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Thu Feb 21, 2013, 10:46 AM

God damn it. I have to help Newt tomorrow.

I first met him back in the 90's. Unless he's figured out personal hygiene since then, he's going to stink up the whole room. And he's going to have his greasy paws all over one of my laptops which I will probably then have to wipe clean lest whatever thumb drive he uses is infected by whatever sick, sick porn he downloads.

Sometimes being a sysadmin isn't worth it.

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Reply God damn it. I have to help Newt tomorrow. (Original post)
Recursion Feb 2013 OP
Motown_Johnny Feb 2013 #1
Recursion Feb 2013 #2
santamargarita Feb 2013 #3
Fire Walk With Me Feb 2013 #4
Lint Head Feb 2013 #5
Gorp Feb 2013 #6

Response to Recursion (Original post)

Thu Feb 21, 2013, 10:57 AM

1. record it all

and I do mean all of it

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Response to Motown_Johnny (Reply #1)

Thu Feb 21, 2013, 10:58 AM

2. It's being webcast. I have to route those packets

My poor, innocent router has to send this out over the interwebz. Sigh.

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Response to Recursion (Original post)

Thu Feb 21, 2013, 11:11 AM

3. If he stinks up the place, he's all Republican.

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Response to Recursion (Original post)

Thu Feb 21, 2013, 11:16 AM

4. Where can you purchase enough glitter to beautify that bastard, on such short notice?

 

That's a trick question. No amount of glitter could possibly beautify Newt.

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Response to Recursion (Original post)

Thu Feb 21, 2013, 12:17 PM

5. Reprogram some keys to type wrong alphas and signs. Then say sorry. Must be a system issue.

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Response to Recursion (Original post)

Thu Feb 21, 2013, 01:36 PM

6. "Well, dang. Somebody used a regular cable instead of a cross-over cable. Oops."

 

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