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Fri Feb 22, 2013, 12:13 PM

Ted Cruz will flame out, he'll be found in bed with sheep or pig

let him spew now, he simply strengthens the terrible impression of the GOP to our benefit,


raving asshole, period.

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Reply Ted Cruz will flame out, he'll be found in bed with sheep or pig (Original post)
DainBramaged Feb 2013 OP
ZombieHorde Feb 2013 #1
irisblue Feb 2013 #5
Scuba Feb 2013 #2
Brother Buzz Feb 2013 #3
TheCowsCameHome Feb 2013 #4
Skittles Feb 2013 #6
Cooley Hurd Feb 2013 #7
WilliamPitt Feb 2013 #8
KatyMan Feb 2013 #13
KharmaTrain Feb 2013 #23
n2doc Feb 2013 #9
ThoughtCriminal Feb 2013 #18
russspeakeasy Feb 2013 #10
Guy Whitey Corngood Feb 2013 #11
russspeakeasy Feb 2013 #15
FSogol Feb 2013 #12
Archae Feb 2013 #14
They_Live Feb 2013 #24
Lochloosa Feb 2013 #16
greiner3 Feb 2013 #17
MoonRiver Feb 2013 #19
callous taoboy Feb 2013 #20
Lobo27 Feb 2013 #21
Scalded Nun Feb 2013 #22

Response to DainBramaged (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 12:18 PM

1. Why do you hate sheep and pigs?

Truly a worse insult has never been directed at sheep or pigs.

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Response to ZombieHorde (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 12:30 PM

5. ZH you are right

my first thought....poor animal.

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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 12:22 PM

2. No self respecting sheep or pig would stoop that low.

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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 12:27 PM

4. Cruz better wear a hat, so responders will know which is which.

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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 12:39 PM

6. SCHEDULING DAINBRAMAGED FOR ASS KICKING

*MENTAL IMAGE OF ANIMAL ABUSE; EGREGIOUS*

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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 12:41 PM

7. My guess is he'll be stopped by customs in the Dominican Republic...

...with someone else's Viagra prescription... which they'll discover next to the Cabana Boy in his luggage.

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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 12:46 PM

8. No.

Cruz was surprised to win his Senate seat. He only ran to raise his profile for the actual office he wants, Attorney General of Texas. He started a PAC to raise money for this goal several years ago. Whatever the roots of the demonstrable character flaws he has been flaunting may be, he is doing it to burnish his creds with the Texas GOP base, so he can return home after his term ends and run for statewide office.

He sucks, but he'll be going back to Texas in five years. Maybe he'll change his mind and try to run for president, which I devoutly hope he does, but at the present time he is doing what he's doing so he can win backing for the gig he really wants back home.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Reply #8)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 01:10 PM

13. He can't, isn't he Canadian? n/t

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Response to WilliamPitt (Reply #8)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 03:16 PM

23. Maybe He'll Be Outta There In Less Time...

...aren't there statewide elections in '14? He's definitely grandstanding and I'd bet he's getting a ton of donations for whatever he wants to do. Here's hoping you're right that he's only a temporary blight on the body politic, but I sense he's smelling bigger and better things...and money that can be made inside the beltway.

That said, the guy is a bulldog of a prosecutor, but also what appears to be a reckless one...hoping intimidation trumps all. We've seen these types come and go...and the go is usually associated with some scandal....

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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 12:54 PM

9. Why would that bother his base?

We already know that the GOP will support a diaper wearing John (Vitter). We already know they will support a 'doctor' who forced his mistress to get an abortion (desjarlais). They faithfully listen to a man who took so much Oxy that he damaged his hearing, and who went to another country for nefarious purposes (Rush). I don't think there is ANYTHING they could do, other than support Obama, that would cause the GOP base to stop supporting him.

No, what will get Cruz will probably be corruption. He is so stupid that he might get caught getting money for nothing. Maybe. And then only because he has pissed off somebody with his crap.

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Response to n2doc (Reply #9)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 02:43 PM

18. Depends

on whether the pig was male or female.

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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 01:03 PM

10. He has never, to my knowledge, denied having sex with sheep.

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Response to russspeakeasy (Reply #10)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 01:08 PM

11. I find that troubling. How do we know he hasn't "porked" some North Korean pig. nt

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Response to Guy Whitey Corngood (Reply #11)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 01:35 PM

15. It should be investigated.

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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 01:09 PM

12. He's the new and improved Allen West. Laugh at him often.

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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 01:19 PM

14. I think he'll get caught in a money scandal.

Taking bribes from gun makers.

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Response to Archae (Reply #14)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 03:56 PM

24. Taking bribes is illegal?

huh?

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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 02:25 PM

16. This thread brings back old memories...remember this one?

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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 02:39 PM

17. "...he'll be found in bed with sheep or pig"

I for one would put my eyes out if the aforementioned were Rush and Hannity and I happened to see video.

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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 02:44 PM

19. Poor sheep. Poor pig.

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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 02:46 PM

20. "Mr. Cruz, how long have you been a pig-foiner?"

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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 03:02 PM

21. Dream of mine

one of the Castro brothers replaces him as senator, and Texas goes blue. This guy is disgusting individual.

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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)

Fri Feb 22, 2013, 03:11 PM

22. It was a lock for him

Unfortunately, Texas is still in a world where any republican can get elected. The Dem really had no chance. I pray that that changes, and changes soon. I do not care about the jokes about Texas, but I do care what happens to its citizens. Right now not much good is happening to/for them, and it is heartbreaking to watch.

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