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Tue Feb 5, 2013, 11:39 AM

Bo Obama Receives Visiting Dognitaries From Furuguay

WOOFINGTON, D.C.—Aiming to strengthen yiplomatic relations with the nation of Furuguay, Bo Obama welcomed a visiting doglegation from the overseas country to the White House Thursday for talks on a wide range of vital rufforms.
The historic meeting—the first time a sitting Furuguayan dognitary has visited Woofington since the Checkers Administration—began with a traditional photo op on the White House portico, in which the two leaders formally greeted one another by shaking paws. After brief prepared rebarks, Bo and the Furuguayan diplomutts reportedly retired to the South Lawn for a private discussion of minimum wag laws and a pending flea trade agreement. “Bo and Cesar dug in right away and weren’t afraid to get their paws dirty on the tough issues,” said Bo’s press secretary, Chiclets, noting that the two sides spent hours sitting and speaking, and occasionally chasing squirrels. “Furuguay is a developing nation, and unfortunately much of its poor pupulation lives in abject slobberty. That’s why Bo has agreed to a comprehensive aid package that includes thousands of tons of heartworm medicine and emergency Ken-L Rations.”

“It should just be a formality shepherding the relief bill through both doghouses of Congress,” Chiclets added.

In addition to reaching an aid deal, the two leaders are said to have talked extensively about the ongoing situation in Arfghanistan, where Tailiban insurgents continue to commit heinous acts of terrierism and aggressively defend what they consider their territory. According to sources, Furuguayan officials pledged to deploy several hundred well-trained rovert ops soldiers along the Pugistan border to help multinational FIDO forces sniff out and put down the Muzzlem extremists.

Additionally, both sides vowed to tighten treat sanctions on the disobedient nation of North Corgia.

“Bo and Cesar believe we’ve been chasing our tails for far too long with North Corgia, and agree that it’s time to put our paw down on the matter,” Chiclets said. “We’ve tried waving a big stick in talks with the North Corgians, but they simply refuse to roll over. And we’ve also tried offering them a variety of rewards to bring them under the negotiating table, but to no avail. Listen, we’re not going to beg here.”

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bo-obama-receives-visiting-dognitaries-from-furugu,31075/

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Response to iandhr (Original post)

Tue Feb 5, 2013, 11:41 AM

1. Dateline: Woofington, D.C.!

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Response to iandhr (Original post)

Tue Feb 5, 2013, 11:43 AM

2. Too ... many ... puns ....



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Response to iandhr (Original post)

Tue Feb 5, 2013, 11:44 AM

3. Heinous acts of terrierism!!!

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Response to iandhr (Original post)

Tue Feb 5, 2013, 11:56 AM

4. Be careful... as all dog owners know...


...Onions can be toxic to dogs.

And those diplomats don't look Furuguan to me...maybe spies from Afghanhoundistan:

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Response to iandhr (Original post)

Tue Feb 5, 2013, 12:12 PM

5. "Chiclets" LOL

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Tue Feb 5, 2013, 12:41 PM

6. Hope they didn't step in a ...

 

big poodle of water on their walkies.

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Tue Feb 5, 2013, 01:05 PM

7. This is just hilarious! n/t

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