HomeLatest ThreadsGreatest ThreadsForums & GroupsMy SubscriptionsMy Posts
DU Home » Latest Threads » Forums & Groups » Main » General Discussion (Forum) » Lying Sack of S*** of The...

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 04:58 AM

Lying Sack of S*** of The Week: Ted “Poopie Panties” Nugent

Normally, Mr. Blunt and Cranky awards a Crown O’ Polished Turds to the weekly winner of this contest. However, as will be seen, this recipient seems to have serious issues with s***, and it would be inadvisable to provide him with more than he already possesses. So, no crown this week, just the title.

Teddy Boi is a lying sack of s***: indeed, a sack full to bursting. The only question is which of his statements are lies, and which are not. You see, back in the 70′s little Teddy gave an interview in which he described his outlandish and successful efforts to avoid getting his little poop-covered butt shot off in Vietnam.
See the link below: the man used hard drugs, went without any sort of body cleansing for a month, and crapped his pants for days prior to his physical exam: the purpose? Why, to fake mental illness and so avoid the draft. Mr. Blunt and Cranky read that magazine at the time and recalls the interview quite well.

In more recent years, Theodore Crapped His Pants has been denying that he dodged the draft. The Selective Service records do seem to line up with the interview contents, but there is no 100% solid, documented proof either way:Snopes

One way or another, Teddy Turd Trousers is lying:
Number A; he did indeed take the coward’s way out and let other, more patriotic men go to Vietnam and die in his place while he smugly stayed home, pretending to be a brave man, and is now lying about it, or
Letter 2: he lied in that interview.

Either way, this bellicose, child-molesting, unsanitary, chickenhawk musical has-been is the Lying Sack of S*** of The Week. And never has a recipient been more deserving (or more sickening).

Mr. B & C


http://bluntandcranky.wordpress.com/2013/01/26/lying-sack-of-s-of-the-week-ted-poopie-panties-nugent/

7 replies, 882 views

Reply to this thread

Back to top Alert abuse

Always highlight: 10 newest replies | Replies posted after I mark a forum
Replies to this discussion thread
Arrow 7 replies Author Time Post
Reply Lying Sack of S*** of The Week: Ted “Poopie Panties” Nugent (Original post)
DainBramaged Jan 2013 OP
rickford66 Jan 2013 #1
DainBramaged Jan 2013 #2
rickford66 Jan 2013 #3
pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #4
rickford66 Jan 2013 #5
pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #6
hobbit709 Jan 2013 #7

Response to DainBramaged (Original post)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 10:53 AM

1. are there witnesses ?

I remember my induction physical in 1969 so I'm sure there are some guys out there who remember Nuget. I'm sure there were several dozen naked guys spreading their cheeks with him.

P.S. I never even heard of him until this past year. His music must be something special.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to rickford66 (Reply #1)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 11:21 AM

2. Special like fingernails on a chalkboard

he has the talent of a wombat walking across a guitar

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to DainBramaged (Reply #2)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 11:46 AM

3. I thought of checking out his "music" on YouTube

but you've talked me out of it. Thanks.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to rickford66 (Reply #1)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 11:52 AM

4. My induction physical was the same year as Ted's--'67

I passed my physical.

P.S. - You might want to edit "spreading their cheeks with him," which can be taken as a homophobic slur.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #4)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 12:14 PM

5. spreading their cheeks with him

You and our fellow inductees know quit well what I meant. A long line of us, drops our skivvies, bends over and grabs our ankles, then spreads our cheeks. A doctor and a nurse (in my case) walks down the line looking up each place where the sun don't shine. Then you pee in a cup. I passed also. Got my Army draft notice while in Navy boot camp.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to rickford66 (Reply #5)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 12:19 PM

6. My induction physical is but a foggy memory

For me, Vietnam eclipsed much of what went before.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to DainBramaged (Original post)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 12:22 PM

7. He's always been an asshole

He did something disgusting when he played at the Armadillo and got the crap beat out of him by the security guy that caught him.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink

Reply to this thread