Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:02 PM

BanTheGOP (1,029 posts)

Barack Obama is the greatest man in human history

On the commemoration of my 1,000th post, I have decided to dedicate it to President Barack Obama, and his impossible, improbably, glorifying rise to achieve the greatest...the GREATEST... accomplishment in the history of the planet: The impetus for the transfer of the historical abusive nature of republicanist Capitalism to the progressive, societal nature of Democracy. No one man has ever done more in history to destroy the very mechanism of destruction that has proliferated throughout the globe. His State of the Union speech tonight will be a GLORIOUS announcement and celebration of the DESTRUCTION of the Republican Party, of Capitalism, and the start of the migration of the "United" States to that of UN, and ultimately global, progressive society.

Without Barack Obama, we would have had more of the same: dull, white people pushing the same form of repressive abuse of people of color, people without means, and policies that terrorize a planet. Without Barack Obama, we would have had a continuation of the repressive, white-controlled bank structure that funnels the production from the workers who MAKE the products to those elite white rich republican bastards who TAKE the money. Without Barack Obama, we would be seeing a continuation of America's isolationist stance and refusal to deal with the billions of destitute of people denuded by oppressive, republicanist capitalist policies, as well as a continuation of the most devastating military oppression in the history of the planet.

In short, Barack Obama has accomplished the greatest feat that even I thought unattainable: the complete irrelevancy brought forth on a regime that appeared completely unimpenetrable. The complete and utter reversal of Reganomics, the complete and thorough destruction of private healthcare, and the complete and thorough destruction of rabid republicanist oil/coal/nuclear energy industry.

Wow!!

Just...wow!!

Tonight's historic State of the Union, delivered on the birthday of the GOP's most celebrated president as a deliciously deliberate snub against the repressive bastards, will pronounce the official start of the Transformation of America, as promised by President Obama in his ORIGINAL campaign. He will cite the success of Obamacare, the creation of well-paying jobs that will provide both a comfortable wage to individuals as well as their ability to pay into the infrastructure needed for this Transformation, the announcement that Executive Orders will be used in lieu of dealing with the criminal GOP bastards in the House, and finally, the overt declaration that will chill states who are attempting to "take their ball and run home with it." The South comes to mind, but they will be standing alone.

There is more, much much more...but let it be said, and let it be known... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED...the GOP is OVER!!!

And ONE MAN is responsible for the most difficult, greatest feat ever... Barack Hussein Obama. CONGRATULATIONS, you are the GREATEST HUMAN IN HISTORY!!

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70 replies	Author	Time	Post
Barack Obama is the greatest man in human history (Original post)	BanTheGOP	Feb 2013	OP
That might be a stretch. What about Groucho Marx? nt	el_bryanto	Feb 2013	#1
Seconded	jsr	Feb 2013	#5
Thirded	RudynJack	Feb 2013	#33
Fourthed	aristocles	Feb 2013	#37
And Curly!	kentauros	Feb 2013	#41
...........................................	Puzzledtraveller	Feb 2013	#2
Those watercolors are awesome. Is that your work?	NYC_SKP	Feb 2013	#3
Could be one of the greatest OPs I have ever read. nt.	NCTraveler	Feb 2013	#4
only human history?	Enrique	Feb 2013	#6
Marvelous Piece Of Performance Art, Sir...	The Magistrate	Feb 2013	#7
Well it's not that far off the mark, is it?	sibelian	Feb 2013	#8
Actually it is the Best Piece of Performance Art in all of HUMAN history.	grantcart	Feb 2013	#15
Thank You, My Friend	The Magistrate	Feb 2013	#26
Heh.	ismnotwasm	Feb 2013	#28
satire? or just ACK!?	cali	Feb 2013	#9
I think they are serious.	Puzzledtraveller	Feb 2013	#10
Are you trying to make DU look stupid?	leftstreet	Feb 2013	#11
Gee, YA THINK???????????????	kestrel91316	Feb 2013	#45
plelnty of DUers do that on a daily basis	Skittles	Feb 2013	#53
Message auto-removed	quite666	Feb 2013	#12
Waiter, check please.	AtomicKitten	Feb 2013	#14
He's great, but the greatest? i don't know about that	samsingh	Feb 2013	#13
Not sure what to say	libtodeath	Feb 2013	#16
Wow	demwing	Feb 2013	#17
When my kitty wanted me to stop posting on DU...	derby378	Feb 2013	#31
Mine parks her big furry body in front of the monitor and starts whining.	bullwinkle428	Feb 2013	#35
How could you fail to mention his Nobel Peace Prize? n/t	hughee99	Feb 2013	#18
And the greatest hits from the greatest kill list.	jsr	Feb 2013	#22
Oh yes and the drones.	840high	Feb 2013	#36
Um ... irony? If so, to what end?	Laelth	Feb 2013	#19
I think maybe sarcasm given all the repukes have accused the president of.	libtodeath	Feb 2013	#21
Was there a contest for "Greatest Man"? Who was on the jury? Was there a laughtrack?	Tierra_y_Libertad	Feb 2013	#20
Until the far right starts to disappear in unmarked vans with tinted windows...	EastKYLiberal	Feb 2013	#23
Wow, all that effort to get to 1,000 posts to pull this stunt	nobodyspecial	Feb 2013	#24
...and on the day of MARDI GRAS! n/t	aristocles	Feb 2013	#49
It's over the top and nature does make me think..	Puzzledtraveller	Feb 2013	#25
That "pop, pop, pop" sound you are hearing...	liberalmuse	Feb 2013	#27
I called this one several months ago	slackmaster	Feb 2013	#29
Happy To Rec.	samplegirl	Feb 2013	#30
you made my smile of the day.	Whisp	Feb 2013	#32
Destruction of Capitalism?	Cal Carpenter	Feb 2013	#34
That's why I figured this had to be satire	leftstreet	Feb 2013	#58
I thought Mike Bloomberg was in the running as well...	bullwinkle428	Feb 2013	#38
No. & That's not what anyone needs or wants, anyway. nt	patrice	Feb 2013	#39
You gave it away in the first sentence	lunatica	Feb 2013	#40
Your OP doesn't quite work the way you intended.	CJCRANE	Feb 2013	#42
Feel like I just read the text on a Dr. Bronner's Soap bottle...	VOX	Feb 2013	#43
MOTHER NATURE'S PERFECT CONTRACEPTIVE - GROUND LEMON PEEL! DILUTE! DILUTE!	slackmaster	Feb 2013	#47
Good effort. Needs editing. Can dance to it. I give it a 6.	nolabear	Feb 2013	#44
Why are people rec'ing this?	CJCRANE	Feb 2013	#46
It's a fine example of hyperbolic zealotry	slackmaster	Feb 2013	#48
because it pokes fun at the swooners	Skittles	Feb 2013	#54
But it still reads	CJCRANE	Feb 2013	#59
it is a winger , look at it's other posts	JI7	Feb 2013	#61
Exactly. And the fact that some think he's poking fun at "swooners" and not at progressives overall	Number23	Feb 2013	#66
those two groups very often sound the same	Skittles	Feb 2013	#67
Nicely done!	Demo_Chris	Feb 2013	#50
I don't think so. Wall st. bankers still walk free. n/t	Hotler	Feb 2013	#51
and all that, and he is a handsome dude too	quinnox	Feb 2013	#52
Sensible plan	jsr	Feb 2013	#56
Deutschland, Deutschland, Uber Alles! n/t	aristocles	Feb 2013	#57
yeah. no.	La Lioness Priyanka	Feb 2013	#55
can't believe this troll hasn't been banned yet	JI7	Feb 2013	#60
..	one_voice	Feb 2013	#62
You better believe it	RZM	Feb 2013	#63
We're veering into Dear Leader territory here	LittleBlue	Feb 2013	#64
I thought I was going to read..	sendero	Feb 2013	#65
Wall st bankers have more control now than ever	dodgecharger	Feb 2013	#68
Theme song: Send in the Drones	Common Sense Party	Feb 2013	#69
Muhammad Ali is totally gonna kick your ass for that one. nt	lumberjack_jeff	Feb 2013	#70

Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:04 PM

el_bryanto (3,692 posts)

1. That might be a stretch. What about Groucho Marx? nt

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Barack Obama is the greatest man in human history

1. That might be a stretch. What about Groucho Marx? nt

5. Seconded

33. Thirded

37. Fourthed

41. And Curly!

2. ...........................................

3. Those watercolors are awesome. Is that your work?

4. Could be one of the greatest OPs I have ever read. nt.

6. only human history?

7. Marvelous Piece Of Performance Art, Sir...

8. Well it's not *that* far off the mark, is it?

15. Actually it is the Best Piece of Performance Art in all of HUMAN history.

26. Thank You, My Friend

28. Heh.

9. satire? or just ACK!?

10. I think they are serious.

11. Are you trying to make DU look stupid?

45. Gee, YA THINK???????????????

53. plelnty of DUers do that on a daily basis

14. Waiter, check please.

13. He's great, but the greatest? i don't know about that

16. Not sure what to say

17. Wow

31. When my kitty wanted me to stop posting on DU...

35. Mine parks her big furry body in front of the monitor and starts whining.

18. How could you fail to mention his Nobel Peace Prize? n/t

22. And the greatest hits from the greatest kill list.

36. Oh yes and the drones.

19. Um ... irony? If so, to what end?

21. I think maybe sarcasm given all the repukes have accused the president of.

20. Was there a contest for "Greatest Man"? Who was on the jury? Was there a laughtrack?

23. Until the far right starts to disappear in unmarked vans with tinted windows...

24. Wow, all that effort to get to 1,000 posts to pull this stunt

49. ...and on the day of MARDI GRAS! n/t

25. It's over the top and nature does make me think..

27. That "pop, pop, pop" sound you are hearing...

29. I called this one several months ago

30. Happy To Rec.

32. you made my smile of the day.

34. Destruction of Capitalism?

58. That's why I figured this had to be satire

38. I thought Mike Bloomberg was in the running as well...

39. No. & That's not what anyone needs or wants, anyway. nt

40. You gave it away in the first sentence

42. Your OP doesn't quite work the way you intended.

43. Feel like I just read the text on a Dr. Bronner's Soap bottle...

47. MOTHER NATURE'S PERFECT CONTRACEPTIVE - GROUND LEMON PEEL! DILUTE! DILUTE!

44. Good effort. Needs editing. Can dance to it. I give it a 6.

46. Why are people rec'ing this?

48. It's a fine example of hyperbolic zealotry

54. because it pokes fun at the swooners

59. But it still reads

61. it is a winger , look at it's other posts

66. Exactly. And the fact that some think he's poking fun at "swooners" and not at progressives overall

67. those two groups very often sound the same

50. Nicely done!

51. I don't think so. Wall st. bankers still walk free. n/t

52. and all that, and he is a handsome dude too

56. Sensible plan

57. Deutschland, Deutschland, Uber Alles! n/t

55. yeah. no.

60. can't believe this troll hasn't been banned yet

62. ..

63. You better believe it

64. We're veering into Dear Leader territory here

65. I thought I was going to read..

68. Wall st bankers have more control now than ever

69. Theme song: Send in the Drones

70. Muhammad Ali is totally gonna kick your ass for that one. nt

8. Well it's not that far off the mark, is it?