Rubio has an excuse for the water break: "God made me thirsty."

I wish this was the onion, people. Its not.


"I needed water, what am I going to do, you know?" the Tea Party Republican replied after jokingly taking a swig from another bottle. "It happens."

"God has a funny way of reminding us we're human," he added.

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