Help me translate Palin's angry-muffin verbiage

[kpete]

“They maybe subscribe such characterization of Newt via words like that, but they don’t subscribe those to say Mitt Romney when he or his surrogates do the same thing,” she said.

“That’s that typical hypocrisy stuff in the media that I’ve lived with over a couple of decades in the political arena. So I’m used to it.”

“But in order to help educate the rest of the American public, I’ll articulate that it is hypocritical of the media to subscribe to one candidate and not another, that kind of angry attack muffin verbiage to one and not the other.”

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[blogslut]

1. Hey! I owe everything to attack muffin verbiage!

It keeps me regular.

[applegrove]

11. .

[Jackpine Radical]

22. No shit.

I mean, uh…

[JanMichael]

2. oh who cares

She's such a has been. Sorry to rain on your thread, but I hope it dies from lack of interest.

[Saving Hawaii]

40. If you didn't kick this thread maybe it'd die. /nt

[nobodyspecial]

3. I wish she would articulate it.

[petronius]

4. If "angry attack muffin" is her own invention, I'll give her credit for a worthy

addition to the English jargon, no matter how accidental her achievement here was.

However, she should probably consult a dictionary before using "subscribe" again...

[dionysus]

14. nope. i think peggy noonan called newt the "angry little attack muffin", which

palin is objecting to...

[Jackpine Radical]

5. Oy.

[customerserviceguy]

18. Quite the graphic, thanks!

And I thought it was me when I tried to read Palinese when I first saw the news story with her comments. Glad to know it was her beauty-pageant "use my title to bring world peace" gibberish, and not my comprehension skills.

[nanabugg]

32. Thanks for clearing that up. I thought it was me. nt

[IDemo]

6. Well, who can argue with that?

[Major Hogwash]

33. Hahaha!!! Hahahaha!!!

You read my mind!!! I've had that damned movie in my head for the last week!!

[pamela]

7. I'll try.

One candidate was given a subscription to a porno magazine called Angry Attack Muffin and another candidate didn't get a subscription but one candidate did and another one didn't. I'm guessing Newt and Ron Paul got the free porn and Romney and Santorum didn't.

[Tom Ripley]

8. Beware the attack muffin

[BumRushDaShow]

9. Maybe Elaine can explain it

[dimbear]

10. Cancel my subscription. n/t

[BootinUp]

12. Maybe its related to rubber biscuits

[TalkingDog]

13. Articulate? That word.... I don't think it means what she thinks it means.

I'm Series.

[DCBob]

15. This looney woman knows just enough "big" words to be dangerous.

I suspect she ran out of room writing all this on her hand.

[raging_moderate]

16. OK, I'll be the first to come out and say out loud what everyone is thinking.....

If Bible Spice/Caribou Barbie/the Quittah-from-Wasilla is ever in my town to peddle one of her books? I'm wearing two pairs of kevlar underwear. That angry attack muffin thingy sounds SCARY!

[Old and In the Way]

17. How so, K-Pete?

I'm 98% certain that this was not ghostwritten. It would appear that the word 'subscribe' came up on Sarah's "Word of the Day" calender app. If she thinks she's in any way educating the rest of the American public with this butchery, she's sadly mistaken.

[Canuckistanian]

19. Here's where she went wrong

"...I’ll articulate..."

[Botany]

20. It is just a word salad "stream of thought" from Palin

I doubt she has any more of a clue about any real meaning behind what she said
than does the color and placement of dryer lint in a waste basket and how that will
show us about up coming economic polices from the FED.

pure fucking gibberish from Caribou Barbie ....

BTW Newt Gingrich = angry attack muffin .... that is from the Stephanie Miller Show

[ThoughtCriminal]

21. It's like a "Dog whistle" code

But apparently, only albino swamp were-weasels know what it means.

[frogmarch]

23. My translation:

They use those words to characterize Newt, but they don’t use them to characterize Mitt Romney, even when Mitt and his people do the same thing Newt does.

That is hypocritical. I’m used to political hypocrisy because I’ve had to deal with it often.

It’s hypocritical of the media to use attack muffin verbiage against one candidate but not the other.

[Princess Turandot]

24. No, no, Sarah..you 'ascribe' something to a person. You 'subscribe' to a newspaper...

Oh, wait. You wouldn't actually know that, would you? Never mind.

[emilyg]

29. I think she used it correctly.

[tanyev]

41. She refudiates dictionaries!

Fascist liberal word-nazi books.

[unkachuck]

25. "...it is hypocritical of the media to subscribe to one candidate and not another,..."

....it's sort of like subscribing to Playboy while condemning and rejecting Hustler....

....Newtie is just as much a right-wing fascist pig as the rich wall-street Mormon...so why isn't Newtie being afforded the same respect and treatment by the corporate media?

....conclusion: the corporate media is owned and operated by and for the interests of the rich....and the rich love the rich wall-street Mormon....what we have here is a clear-cut case of, 'rich puke versus poor puke'

....her shrill voice aside, Palin is right!

[pscot]

26. I don't think articulate

means what she thinks it means.

[Brother Buzz]

27. There she goes again, channeling "Slip" Mahoney

[demosincebirth]

28. Does the Media also includ Fox News?

[Rincewind]

30. Translation:

Pay attention to me. Look at ME!!!! LOOK AT ME!!!!!! Buy my book! Give me money. LOOK AT ME!!!! I'm relevant. I'M AN IMPORTANT PERSON!!!! MY OPINION MATTERS!!!! People want to know what I think! Look at me, I'm smart. I use big words.

[Amonester]

36. DUzy! =D

[Major Hogwash]

31. Oh wow, she's refudiating the liberal media again!

Everytime I hear her talk, I keep thinking of how much the noise of listening to fingernails being scrapped across a blackboard don't bother me as much anymore.

I wonder if listening to her is like taking the cure to being bothered by the noise caused by the screeching owl family that lives in the field next to my house.

[pinboy3niner]

34. The original Peggy Noonan 'angry little attack muffin' column:

From the WSJ, January 7:

Right now Mr. Romney's taking a beating. He's everyone's target, and in a way that speaks of something beyond the usual campaign ferocity. There's something else going on, a taunting: "If you're so inevitable how come I'm not afraid of you?" Newt Gingrich, angry little attack muffin, called Mr. Romney a liar. A Santorum fund-raising letter this week called Mr. Romney a "bland and boring career politician." A radio ad for Mr. Paul: Nominating Romney is "a recipe for defeat." Newt, in an interview: "He's not truthful."

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203513604577143202951717744.html?mod=WSJ_Opinion_LEADTop

[Demonaut]

35. Ceasar, vinagrette or Thousand Island

what goes best with "word "salad?

[appleannie1]

37. It is not nice to attack Newt's muffins.

[Rex]

38. I've seen an angry attack muffin in action.

Took out 6 of my men before we could even draw our weapons...wait no that was a rabbit. In any case, angry attack muffins should always be kept inside since they attack the icecream truck on site.

A 600 pound muffin mauling a small truck is no laughing matter.

[Warren DeMontague]

39. Angry Attack Muffin Man and Shit-Laden Anal Lube Boy

God, I love an election year.

[glinda]

42. " I think I forgot to fill my subscription".