 2013, 12:12 PM

97. I always wondered how they got the colloquialism "jelly roll".

Now I know.

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Thu Mar 14, 2013, 12:16 PM

99. Cherry blossom? lmao!!!

yeah. The resemblance is striking!

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Thu Mar 14, 2013, 12:50 PM

101. There used to be an erotic bakery in Seattle's Wallingford neighborhood.

So I'd say no vagina bread is not obscene. Weird maybe but not obscene.

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 12:51 PM

102. A vagina is not obscene

people need to get a grip.

If this is banned, they will have to ban bananas, cucumbers, carrots, asparagus, and any other phallic food.

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 12:55 PM

104. yawn...you serve it with this:

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 01:05 PM

106. Any directions on how to eat them?

Start on the perimeter and work your way in, or just like the goodies in the middle first?

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 02:36 PM

112. Will place an order and get back to you.

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Response to zappaman (Original post)

Thu Mar 14, 2013, 03:40 PM

122. This is why I love the Japanese

For such a serious culture, at times they don't take themselves seriously at all. There are probably hundreds of Japanese buying vagina bread for the lulz.

Then again, this is the culture that invented karaoke, which is supposed to be the art of humiliating one's self in front of their friends.

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