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Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:16 PM

Why do you think the pope decided to bag it?

(Note: this is not about religion. It is about a man who, in my view, conspired to cover up epidemic levels of pedophilic rape. Pardon my disrespect of the man.)

The reports are about his health.

This is the first such resignation in SIX HUNDRED YEARS. The popes in my lifetime have stayed in the job until they died. Several seemed more frail and infirmed than this guy.

I think he just can't stand himself anymore.

Good riddance.

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Reply Why do you think the pope decided to bag it? (Original post)
Stinky The Clown Feb 2013 OP
Cleita Feb 2013 #1
Katashi_itto Feb 2013 #22
Drale Feb 2013 #2
zappaman Feb 2013 #3
upaloopa Feb 2013 #4
LiberalEsto Feb 2013 #20
Capt. Obvious Feb 2013 #5
trotsky Feb 2013 #6
Kalidurga Feb 2013 #7
Capt. Obvious Feb 2013 #8
peace13 Feb 2013 #9
Cary Feb 2013 #10
Liberal In Texas Feb 2013 #11
Arkansas Granny Feb 2013 #12
DesertFlower Feb 2013 #13
libtodeath Feb 2013 #14
agracie Feb 2013 #15
NightWatcher Feb 2013 #16
valerief Feb 2013 #18
valerief Feb 2013 #17
SQUEE Feb 2013 #19
obnoxiousdrunk Feb 2013 #21

Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:18 PM

1. Someone else said it.

The Rat is abandoning a sinking ship before he drowns with it. I do believe that's his motive.

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Response to Cleita (Reply #1)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 05:21 PM

22. I agree, although it could be partially the plot by Cardinals to murder him, the Sex scandals, the

fact he's heavily invovled with it is about to come out. It's the Capt leaving the soon to be burning ship. AND oh yeah.. the age thing...

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:18 PM

2. My guess is that the stress of all the cover ups and hate is getting to him

Hate is a disease that will eat you from the inside out and the Pope has to spend every day spreading hate of Gays and Birth Control and non-Catholics and everything that doesn't fit into his world view. The stress of all the pedophile cover ups is also probably killing him and he just doesn't want to deal with it anymore.

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:18 PM

3. There will be a lot more damaging things coming out.

He's getting while the getting is good!

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:19 PM

4. He feels like he is fallible

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Response to upaloopa (Reply #4)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 04:28 PM

20. "Uh-oh, I think I feel a fallibility coming on,"

"and the Vatican's medicine cabinet is out of infallibility pills."

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:19 PM

5. He's moving to K Street

More money there.

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:20 PM

6. I believe he wants to pick his successor.

Something that, obviously, most popes don't get to do when they die in office.

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:21 PM

7. Don't care why...

But, it's because of the child rapes they covered up. And the pope was in it up to his neck or higher.

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:21 PM

8. And popes dying is way cooler than popes resigning

That smashing of the ring, and hammering of the pope's head. But that's just me.

Either way we get to have another colored smoke watch. *so exciting*

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:21 PM

9. All the little boys coming out to get him. The sleepless nights!

He has sat on the trunk lid keeping the secrets for too long. He is toast. When will the Catholics wake up to the abuse that children suffer in the name of the church.

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:21 PM

10. I would imagine that one who is 85 years old and in poor health might want to retire.

I'm 52 and in perfect health and I'd love to retire.

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:23 PM

11. Somebody's got the goods on him.

Who know?

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:28 PM

12. Everyone seems to have a theory. I read poor health, dementia, scandal, and prophecy, so far.

We'll probably never know the truth. They'll try to cover that up along with everything else.

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:28 PM

13. i agree. that was the first thought that came to

my mind especially after just seeing the HBO special Mea culpa.

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:33 PM

14. He knows it is all going to come out and wants someone else to live with it.

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:33 PM

15. He was being forced to share his recipe for holy water. Which is as follows:

Pour four cups of water into a pan.

Turn heat on high.

Boil the Hell out of it.

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:35 PM

16. He thought he was a Vatican, but he was a Vatican't

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Response to NightWatcher (Reply #16)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:35 PM

18. Bwahahaha! He wasn't a Pope. He was Poop. nt

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:35 PM

17. I think the gazillionaires of the world fired him. He wasn't brainwashing enough sheeple for them.

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 03:40 PM

19. Holy Mother Church is opposed to contraceptive usage..

So he cant... bag it.

he is converting to Protestant Reformed Church so he can wear black mambos and crocodile ribs on his ol' John Thomas

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 04:35 PM

21. He want's to spend

more time with his family ??

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