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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 01:50 PM

SIGN THE PETITION: Draft Ted Nugent to serve in the front lines of Afghanistan.

His ego is expanding faster than the universe.

He tried being tasteful once, and failed.

He still smells like when he dodged the draft.

He is Ted Nugent, the Douchiest Man in the World.

"I don't always drink beer, I drink whiskey and puke it on your carpet."

"Stay douchey, my friends."

Here's the petition. It was originally put on the White House site, but it was taken down.

So now it's on Change.org...

https://www.change.org/petitions/draft-ted-nugent-to-serve-on-the-front-lines-in-afghanistan?utm_campaign=twitter_link&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=share_petition

Draft Ted Nugent to Serve on the Front Lines in Afghanistan

Petition by
Douglas Anthony Cooper
Oaxaca, Mexico


Ted Nugent, draft dodger, should have the opportunity to redeem his sullied reputation so that he can better drown us in a cesspool of guns. In fact, we should insist upon it. An executive order is appropriate: Mr. President, please draft the Nuge.

More details (including unpleasant medical report) here: http://huff.to/12IWHQI

To:
President Barack Obama
Please conscript Theodore Anthony "Ted" Nugent to serve on the front lines in Afghanistan. Only then will the nation be safe.
Sincerely,

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Reply SIGN THE PETITION: Draft Ted Nugent to serve in the front lines of Afghanistan. (Original post)
backscatter712 Feb 2013 OP
RebelOne Feb 2013 #1
pediatricmedic Feb 2013 #5
backscatter712 Feb 2013 #7
Light House Feb 2013 #2
backscatter712 Feb 2013 #3
Light House Feb 2013 #4
backscatter712 Feb 2013 #8
Mnemosyne Feb 2013 #6
backscatter712 Feb 2013 #9
Mnemosyne Feb 2013 #10

Response to backscatter712 (Original post)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 01:52 PM

1. Come on. Get real. He is too damn old to serve. He is 65. n/t

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Response to RebelOne (Reply #1)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 02:00 PM

5. Ok, so he does not have to go on patrol, can still man an OP

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Response to pediatricmedic (Reply #5)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 02:09 PM

7. Minefield duty! n/t

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Response to backscatter712 (Original post)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 01:54 PM

2. Would you really want that poopy pants chickenhawk

 

watching a real soldiers back?
The only good thing that might come out of this would be him getting fragged by his fellow soldiers.

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Response to Light House (Reply #2)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 01:56 PM

3. We could put him to work clearing minefields... n/t

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Response to backscatter712 (Reply #3)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 01:58 PM

4. Without a mine detector?

 

I like it.
Ole Teddy might even volunteer for duty in Afghanistan if he thought he could meet up with a little girl.

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Response to Light House (Reply #4)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 02:10 PM

8. "Walk out this way, Ted. She's this way. She's out in that field, but you'll have to find her..."

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Response to backscatter712 (Original post)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 02:01 PM

6. I signed because that creep needs a reality check, and likely a diaper check too. Or as another

signer said, "because he's an asshole"!

I just wish we could see his face when he finds out about the petition. Someone have an addy or website for Mr. Crappypants?

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Response to Mnemosyne (Reply #6)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 03:56 PM

9. He didn't even have to get any closer to the military than the draft board to crap his pants... n/t

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Response to backscatter712 (Reply #9)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 04:41 PM

10. Hope he craps them again when he sees this petition. nt

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