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Wed Feb 6, 2013, 07:56 PM

 

Stolen from a friend's email:

I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.

Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.




This is a political joke (politics), current events (Congress), and about a long time (political) issue (Congressional gridlock).

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Reply Stolen from a friend's email: (Original post)
RC Feb 2013 OP
The Magistrate Feb 2013 #1
NYC_SKP Feb 2013 #2
Electric Monk Feb 2013 #3
RC Feb 2013 #5
TxDemChem Feb 2013 #4
ashling Feb 2013 #6
BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2013 #7

Response to RC (Original post)

Wed Feb 6, 2013, 07:59 PM

1. Beautiful, Sir

That one is going into the file....

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Response to The Magistrate (Reply #1)

Wed Feb 6, 2013, 07:59 PM

2. Definitely worth repeating, Sir. (nt)

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Response to RC (Original post)

Wed Feb 6, 2013, 08:14 PM

3. re: "This is a political joke (politics), current events (Congress)..."

Don't worry, zappaman is no longer a host.

(Before alerting on me, this post is about current events on DU)

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Response to Electric Monk (Reply #3)

Wed Feb 6, 2013, 08:55 PM

5. Good news.

 

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Response to RC (Original post)

Wed Feb 6, 2013, 08:51 PM

4. I'm so stealing that

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Response to RC (Original post)

Wed Feb 6, 2013, 09:03 PM

6. "This is a political joke (politics), current events (Congress) ..."

you crafty bastard

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Response to RC (Original post)

Thu Feb 7, 2013, 07:11 PM

7. my wish would have been

To have one hundred wishes.


I'm a crafty bizatch.

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