Adam And Eve & Offspring Would Not Have Survived - T-Rex And Velociraptors Would Have Eaten Them

[TheMastersNemesis]

The biblical nonsense will assure that the US is left behind by the rest of the world. The bill in Colorado will not likely go anywhere because Dems control both houses.

All the GOP is doing here is putting up bait legislation to use in future campaign ads.

[HappyMe]

1. They are just wasting time.

Could be that there are things on the agenda they don't want to deal with.

[JoePhilly]

2. Initally the dinos were ALL leaf eaters. Then, after Eve tricked Adam into

eating the forbidden fruit, God got mad and turned some of the dinos into MEAT eaters as part of man's punishment.

A creationist told me this.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Thank goodness we rose up and kicked their dino ass! 'Murica!

[JoePhilly]

21. We domesticated them too, just to teach them a lesson first.

Then we killed them for sport.

[nadinbrzezinski]

33. In a way we have

The humble chicken has T-Rex genes in it. Imagine the horror of a creationist when I agreed that man indeed shares the land with dinos, they just evolved into birds.

[JoePhilly]

36. Genes and DNA are proof that Satan exists and is constantly trying to trick us.

[nadinbrzezinski]

37. True story...he said that a week later

I suspect he had to ask his preacher...

[JoePhilly]

38. I believe you completely ... I've had the opportunity to talk to some of these

folks in depth ... and they are truly delusional.

And if you do hit them with a question, or some bit of logic that they can't "force fit" immediately, they immediately go off to the preacher to get the correct response.

For fun, when they say "I'll have to ask my preacher about that ... " I say ... "but shouldn't you be able to open the bible and just show me the answer?"

They hate that.

[brooklynite]

40. To be followed by...

"You have READ the Bible, haven't you"?

[JoePhilly]

44. Its funny how many of them know almost nothing about what's actually

in the bible.

And they know even less about what the vast array of scholars and researchers have discovered.

[nadinbrzezinski]

43. Oh I have had fun with bible studies and quotes

But hey, I am mean to these types.



I actually managed to place enough doubt into one mind that he still goes to church, just not fundy church. And gasp, he's taken a few devil tainted science and history classes.

[JoePhilly]

45. Yup ... its a fun hobby. nt

[a la izquierda]

7. You're joking.

Please tell me you're joking!

[Recursion]

10. No, something like 40% of Americans actually believe that

And will "explain" that to you in total seriousness.

This is what you hear growing up in Mississippi.

[yellowcanine]

16. No meat eating before the Fall is standard YEC dogma. No DEATH and you can't have meat eating

if there is no death. I hear the flies etc got really thick in those days. That is probably why Eve listened to the snake, the flies were driving her crazy and she was willing to try anything to make them start dying off.

[JoePhilly]

20. Same person who told me that, thinks Noah took dino EGGS on the Ark.

Not kidding.

Noah took dino eggs on the Ark ... eggs are smaller, you don't need to feed them, and eggs don't leave giant poop piles to clean up.

See how easy that is!!

[NickB79]

23. So, where are the dinosaurs today then?

If there were dino eggs on the Ark, what happened to them?

[JoePhilly]

24. They got too big and most of them died off. Only the snakes, crocs and alligators

remain.

They've really got an answer for everything.

[NickB79]

26. Oh god, that's stupid.

I have no more questions.

[JoePhilly]

35. Talking to one of these nuts is truly an adventure.

The logical leaps are hilarious.

[Recursion]

41. Early safaris wiped them out

No, I'm not kidding. I've heard this from grown men with college degrees.

[JoePhilly]

47. Just like the American Bison .... yup .... just like that ...

and now you must prove their fact free thesis FALSE.

[NYC Liberal]

12. And all the fossils showing otherwise were put there to test us.

[Recursion]

42. My favorite: more advanced creatures climbed to higher ground

during the flood. That's why you see progressions in fossils. Sigh.

[JoePhilly]

48. Ok ... now THOSE creationists aren't even trying.

There was no higher ground. That's why you need the Ark. God is getting rid of all living things that are NOT in the Ark.

If there was "higher ground" Noah could just sail there, and then .... oh never mind ...

[southernyankeebelle]

27. Funny because I was thinking that the dinos walked and played with man. You know

like the Flintstones kind of a way.

[JoePhilly]

39. The Flintstones show was actually a creationist documentary.

But it had to be a done as a cartoon cause the real dinosaurs thought cameras could steal their souls.

[southernyankeebelle]

50. LOL, that sounds about right. You know they didn't worry about anything everything

went well. Husband kept their wives in line using a bat and momma kept their children in line telling them wait til your daddy comes home. Everybody sat around after dinner talking about Jesus.

[randome]

4. God periodically rained holy water down on them.

Which dissolved the flesh and turned some into fossils and others into oil.

It's complicated.

[lumberjack_jeff]

15. Manna! Get yer' hot manna!

I visualize God as the peanut vendor at Safeco field. Behind the back! Fifteen seats over, another perfect throw!

[JoePhilly]

49. I tend to see God sitting in my section at a large sporting event ...

We're always in the very last row, so high up that you can barely see the players, and the roof hits your head if even think about trying to sit straight up.

[yellowcanine]

5. Are we supposed to know what you are talking about?

It would be helpful if you provided a link or something to give some context.

[randome]

11. There's a bill in Colorado.

A duck-billed dinosaur? A platypus? A mallard?

[JohnnyLib2]

6. But, but--the Creation Museum in KY has happy scenes of togetherness.

[cthulu2016]

8. That's before the fall. When Adam ate the fruit it

introduced horribleness to the world and the lamb no longer laid down with the lion.

Now, since there was no death in the world before The Fall one might wonder why T-Rex has a mouth full of knives suited to only eating meat.

But that's no mystery... T Rex developed sharper teeth to adapt to the post fall environment through some cumulative process of the genetic retention of small adaptive changes.

And we call that process... God!!!

[cloudbase]

9. You couldn't be more wrong.

Here's photographic proof! Even 2000 years ago!

[SomethingFishy]

14. Aww, that's photoshopped.

Jesus has some bad ass Photoshop skillz...

[yellowcanine]

17. Garrison Keillor used to say fundies believed Noah and his family rode to church on dinos.

Pretty funny.

[yellowcanine]

18. I know that is not true because they did not have color photography back then.

If not for that it would be convincing.

[leveymg]

29. Fake! I know this isn't real. Jeezuz rides his dinos like a man, not sidesaddle like a girl!

Are you saying He was a sissy or something? Another thing, he looks to be about 30 feet tall here . . . you'all saying He was a big sissy?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

13. If there were Velociraptors and T-Rex living in Colorado today

then we wouldn't need horses and bulls at the rodeo.

Ride that T-Rex, Lizardboy!

[TeamPooka]

19. Adam & Eve were aliens with ray guns = No more dinosaurs

[fizzgig]

22. that bill is going no where

along with the three anti-abortion bills they've introduced. first time in 40 years this shit has come up here, i just have to wonder why now.

[randome]

32. Because the GOP wants badly to convince us that government doesn't work.

And they prove it each week.

[malaise]

25. Blame Fred and Wilma

their science teachers

[Downtown Hound]

28. T-rex was likely a scavenger

not the fearsome, all-hungry predator Hollywood likes to portray it as. However, your point is most definitely valid. Humans would not have survived long in the time of the dinosaurs, especially with primitive technology.

[leveymg]

30. What primative technology? Wasn't the AR-15 a gift from the Almighty to Adam for hunting?

Didn't Eve get her own li'l purse-sized .25 Auto and a matching cigarette lighter?

[Downtown Hound]

53. I'm sure God would have

but His will was once again thwarted by the godless libruls!

[arcane1]

31. What's this bill in Colorado about?

[TheMastersNemesis]

34. The Bill In Colorado Is About Academic Freedom That Is Written In A Way That Would Allow

creationism to be taught in public school.

[Recursion]

46. There were more years between Stegosaurus and T Rex than between T Rex and now

Almost twice as many years. That fascinates me.

[sakabatou]

51. Creationists are all full of it.

[RKP5637]

52. But lacking it between the ears! n/t