Sat Feb 2, 2013, 04:02 PM

Jamaal510 (3,180 posts)

My "You Might be a Republican" List

1. If you are fine with corporate welfare, but oppose welfare for people, you might be a Republican.

2. If you complain about your right to free speech being infringed when someone else criticizes you, you might be a Republican.

3. If you considered Mitt Romney as "too liberal", you might be a Republican.

4. If you believe MSNBC is the liberal equivalent of FOX News, you might be a Republican.

5. If you complain about Pres. Obama getting rid of the Bush tax cuts on top earners, but have been quiet about Pres. Eisenhower's 90% top tax rates and the 11 times Pres. Reagan raised taxes, you might be a Republican.

6. If you think Sandy Hook was staged, you might be a Republican.

7. If you fantasize about tyrannical government takeovers, you might be a Republican.

8. If you believe that Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilly, Coulter, etc. are honest, you might be a Republican.

9. If you say you believe in liberty, but have no problems with women being denied abortions, gay people not being able to marry like straight people can, or voting being made more inconvenient for poor people, you might be a Republican.

10. If you claim that Social Security is "unconstitutional", yet you continue to use it, you might be a Republican.

11. If you consider yourself a Christian, yet you are diagnosed with Obama Derangement Syndrome, you might be a Republican.

12. If you dislike socialism, but make less than $250K per year, you might be a Republican.

13. If you talk over someone or resort to false equivalence when losing a political argument, you might be a Republican.

14. If you believe that only Republicans/conservatives can be hard workers, you might be a Republican.

15. If you consider yourself "pro-life", but oppose universal health care and support the death penalty, you might be a Republican.

16. If you believe that Global Warming is a hoax despite 97% of scientists saying otherwise, you might be a Republican.

17. If you believe that Spongebob and Sesame Street are liberal propaganda, you might be a Republican.

18. If you were more concerned about Twinkies disappearing than the workers losing their jobs when Hostess was going out of business, you might be a Republican.

19. If you think that Obama is a big-spender, but have nothing to say about how much money Bush ll spent, you might be a Republican.

20. If you think that Bush ll won both of his elections legitimately, but you think that Obama stole the presidency, you might be a Republican.

Tell me what you think of this list, and feel free to add more!

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46 replies	Author	Time	Post
My "You Might be a Republican" List (Original post)	Jamaal510	Feb 2013	OP
if you can read this post, your probably not a republican	putitinD	Feb 2013	#1
you're	nessa	Feb 2013	#30
If you think opinion & fact are the same thing, so just saying something makes it so, you're a Rep	patrice	Feb 2013	#2
Obama Derangement Syndrome. Cool.....	wandy	Feb 2013	#3
Good post, i think i watched this convention already and know some members.	Thinkingabout	Feb 2013	#4
You forgot "create lists" a sure sign!	whistler162	Feb 2013	#5
If you're outraged that you may not be able to choose an AR-15 but not outraged that women may be	JaneyVee	Feb 2013	#6
Yep, ain't that something. Never see 'em defending any other right. A point made by patrice, too.	freshwest	Feb 2013	#9
K&R& How many of these have we seen defended by long time posters right here? n/t	Egalitarian Thug	Feb 2013	#7
Best list yet - should go viral. Nothing to add, yet.	freshwest	Feb 2013	#8
This is the best, most up-to-date "You might be a Republican if.."	ReRe	Feb 2013	#10
If you are not running for Senate in Massachusetts because bqhatevwr, you may be	tclambert	Feb 2013	#11
Nice	TxDemChem	Feb 2013	#12
If you ever wished you could pay your employees less than minimum wage . . .	tclambert	Feb 2013	#13
+1!	Lady Freedom Returns	Feb 2013	#21
If you drive an Escalade...	kairos12	Feb 2013	#14
+1!!	ErikJ	Feb 2013	#26
If you derail against homosexuals, yet get caught having such a relationship...	sakabatou	Feb 2013	#15
Funny thing....	Jeff In Milwaukee	Feb 2013	#16
"Republican" and "dumbass" are synonyms.	LibDemAlways	Feb 2013	#18
I was also thinking "hypocrite".	Jamaal510	Feb 2013	#38
"Might be?" No, "are" is more like it. A couple more.....	LibDemAlways	Feb 2013	#17
Obama Derangement Syndrome	Hawaiianlight	Feb 2013	#19
If you think there is a distinction between legitimate and illegitimate rape...	reACTIONary	Feb 2013	#20
Damn, republicans sure know how to pile on the stupid.	gtar100	Feb 2013	#22
I have a few to add	airplaneman	Feb 2013	#23
I completely forgot about the 2nd one.	Jamaal510	Feb 2013	#39
If you are on Medicare and...	kairos12	Feb 2013	#42
How about	Iwillnevergiveup	Feb 2013	#24
If you think the squiggly red lines when you type is proof Obama is spying on you,	alfredo	Feb 2013	#25
Took me a minute . .. LOL.	libdem4life	Feb 2013	#31
If your...	tex-wyo-dem	Feb 2013	#27
If you continually rail against...	tex-wyo-dem	Feb 2013	#28
16.A	Ian Iam	Feb 2013	#29
An oldie but a goodie - 14 signs you may know a libertarian or a paulbot	tjwash	Feb 2013	#32
#8 Reminds me of a book called "King Dork"	Nevernose	Feb 2013	#34
IDK how anyone with a straight face could consider Limbaugh a liberal.	Jamaal510	Feb 2013	#40
Scary as it is there are folks so far to the right of rush that they look at him as a liberal	tjwash	Feb 2013	#43
If you...	sheshe2	Feb 2013	#33
No problem.	Jamaal510	Feb 2013	#41
If you've ever told someone "Go back to your own country," you might be a Republican. And...	Beartracks	Feb 2013	#35
If your heroes are . . .	Brigid	Feb 2013	#36
AND...if your heroes are Ayn Rand and John Galt,	bvar22	Feb 2013	#46
If you believe that you are "pro life" but own a gun, you might be a republican.	Initech	Feb 2013	#37
If you think global warming	treestar	Feb 2013	#44
If you believe that Marijuana Smokers belong in jail,	bvar22	Feb 2013	#45

Response to Jamaal510 (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2013, 04:11 PM

putitinD (291 posts)

My "You Might be a Republican" List

1. if you can read this post, your probably not a republican

30. you're

2. If you think opinion & fact are the same thing, so just saying something makes it so, you're a Rep

3. Obama Derangement Syndrome. Cool.....

4. Good post, i think i watched this convention already and know some members.

5. You forgot "create lists" a sure sign!

6. If you're outraged that you may not be able to choose an AR-15 but not outraged that women may be

9. Yep, ain't that something. Never see 'em defending any other right. A point made by patrice, too.

7. K&R& How many of these have we seen defended by long time posters right here? n/t

8. Best list yet - should go viral. Nothing to add, yet.

10. This is the best, most up-to-date "You might be a Republican if.."

11. If you are not running for Senate in Massachusetts because bqhatevwr, you may be

12. Nice

13. If you ever wished you could pay your employees less than minimum wage . . .

21. +1!

14. If you drive an Escalade...

26. +1!!

15. If you derail against homosexuals, yet get caught having such a relationship...

16. Funny thing....

18. "Republican" and "dumbass" are synonyms.

38. I was also thinking "hypocrite".

17. "Might be?" No, "are" is more like it. A couple more.....

19. Obama Derangement Syndrome

20. If you think there is a distinction between legitimate and illegitimate rape...

22. Damn, republicans sure know how to pile on the stupid.

23. I have a few to add

39. I completely forgot about the 2nd one.

42. If you are on Medicare and...

24. How about

25. If you think the squiggly red lines when you type is proof Obama is spying on you,

31. Took me a minute . .. LOL.

27. If your...

28. If you continually rail against...

29. 16.A

32. An oldie but a goodie - 14 signs you may know a libertarian or a paulbot

34. #8 Reminds me of a book called "King Dork"

40. IDK how anyone with a straight face could consider Limbaugh a liberal.

43. Scary as it is there are folks so far to the right of rush that they look at him as a liberal

33. If you...

41. No problem.

35. If you've ever told someone "Go back to your own country," you might be a Republican. And...

36. If your heroes are . . .

46. AND...if your heroes are Ayn Rand and John Galt,

37. If you believe that you are "pro life" but own a gun, you might be a republican.

44. If you think global warming

45. If you believe that Marijuana Smokers belong in jail,