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Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:02 PM

 

Barack Obama is the greatest man in human history

On the commemoration of my 1,000th post, I have decided to dedicate it to President Barack Obama, and his impossible, improbably, glorifying rise to achieve the greatest...the GREATEST... accomplishment in the history of the planet: The impetus for the transfer of the historical abusive nature of republicanist Capitalism to the progressive, societal nature of Democracy. No one man has ever done more in history to destroy the very mechanism of destruction that has proliferated throughout the globe. His State of the Union speech tonight will be a GLORIOUS announcement and celebration of the DESTRUCTION of the Republican Party, of Capitalism, and the start of the migration of the "United" States to that of UN, and ultimately global, progressive society.



Without Barack Obama, we would have had more of the same: dull, white people pushing the same form of repressive abuse of people of color, people without means, and policies that terrorize a planet. Without Barack Obama, we would have had a continuation of the repressive, white-controlled bank structure that funnels the production from the workers who MAKE the products to those elite white rich republican bastards who TAKE the money. Without Barack Obama, we would be seeing a continuation of America's isolationist stance and refusal to deal with the billions of destitute of people denuded by oppressive, republicanist capitalist policies, as well as a continuation of the most devastating military oppression in the history of the planet.

In short, Barack Obama has accomplished the greatest feat that even I thought unattainable: the complete irrelevancy brought forth on a regime that appeared completely unimpenetrable. The complete and utter reversal of Reganomics, the complete and thorough destruction of private healthcare, and the complete and thorough destruction of rabid republicanist oil/coal/nuclear energy industry.

Wow!!



Just...wow!!

Tonight's historic State of the Union, delivered on the birthday of the GOP's most celebrated president as a deliciously deliberate snub against the repressive bastards, will pronounce the official start of the Transformation of America, as promised by President Obama in his ORIGINAL campaign. He will cite the success of Obamacare, the creation of well-paying jobs that will provide both a comfortable wage to individuals as well as their ability to pay into the infrastructure needed for this Transformation, the announcement that Executive Orders will be used in lieu of dealing with the criminal GOP bastards in the House, and finally, the overt declaration that will chill states who are attempting to "take their ball and run home with it." The South comes to mind, but they will be standing alone.

There is more, much much more...but let it be said, and let it be known... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED...the GOP is OVER!!!

And ONE MAN is responsible for the most difficult, greatest feat ever... Barack Hussein Obama. CONGRATULATIONS, you are the GREATEST HUMAN IN HISTORY!!

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Reply Barack Obama is the greatest man in human history (Original post)
BanTheGOP Feb 2013 OP
el_bryanto Feb 2013 #1
jsr Feb 2013 #5
RudynJack Feb 2013 #33
aristocles Feb 2013 #37
kentauros Feb 2013 #41
Puzzledtraveller Feb 2013 #2
NYC_SKP Feb 2013 #3
NCTraveler Feb 2013 #4
Enrique Feb 2013 #6
The Magistrate Feb 2013 #7
sibelian Feb 2013 #8
grantcart Feb 2013 #15
The Magistrate Feb 2013 #26
ismnotwasm Feb 2013 #28
cali Feb 2013 #9
Puzzledtraveller Feb 2013 #10
leftstreet Feb 2013 #11
kestrel91316 Feb 2013 #45
Skittles Feb 2013 #53
quite666 Feb 2013 #12
AtomicKitten Feb 2013 #14
samsingh Feb 2013 #13
libtodeath Feb 2013 #16
demwing Feb 2013 #17
derby378 Feb 2013 #31
bullwinkle428 Feb 2013 #35
hughee99 Feb 2013 #18
jsr Feb 2013 #22
840high Feb 2013 #36
Laelth Feb 2013 #19
libtodeath Feb 2013 #21
Tierra_y_Libertad Feb 2013 #20
EastKYLiberal Feb 2013 #23
nobodyspecial Feb 2013 #24
aristocles Feb 2013 #49
Puzzledtraveller Feb 2013 #25
liberalmuse Feb 2013 #27
slackmaster Feb 2013 #29
samplegirl Feb 2013 #30
Whisp Feb 2013 #32
Cal Carpenter Feb 2013 #34
leftstreet Feb 2013 #58
bullwinkle428 Feb 2013 #38
patrice Feb 2013 #39
lunatica Feb 2013 #40
CJCRANE Feb 2013 #42
VOX Feb 2013 #43
slackmaster Feb 2013 #47
nolabear Feb 2013 #44
CJCRANE Feb 2013 #46
slackmaster Feb 2013 #48
Skittles Feb 2013 #54
CJCRANE Feb 2013 #59
JI7 Feb 2013 #61
Number23 Feb 2013 #66
Skittles Feb 2013 #67
Demo_Chris Feb 2013 #50
Hotler Feb 2013 #51
quinnox Feb 2013 #52
jsr Feb 2013 #56
aristocles Feb 2013 #57
La Lioness Priyanka Feb 2013 #55
JI7 Feb 2013 #60
one_voice Feb 2013 #62
RZM Feb 2013 #63
LittleBlue Feb 2013 #64
sendero Feb 2013 #65
dodgecharger Feb 2013 #68
Common Sense Party Feb 2013 #69
lumberjack_jeff Feb 2013 #70

Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:04 PM

1. That might be a stretch. What about Groucho Marx? nt

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Response to el_bryanto (Reply #1)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:09 PM

5. Seconded

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Response to el_bryanto (Reply #1)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:53 PM

33. Thirded

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Response to el_bryanto (Reply #1)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 02:00 PM

37. Fourthed

 

Though Larry Fine could be right up there with Groucho.

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Response to el_bryanto (Reply #1)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 02:06 PM

41. And Curly!

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:04 PM

2. ...........................................

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:05 PM

3. Those watercolors are awesome. Is that your work?

Very nice either way.

K/R

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:08 PM

4. Could be one of the greatest OPs I have ever read. nt.

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:09 PM

6. only human history?

will the bashing never cease?

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:10 PM

7. Marvelous Piece Of Performance Art, Sir...

You take reductio ad absurdum to new heights of hilarity and insincerity: this is a personal best I suspect you will find it impossible to top without rending the curtain in twain.

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Response to The Magistrate (Reply #7)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:12 PM

8. Well it's not *that* far off the mark, is it?


BO's pretty cool an' all, in certain ways, but... you know...

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Response to The Magistrate (Reply #7)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:23 PM

15. Actually it is the Best Piece of Performance Art in all of HUMAN history.


But still can't get a Valentine.

Life is just so unfair.

BTW you, Sir, get double credit for the reference to Matthew 27:51.

In this case however the torn curtain does not reveal the Holy of Holies but rather quite the opposite.

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Response to grantcart (Reply #15)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:43 PM

26. Thank You, My Friend

It does not surprise me you caught the allusion, and its inversion as well.

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Response to The Magistrate (Reply #7)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:45 PM

28. Heh.

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:14 PM

9. satire? or just ACK!?

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Response to cali (Reply #9)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:16 PM

10. I think they are serious.

This picture came to mind for some reason when I read the OP.

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:17 PM

11. Are you trying to make DU look stupid?

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Response to leftstreet (Reply #11)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 02:19 PM

45. Gee, YA THINK???????????????

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Response to leftstreet (Reply #11)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 02:54 PM

53. plelnty of DUers do that on a daily basis

sometimes they are so over the top with their gushing I think they HAVE to be trolls

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Response to quite666 (Reply #12)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:21 PM

14. Waiter, check please.

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:20 PM

13. He's great, but the greatest? i don't know about that

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:24 PM

16. Not sure what to say

congrats on the 1000 posts I guess.

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:27 PM

17. Wow

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Response to demwing (Reply #17)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:50 PM

31. When my kitty wanted me to stop posting on DU...

...she'd headbutt the laptop until it fell out of my lap, and then she'd flop right down on top of me and purr.

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Response to derby378 (Reply #31)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:59 PM

35. Mine parks her big furry body in front of the monitor and starts whining.

11:00 every night - she knows it's "treat time"!

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:33 PM

18. How could you fail to mention his Nobel Peace Prize? n/t

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Response to hughee99 (Reply #18)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:37 PM

22. And the greatest hits from the greatest kill list.

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Response to hughee99 (Reply #18)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:59 PM

36. Oh yes and the drones.

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:33 PM

19. Um ... irony? If so, to what end?

The Barack Obama that I know will not announce either the end of capitalism or the end of the Republican Party.

I can't quite figure out the purpose and meaning of this OP.



-Laelth

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Response to Laelth (Reply #19)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:36 PM

21. I think maybe sarcasm given all the repukes have accused the president of.

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:35 PM

20. Was there a contest for "Greatest Man"? Who was on the jury? Was there a laughtrack?

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:38 PM

23. Until the far right starts to disappear in unmarked vans with tinted windows...

 

He is not deserving of the title.

Maybe next year.

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:42 PM

24. Wow, all that effort to get to 1,000 posts to pull this stunt

and on the day of the SOTU.

So, are all of his brainless sycophants who worship him supposed to fall on their knees in agreement? Are you hoping for the most likes in DU history?

Sorry, I really doubt you will get the reaction you are looking for. And, no, you won't be able to pass this around to your buddies and laugh about the great caper you pulled on DU. Nobody here is as stupid as you must think they are.

And, seriously, you really should consider what this says about you. To put all this time and effort into this. For what? You really have a lot of time on your hands, are desperate, or need some therapy. I'm really worried about you.

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Response to nobodyspecial (Reply #24)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 02:45 PM

49. ...and on the day of MARDI GRAS! n/t

 

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:42 PM

25. It's over the top and nature does make me think..

Is BanThe Gop some kind of double agent? What would be the purpose?

que X-Files music.

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:44 PM

27. That "pop, pop, pop" sound you are hearing...

would be the exploding heads of our lurking freepers.

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:46 PM

29. I called this one several months ago

 

And nobody listened.

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:48 PM

30. Happy To Rec.

Great Post!

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:52 PM

32. you made my smile of the day.

 

he truly is a unique and transformative guy.

Some may say that your praise is over the top, man! Not I.

But it can lend a good balance to all the negativity and crap he's had to endure for all this time from right, centre and left, and have to endure yet more of it in the coming years.

Cheers, to the greatest President of all time. And to a good and honest man, someone of such character we all need to look to.

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:55 PM

34. Destruction of Capitalism?

Holy shit, lately when I come here I feel like I exist on a different planet than some of the folks here.

For fuck's sake. Destruction of capitalism, as if. I wish. If you think Obamacare is anti-capitalist policy, ....uh...I've run out of words.

I do hope this OP is some sort of performance art.

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Response to Cal Carpenter (Reply #34)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 03:45 PM

58. That's why I figured this had to be satire

Destruction of Capitalism?



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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 02:01 PM

38. I thought Mike Bloomberg was in the running as well...

*cough*cough*cough*cough*cough*

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 02:03 PM

39. No. & That's not what anyone needs or wants, anyway. nt

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 02:05 PM

40. You gave it away in the first sentence

You didn't even try to string us along. Meh.

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 02:12 PM

42. Your OP doesn't quite work the way you intended.

The reference to the UN gave the game away for me.

But good try.


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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 02:12 PM

43. Feel like I just read the text on a Dr. Bronner's Soap bottle...

Wish I had the soap.

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Response to VOX (Reply #43)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 02:30 PM

47. MOTHER NATURE'S PERFECT CONTRACEPTIVE - GROUND LEMON PEEL! DILUTE! DILUTE!

 

OK.

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 02:16 PM

44. Good effort. Needs editing. Can dance to it. I give it a 6.

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 02:21 PM

46. Why are people rec'ing this?

It's like a freeper's version of what progressives want.

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Response to CJCRANE (Reply #46)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 02:31 PM

48. It's a fine example of hyperbolic zealotry

 

I like the illustrations from the "Bad paintings of Barack Obama" site.

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Response to CJCRANE (Reply #46)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 02:54 PM

54. because it pokes fun at the swooners

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Response to Skittles (Reply #54)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 04:24 PM

59. But it still reads

like a RWer pretending to be a progressive poking fun at the "swooners".

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Response to CJCRANE (Reply #59)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 04:26 PM

61. it is a winger , look at it's other posts

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Response to CJCRANE (Reply #59)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 06:13 PM

66. Exactly. And the fact that some think he's poking fun at "swooners" and not at progressives overall

makes it that much more ironic. This word salad of an OP ("destroy the very mechanism of destruction"???) hits out at a lot of groups but seems to hit progressives the hardest.

Seems that the OP could also be a mockery of the "Occupy will fix all" crowd who await the death of capitalism far more than the average Obama fan. Although his comments about Obama ushering in a UN-state does come straight out of the Greatest Freeper Nightmares handbook. And his association of "capitalism" with "Republican" is just... weird.

Overall, I think it gets two big

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Response to CJCRANE (Reply #59)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 07:15 PM

67. those two groups very often sound the same

both are very often over-the-top ridiculous

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 02:49 PM

50. Nicely done!

 

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 02:51 PM

51. I don't think so. Wall st. bankers still walk free. n/t

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 02:53 PM

52. and all that, and he is a handsome dude too

 

Fuck Mt. Rushmore, that is small potatoes for such magnificence.

I think there should be Obama statues on every corner, in every school, in every library. All of our money should be reprinted with HIS image on it. The United States of America should be re-named in his honor.

And finally, all future presidential elections should be dispensed with, as no one will ever possibly approach the greatness and leadership of this man. President Obama FOR LIFE!

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Response to quinnox (Reply #52)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 03:23 PM

56. Sensible plan

It is the least we can do to show gratitude. Our nation has come a long way from the evil clutches of Reaganism.

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Response to quinnox (Reply #52)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 03:41 PM

57. Deutschland, Deutschland, Uber Alles! n/t

 

Appreciate the sarcasm quinnox...has to be specified these days.

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 02:55 PM

55. yeah. no.

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 04:25 PM

60. can't believe this troll hasn't been banned yet

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 04:29 PM

62. ..

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 05:41 PM

63. You better believe it

 

There's obvious . . . And then there's BanTheGOP.

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 05:45 PM

64. We're veering into Dear Leader territory here

If the OP is satire, it's fucking brilliant!

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 06:09 PM

65. I thought I was going to read..

... some satire or tongue in cheek.

Geez you are serious. LOL.

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 07:21 PM

68. Wall st bankers have more control now than ever

 

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Wed Feb 13, 2013, 12:28 AM

70. Muhammad Ali is totally gonna kick your ass for that one. nt

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