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Tue Jan 29, 2013, 11:42 AM

 

The "Waffeficken" - that is, the NRA and all of their supporters and enablers

Waffeficken is German for "gun fucker." As in one who has sex with guns. It's an old slang term from postwar Western Germany, and I think it applies.

These people value guns more than human life. They give their guns names, they brag about them as if they were their own children. I used to just ignore them, but lately I just can't.

Their strategy has always been to be the loudest, most intimidating bully in the room. It was a waffeficken who heckled the Sandy Hook parents in CT the other day.

I don't think it has a damn thing to do with the size of one's penis, but more to whether they are reactionary or adaptive to change.

If they see change, and they adapt - that's most of us.

If they see change and react in a hostile manner, they are the waffeficken.

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Reply The "Waffeficken" - that is, the NRA and all of their supporters and enablers (Original post)
Taverner Jan 2013 OP
MuseRider Jan 2013 #1
DetlefK Jan 2013 #2
Taverner Jan 2013 #3
Recursion Jan 2013 #9
amb123 Jan 2013 #4
Mnemosyne Jan 2013 #5
Earth_First Jan 2013 #6
Mnemosyne Jan 2013 #7
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ReRe Jan 2013 #8
Mnemosyne Jan 2013 #11
Taverner Jan 2013 #10
Mnemosyne Jan 2013 #12

Response to Taverner (Original post)

Tue Jan 29, 2013, 11:55 AM

1. I have been pondering all this for so long, this is good.

"If they see change, and they adapt - that's most of us.

If they see change and react in a hostile manner, they are the waffeficken."

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Response to Taverner (Original post)

Tue Jan 29, 2013, 12:05 PM

2. Is this a real word? Because the grammar is wrong.

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Response to DetlefK (Reply #2)

Tue Jan 29, 2013, 12:08 PM

3. I may have spelled it wrong

 

I remember it from a book on the origins of Krautrock

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Response to Taverner (Reply #3)

Tue Jan 29, 2013, 02:46 PM

9. Waffenficker, probably

with the plural and singular of "ficker" being the same, but you'd probably want "Waffen" (the plural) rather than singular "Waffe" -- I don't recall seeing that word; it's just my instinct of how that would be done in German.

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Response to Taverner (Original post)

Tue Jan 29, 2013, 12:27 PM

4. And they perform the Nazi stiff-arm salute while shouting . . .

HAIL SECOND AMENDMENT!
HAIL SECOND AMENDMENT!
HAIL SECOND AMENDMENT!

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Response to Taverner (Original post)

Tue Jan 29, 2013, 01:39 PM

5. Penis size matters greatly when someone fucks guns. Geez, how hard is that? nt

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Response to Mnemosyne (Reply #5)

Tue Jan 29, 2013, 01:43 PM

6. Again, what does one's anatomy have to do with firearms ownership?

Divisive gender assumptions do no one any favors.

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Response to Earth_First (Reply #6)

Tue Jan 29, 2013, 01:56 PM

7. I was trying to make a funny, apparently I have failed miserably. The gun fuckers/Waffiken

need to have small penises, or is it penii?, to fit in the barrel.

Oh hell, forget it.

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Response to Mnemosyne (Reply #7)

Tue Jan 29, 2013, 02:37 PM

8. .

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Response to ReRe (Reply #8)

Tue Jan 29, 2013, 04:54 PM

11. Or maybe not a complete fail...

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Response to Mnemosyne (Reply #5)

Tue Jan 29, 2013, 03:17 PM

10. I found it funny

 

Jeez, some people have thin skin

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Response to Taverner (Reply #10)

Tue Jan 29, 2013, 04:56 PM

12. I think poster didn't grok the humor.

Thank you, Tav! Thought I was insane for a moment. Oh, wait...

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