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Sat Jan 26, 2013, 05:05 PM

I am shopping for a television

how many guns should I take with me and what assortment?

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Reply I am shopping for a television (Original post)
rurallib Jan 2013 OP
theKed Jan 2013 #1
Duckhunter935 Jan 2013 #2
Buzz Clik Jan 2013 #3
JaneQPublic Jan 2013 #4
wandy Jan 2013 #5
nadinbrzezinski Jan 2013 #6
jberryhill Jan 2013 #7
GeorgeGist Jan 2013 #8
rurallib Jan 2013 #9
cherokeeprogressive Jan 2013 #10
rurallib Jan 2013 #12
99Forever Jan 2013 #11
rurallib Jan 2013 #13

Response to rurallib (Original post)

Sat Jan 26, 2013, 05:10 PM

1. You're going OUT to shop?

Are you nuts?

At least 5. On you, loaded, safety off. At all times.

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Response to rurallib (Original post)

Sat Jan 26, 2013, 05:14 PM

2. It's up to you

I do not tell you how to run your life. Please do the same for me.

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Response to rurallib (Original post)

Sat Jan 26, 2013, 05:15 PM

3. Take a concealed handgun and sling an assault rifle.

Then, take more guns.

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Response to rurallib (Original post)

Sat Jan 26, 2013, 05:31 PM

4. Any TV over 60 inches calls for a grenade launcher. (nt)

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Response to rurallib (Original post)

Sat Jan 26, 2013, 05:32 PM

5. But be carefull. Some of 'em got's that "magic eye'......

Thing can be transmitting pictures of youns whils ya watches fox.
Don't want then gubbernment people looking at you all naked while ya watching Honey Bo Bo, now do ya?
The good news is the new ones, they got's low voltages. No crazy lectrisity in thair. No need to wear that uncomfortable tin hat.
And they aiin't gots no vacuum neither. Taint gonna splod if some liburl channel pisses ya off and ya gots ta shoots the darned thing.

Sometimes I just can't help myself.

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Response to rurallib (Original post)

Sat Jan 26, 2013, 05:34 PM

6. Try Amazon...it's crazee out there.

If you must at least three.

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Response to rurallib (Original post)

Sat Jan 26, 2013, 06:18 PM

7. At least three


That way if one is taken from you, he's still outgunned.

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Response to rurallib (Original post)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 12:54 AM

8. Plasma or LCD?

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Response to GeorgeGist (Reply #8)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 09:57 AM

9. LED -

I have come up with these criteria -
- Not Vizio, not plasma or LCD only, edge lit and over 50"
- we are in no hurry, but there seems to be some incredible prices right now

Know anything about a TV made in the US?

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Response to rurallib (Original post)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 10:13 AM

10. Depends on how deeply rooted your irrational fear is.

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Response to cherokeeprogressive (Reply #10)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 10:20 AM

12. irrational? I see it on TV!

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Response to rurallib (Original post)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 10:18 AM

11. A shoulder launched heat seeking missle shoud do it.

Along with a concealed 44 mag or two.

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Response to 99Forever (Reply #11)

Sun Jan 27, 2013, 10:21 AM

13. a tank would be overkill wouldn't it?

Wait - does the 2A guarantee a right to a tank?

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