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Sun Feb 10, 2013, 11:50 PM

Breaking: LAPD says to nuke Los Angeles from orbit, it's the only way to be sure they get him. n/t

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Reply Breaking: LAPD says to nuke Los Angeles from orbit, it's the only way to be sure they get him. n/t (Original post)
Ian David Feb 2013 OP
pipoman Feb 2013 #1
defacto7 Feb 2013 #2
Demonaut Feb 2013 #3
alterfurz Feb 2013 #4
Junkdrawer Feb 2013 #5
Ian David Feb 2013 #8
malaise Feb 2013 #6
HappyMe Feb 2013 #7

Response to Ian David (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 12:01 AM

1. I heard they decided instead to target

the San Andres fault with several bunker busters so as not to contaminate the rest of the country with fallout..

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Response to Ian David (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:44 AM

2. n/t

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Response to Ian David (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 02:01 AM

3. Aliens ref...nice

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Response to Ian David (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 08:38 AM

4. old LAPD joke

The LAPD, FBI/BATF, and CIA are all trying to prove that they are
the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them
a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try
to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the
forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three
months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not
exist.

Then the FBI/BATF goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the
forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make
no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

Then the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly
beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit!
I'm a rabbit!"

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Response to Ian David (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 08:41 AM

5. And you have a problem with that? Why do you worship Dorner???

He's a MURDERER!!!111!!!!

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Response to Junkdrawer (Reply #5)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 11:14 AM

8. Game over, man! n/t

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Response to Ian David (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 08:47 AM

6. Don't rule it out

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Response to Ian David (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 08:55 AM

7. Oh noes!!11 At least we'll

have his derp.... I mean Manifesto to remember the hero by.


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