Hillary Clinton faces off against the Republican party's latest Shining Star Marco Rubio!
Rubio is fully prepared for the cameras this time. He has an IV with saline solution running wide open, a beer-drinkers hat with dual water bottles and the tube stitched into the corner of his mouth for easy access
Sensing a possible embarassing sudden bathroom break emergency, Moderator Dan Rather asked Rubio if, for ease of fast removal, he preferred boxers. Rubio's reply: "Depends..."