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Fri Feb 8, 2013, 12:06 PM

should have chosen "vibrate"?

A Sri Lankan prisoner who tried to hide his mobile phone during a search of his cell was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end, a hospital official said on Friday.

The 58-year-old convict had to be admitted to the national hospital in Colombo where doctors later retrieved the handset from his rectum.

“The man had concealed the phone inside his person,” the official said, asking not to be named.


“Unfortunately for him, the phone rang at the wrong time and guards knew he had a phone at the wrong end.”

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/02/08/sri-lanka-phone-smuggling-prisoner-betrayed-by-ringing-butt/

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Reply should have chosen "vibrate"? (Original post)
kpete Feb 2013 OP
kairos12 Feb 2013 #1
Junkdrawer Feb 2013 #2
pinboy3niner Feb 2013 #3
Warren DeMontague Feb 2013 #4
n2doc Feb 2013 #5
L0oniX Feb 2013 #6
Fumesucker Feb 2013 #7
Tierra_y_Libertad Feb 2013 #8
uncle ray Feb 2013 #9
JoePhilly Feb 2013 #10
TheCowsCameHome Feb 2013 #11
PD Turk Feb 2013 #12
randome Feb 2013 #13
hootinholler Feb 2013 #14

Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 12:09 PM

1. Definitely not a smart phone

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 12:11 PM

2. Good thing it wasn't an iPad.... n/t

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 12:15 PM

3. "One ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingy..."

"Is this the rectum to whom I am speaking?"





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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 12:20 PM

4. That's why you should never buy a used phone.

Right there.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 12:34 PM

5. New book- 50 ringtones of grey... n/t

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 12:36 PM

6. What? No thrust, wobble or inflate feature? Your face your ass whats the difference. n/t

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 12:40 PM

7. Can you hear me now? n/t

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 12:43 PM

8. Did the caller leave a message?

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 12:45 PM

9. "hey asshole! mute your phone!"

his cellmate was quoted as saying.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 12:48 PM

10. Maybe it was Siri calling for help!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 01:23 PM

11. Some asshole dialed the wrong number.

...his.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 01:33 PM

12. Lol

Gives a whole new meaning to "butt dialing"

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 01:36 PM

13. It was a video chat. "Where are you, hon?"

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 02:10 PM

14. The ultimate butt dial!

Can you hear me now?

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