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Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:09 PM

***** Official Superbowl Lighting Failure Joke Thread *****

The best I've heard so far is that it will take a week to rescue the people in the Superdome.

H/T to bigtree http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022306916#post3

What's yours?

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Reply ***** Official Superbowl Lighting Failure Joke Thread ***** (Original post)
hootinholler Feb 2013 OP
nadinbrzezinski Feb 2013 #1
rurallib Feb 2013 #2
malaise Feb 2013 #3
bigtree Feb 2013 #4
OneGrassRoot Feb 2013 #6
ProSense Feb 2013 #19
MichaelHarris Feb 2013 #5
OneGrassRoot Feb 2013 #7
Tx4obama Feb 2013 #8
NYC_SKP Feb 2013 #9
LiberalFighter Feb 2013 #13
MichaelHarris Feb 2013 #10
MichaelHarris Feb 2013 #11
MichaelHarris Feb 2013 #12
lordsummerisle Feb 2013 #24
Richard D Feb 2013 #14
Initech Feb 2013 #15
bobclark86 Feb 2013 #16
underpants Feb 2013 #17
nolabear Feb 2013 #21
hootinholler Feb 2013 #23
ProSense Feb 2013 #18
HooptieWagon Feb 2013 #20
BarbaRosa Feb 2013 #22

Response to hootinholler (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:10 PM

1. Lights, who needs light?

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Response to hootinholler (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:11 PM

2. heard the Niners were unable to score

while the Ravens were off the field.

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Response to hootinholler (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:11 PM

4. This

tweeted by, James Ledbetter ‏@ledbetreuters

This would never happen if the players had guns.

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Response to bigtree (Reply #4)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:14 PM

6. lol n/t

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Response to bigtree (Reply #4)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:38 PM

19. Yikes! n/t

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Response to hootinholler (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:12 PM

5. The government forgot about New Orleans again.

Barack Obama hates black people.

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Response to MichaelHarris (Reply #5)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:14 PM

7. THAT is good! n/t

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Response to hootinholler (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:15 PM

8. I saw one on Twitter that said ...


Kayne will be coming out soon to announce the game is over Beyonce won.

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Response to hootinholler (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:17 PM

9. One of Beyonce's anodes crossed polarity with one of her dancer's.

Kind of like getting jumper cables crossed, only worse....

Not a sexist joke....

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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #9)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:33 PM

13. Aren't the polarity of her anodes always crossed?

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Response to hootinholler (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:23 PM

10. Fox News tweet

Benghazi!!!

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Response to hootinholler (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:27 PM

11. Just think

of all the babies that are going to be born nine months from now in New Orleans.

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Response to hootinholler (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:31 PM

12. Oops

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Response to MichaelHarris (Reply #12)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:48 PM

24. LOL!

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Response to hootinholler (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:36 PM

14. Someone had to do it

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Response to hootinholler (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:37 PM

15. I had this song stuck in my head the whole time:

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Response to hootinholler (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:38 PM

16. Wow...

I haven't seen so many people in the dark at the Superdome since Katrina...

What's the difference between the Super Bowl and Katrina? When the lights go out during the Super Bowl, people don't change the channel.

Why do 4 out of 5 New Orleans residents prefer the power outage to Katrina? Because they won't need to fork over taxpayer dollars to renovate the fifth dead guy out of the bleachers.

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Response to hootinholler (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:38 PM

17. Ghosts of New Orleans - people died in that building

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Response to underpants (Reply #17)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:41 PM

21. It will be gleefully added to city lore.

Gotta love it.

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Response to underpants (Reply #17)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:44 PM

23. N.O. has a strong occult community

IIRC, the Dome is built on the site of a graveyard.

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Response to hootinholler (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:38 PM

18. If only the President had

approved those berms.



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Response to hootinholler (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:41 PM

20. Apparently it was a BBE...

Beyonce Booty Eclipse.

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Response to hootinholler (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2013, 09:42 PM

22. Did they let Tim "The Toolman" Taylor in the control booth again?

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