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Sun Feb 24, 2013, 06:54 PM

The Conservative Bible

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Scuba Feb 2013 OP
backscatter712 Feb 2013 #1
deutsey Feb 2013 #3
DonB Feb 2013 #7
Sekhmets Daughter Feb 2013 #2
dballance Feb 2013 #4
Sekhmets Daughter Feb 2013 #5
Heywood J Feb 2013 #10
Sekhmets Daughter Feb 2013 #11
backscatter712 Feb 2013 #6
ZombieHorde Feb 2013 #8
tjwash Feb 2013 #9

Response to Scuba (Original post)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 06:56 PM

1. I thought the Conservative Bible had only two books:

Leviticus and Revelations.

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Response to backscatter712 (Reply #1)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 07:32 PM

3. And Atlas Shrugged n/t

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Response to deutsey (Reply #3)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 08:51 PM

7. Atlas Shrugged, that is LMFAO Funny!!!

 

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Response to Scuba (Original post)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 06:58 PM

2. There is an effort to produce a new translation of the bible...

one with a more conservative slant...as if the original isn't enough.

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Response to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #2)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 07:55 PM

4. Please Tell Me You're Joking.

If you're not, I'd be curious if they have a website. It would be interesting to know what their process is going to be.

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Response to dballance (Reply #4)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 07:57 PM

5. Sad, but true...

I read about it a year or 2 ago...

http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project

Read it and weep!

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Response to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #5)

Mon Feb 25, 2013, 08:26 AM

10. Don't forget the free-market parables!

http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservative_parables

The leader began to focus on the wall in connection with his planned speech, and proposed uttering the bold command, "tear down this wall."

But his top advisers, who were very experienced in politics and foreign policy, were adamantly against such a bold statement. They insisted on removing it from the speech. As each draft circulated these experts took the phrase out, but each time the leader inserted this phrase back in. The experts felt the phrase made the leader look foolish and hopelessly naive, and could not possibly have a positive effect. The experts were sure it would subject their leader to even more ridicule than he already endured.

But the leader did not care about the potential for ridicule, and he wanted to say what he felt was best for his audience. He ignored his experts and delivered the bold command as part of his speech.

It's literal Reagan-worship.

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Response to Heywood J (Reply #10)

Mon Feb 25, 2013, 04:04 PM

11. Good grief! n/t

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Response to Scuba (Original post)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 08:30 PM

6. They must be praying to Jeezus, not Jesus...

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Response to Scuba (Original post)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 09:02 PM

8. Perfect, but they should have gave Jesus a conservative haircut. nt

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Response to Scuba (Original post)

Sun Feb 24, 2013, 09:21 PM

9. Aryan-bowflex Jesus is see.

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