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Wed Feb 13, 2013, 01:55 PM

Rich White People Get Latino Guy To Do Some Work For Them

WASHINGTON—Faced with a menial and unappealing task they had no desire to perform themselves, a group of wealthy white people brought in a Latino man to the complete the thankless labor for them Tuesday, sources confirmed. “This opportunity—to make it to the middle class or beyond no matter where you start out in life—it isn’t bestowed on us from Washington,” said the Hispanic guy, who was given explicit instructions and was warned by the privileged, affluent Caucasians to make sure he completed the unrewarding chore to their exact specifications. “It comes from a vibrant free economy where people can risk their own money to open a business. More government isn’t going to create new opportunities. It’s going to limit them.” Following the completion of his tedious labor, the man was reportedly asked if he had any Latino friends who might also be willing to take on some work for the white millionaires for modest compensation.


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THE ONION nails it again.

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iandhr Feb 2013 OP
Guy Whitey Corngood Feb 2013 #1
Nye Bevan Feb 2013 #2
joeybee12 Feb 2013 #3
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Response to iandhr (Original post)

Wed Feb 13, 2013, 01:58 PM

1. And it can be justified by saying he's just doing a job no Republican wanted anyway.

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Wed Feb 13, 2013, 02:04 PM

2. At least they let him have a water (nt)

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Wed Feb 13, 2013, 02:06 PM

3. Hilarious!

Yup, the Onion always nails it!

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Wed Feb 13, 2013, 02:24 PM

4. +1,000!! nt

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Response to iandhr (Original post)

Wed Feb 13, 2013, 02:39 PM

5. It really was a pathetic attempt to disguise the real face of the GOP.

And it was made all the more pathetic by the nervous, sweaty, little wannabe delivering the message. My impression of him is he's a very bad and desperate used car salesman.

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