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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 07:44 AM

Compulsively lying, arrested adolescent Muppet whose sheltered mind is still blown by Atlas Shrugged

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“Compulsively lying, arrested adolescent Muppet whose sheltered mind is still blown by Atlas Shrugged and Stairway to Heaven”


Readers of this blog may remember Ian Murphy as the greatest punker of governors ever known – as in he is that dude who got Scott Walker to talk to “David Koch” for 20 minutes. The greater world out there also identifies Ian with the Buffalo Beast blog where he delivers an annual verbal beat down to 50 Americans who pretty much had it coming called “The 50 Most Loathsome Americans”.

Get thyself to Ian’s site to see what damage he’s done to the already bedraggled reputations of Donald Trump, the Ghost of Breitbart, and Matthew Yglesias, just to name a few.

I’ve poached his charges and sentence against that alleged marathon runner from Janesville:

“3) Paul Ryan
Charges: Compulsively lying, arrested adolescent Muppet whose sheltered mind is still blown by Atlas Shrugged and Stairway to Heaven. The Uri Geller of economics, he managed to bend the will of MSM patsies like Ezra Klein into portraying him as a credible policy wonk, rather than what he truly is: a two-bit illusionist who wants to disappear grandma’s Medicare and Social Security money and make it reappear in the pockets of the rich wankers he secretly wishes would rape him in a rock quarry.
Smoking Gun: Even Fox News said Ryan’s RNC performance “was an apparent attempt to set the world record for the greatest number of blatant lies and misrepresentations slipped into a single political speech.”




Thank you Ian!

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Reply Compulsively lying, arrested adolescent Muppet whose sheltered mind is still blown by Atlas Shrugged (Original post)
Scuba Feb 2013 OP
Sheldon Cooper Feb 2013 #1
Scuba Feb 2013 #2
Sheldon Cooper Feb 2013 #3
Scuba Feb 2013 #4
Sheldon Cooper Feb 2013 #5
Sheldon Cooper Feb 2013 #6
MattBaggins Feb 2013 #7
Sheldon Cooper Feb 2013 #8
jollyreaper2112 Feb 2013 #10
Sheldon Cooper Feb 2013 #11
Buns_of_Fire Feb 2013 #9
csziggy Feb 2013 #12
Buns_of_Fire Feb 2013 #13

Response to Scuba (Original post)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 08:10 AM

1. Edited because of this:

Okay you know what, I clicked on the link in the OP and was directed to another site, which displayed graphic anal pornography on my screen. So, thanks a fucking lot.

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Response to Sheldon Cooper (Reply #1)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 08:15 AM

2. The link still works properly for me. Sorry this happened to you.

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Response to Scuba (Reply #2)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 08:18 AM

3. Thanks.

I actually clicked on the link within the link so I could see the full list and that's where the porn popped up.

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Response to Sheldon Cooper (Reply #3)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 08:24 AM

4. I checked that too, again with no problem.

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Response to Scuba (Reply #4)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 08:36 AM

5. Wow that's really weird.

Wonder why that popped up on my screen? I'm on my work computer, which has stronger antiviral software than my home computer does, too. Weird.

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Response to Sheldon Cooper (Reply #5)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 08:37 AM

6. In any case, I read the list in an OP the other night, and thought it

was pretty funny and spot on, especially for Penn Jillette, who I really cannot stand.

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Response to Sheldon Cooper (Reply #1)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 09:02 AM

7. No porn for me either

You should alert your IT department.

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Response to MattBaggins (Reply #7)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 09:24 AM

8. Holy crap I don't want them to know about any of this.

I'm supposed to be working!

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Response to Sheldon Cooper (Reply #1)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 10:03 AM

10. Violation of roomate agreement!

Leonard! I can only assume this has something to do with the bizarre coitus rituals you and Penny are engaged in. This is completely unacceptable.

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Response to jollyreaper2112 (Reply #10)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 10:07 AM

11. ....

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Response to Scuba (Original post)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 09:32 AM

9. When I see "Muppet" and "Atlas Shrugged" in the same sentence,

I KNOW who's being talked about!

Congratulations, Paul darlin' -- you've been successfully re-branded!

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Response to Buns_of_Fire (Reply #9)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 10:13 AM

12. My first thought was that it was Rand Paul

Rand Paul / Paul Ryan. Not a lot of difference other than hair.

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Response to csziggy (Reply #12)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 10:34 AM

13. Well, also, Rand Paul doesn't look like he's swallowed his lips.

Jim Henson created Kermit, Bert, Ernie, Fozzie, Oscar, Grover, Guy Smiley, and many more -- if he had lived long enough to create "Wanker," I know who he could have used as a model!

When I see Rand Paul, I still think "Eddie Haskell" (with no disrespect intended to Ken Osmond).

Either way, I'd love to see what the "Spitting Image" people would come up with...

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