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Fri Feb 22, 2013, 06:59 PM

I find it deeply troubling that Ted Cruz has not denied engaging in sexual

congress with the same goat who gave Andrew Breitdouche syphilis. Very very troubling.

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Reply I find it deeply troubling that Ted Cruz has not denied engaging in sexual (Original post)
Guy Whitey Corngood Feb 2013 OP
Bucky Feb 2013 #1
Guy Whitey Corngood Feb 2013 #3
babylonsister Feb 2013 #4
SpartanDem Feb 2013 #10
Xipe Totec Feb 2013 #2
Guy Whitey Corngood Feb 2013 #5
SpartanDem Feb 2013 #6
Bjorn Against Feb 2013 #7
abbeyco Feb 2013 #8
mythology Feb 2013 #9
meow2u3 Feb 2013 #11
Guy Whitey Corngood Feb 2013 #12

Response to Guy Whitey Corngood (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 07:02 PM

1. pfft

as if some goat would have him

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Response to Bucky (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 07:05 PM

3. The syphilitic goat in question is believed to have self esteem issues. nt

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Response to Bucky (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 07:06 PM

4. Hahaha!

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Response to Bucky (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 08:29 PM

10. Some goats have low self esteem.

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Response to Guy Whitey Corngood (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 07:03 PM

2. I have no evidence that Ted Cruz had sexual congress with that particular goat

So I will withhold judgment until a full investigation is performed.

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Response to Xipe Totec (Reply #2)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 07:09 PM

5. I demand that said goat teeeeeeeestifies. :-P

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Response to Guy Whitey Corngood (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 07:18 PM

6. Indeed it is troubling, so much that this demands a investigation

We are merely asking questions I'm sure the senator knows the best way to resolve this matter is fair public airing of the facts.

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Response to SpartanDem (Reply #6)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 07:22 PM

7. He needs to be subpoened to testify before Congress under oath

And the goat should be invited on to the House floor so Cruz can confront his accuser.

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Response to Guy Whitey Corngood (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 07:46 PM

8. Blows goats or is a goat fucker

same deviant type of behavior I'd expect from ted cruz.

I do see him more as an attack chihuahua - would that explain ted cruz's attraction to goats?

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Response to Guy Whitey Corngood (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 08:22 PM

9. I'm more concerned about the sexual congress between his parents

If they had just watched TV or played a rousing game of scrabble, we'd all be much better off.

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Response to Guy Whitey Corngood (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 09:41 PM

11. I heard Ted Cruz prefers little kids

But I can't prove it, so we'll have to investigate it.

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Response to meow2u3 (Reply #11)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 11:04 PM

12. Has he denied it? Well then........ nt

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