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Fri Jan 25, 2013, 07:18 PM

Post your Republican GAME SHOW idea!!

After this week's fun, I'm sure the networks are looking for ways to make rightwing Republicans even MORE entertaining, and profitable. I'd watch!

A few game show ideas that come to mind:

- "Are Republicans Smarter than a 3rd Grader?"

- "Hilarity" - Republicans try to outsmart Hillary Clinton!

- "Please Proceed, Governor" - Republicans try to outsmart President Obama!

- "Wheel of Desperation" - GOP Contestants have 30 seconds to invent the next new 'scandal!'

- "BZZZZt -- You Lose!" - Watch Faux-Newzers come up with new excuses for the last election!


Post your own suggestions for exploiting Republican idiocy for entertainment value!

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Reply Post your Republican GAME SHOW idea!! (Original post)
Sparkly Jan 2013 OP
flamingdem Jan 2013 #1
nolabear Jan 2013 #2
Walk away Jan 2013 #3
patrice Jan 2013 #4
Cirque du So-What Jan 2013 #5
Berlum Jan 2013 #6
Lesmoderesstupides Jan 2013 #7
Fumesucker Jan 2013 #8
rightsideout Jan 2013 #9
Sparkly Jan 2013 #29
Earth_First Jan 2013 #10
Lesmoderesstupides Jan 2013 #14
stultusporcos Jan 2013 #16
longship Jan 2013 #11
PennsylvaniaMatt Jan 2013 #12
Sparkly Jan 2013 #25
Katashi_itto Jan 2013 #13
lovemydog Jan 2013 #15
oh08dem Jan 2013 #17
lovemydog Jan 2013 #32
Tikki Jan 2013 #18
LeftofObama Jan 2013 #19
Sparkly Jan 2013 #26
DogPawsBiscuitsNGrav Jan 2013 #20
Sparkly Jan 2013 #27
LeftofObama Jan 2013 #21
flamingdem Jan 2013 #24
zbdent Jan 2013 #22
oh08dem Jan 2013 #23
Rhiannon12866 Jan 2013 #38
RKP5637 Jan 2013 #28
meow2u3 Jan 2013 #30
meow2u3 Jan 2013 #31
Earth_First Jan 2013 #33
Initech Jan 2013 #34
Enrique Jan 2013 #35
oh08dem Jan 2013 #36
bongbong Jan 2013 #37
Pretzel_Warrior Jan 2013 #39
KansDem Jan 2013 #40
eShirl Jan 2013 #41

Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 07:23 PM

1. Repug Mating Game

Just what would you do to date Sarah Palin? Attend a party with liberals, eat arugula, listen to 20 Obama speeches in a row, give up your assault rife?

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 07:23 PM

2. Fundy Feud. GOP tries to comprehend polled Americans

Could go on forever.

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 07:24 PM

3. "Red State Queen for a Day" where Teabag Congressmen cry for federal aid....

to teach Creationism in their schools and buy locks for Planned Parenthood front doors. The Donor States in the audience award their tax dollars to the most pathetic. They also get a shiny crown!

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 07:24 PM

4. Chopped! - Republican sausa . . . uh, legislation making you wish you didn't know.

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 07:28 PM

5. Update the old game show 'Press Your Luck'

Republicans spin a wheel to win campaign donations from corporate lobbyists until they land on a criminal like Jack Abramoff - whoops, a Whammy! Here comes the judge! Hilarity is guaranteed, since all of the contestants are too greedy to quit while they're ahead.

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 07:28 PM

6. Wacky Wahoo Whopper

Wacky RepubliWanker contestants are judged on how many and how massive their lies are.

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 07:30 PM

7. The Hunger Games

 

For Republicans only the rest of us will watch and enjoy our selves as they take each other out to win.

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 07:32 PM

8. "The Shlong Show"

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 07:34 PM

9. Here's a few

Family Fraud

$10,000 Pyramid Scheme

Who Wants to Help a Millionaire

The Misogyny Game

To Twist The Truth

It's Pandemic

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Response to rightsideout (Reply #9)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 09:36 PM

29. "To Twist the Truth"

Contestants compete to make Focus Groups believe ANYthing!! I love it!!

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 07:36 PM

10. Russian Roulette. n/t

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Response to Earth_First (Reply #10)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 07:52 PM

14. With Full Auto Guns?

 

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Response to Lesmoderesstupides (Reply #14)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 08:00 PM

16. LOL +1

 

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 07:39 PM

11. Beat the Reaper!



Homage to the Firesign Theater.

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 07:47 PM

12. I have a few!

"A Fetus Story" - Republicans fighting tirelessly for the unborn, but once the child is born, they could care less.

"Who Wants To Stay A Millionaire?" - Self explanatory!

"The Price Was Right!" - Republicans defending deficit spending that took place from 2001-2009

"No Deal or No Deal" - Following negotiations from the perspective of Boehner, McConnell, and Cantor!

"(We're Winning) The Amazing Race!" - Dick Morris and Karl Rove convincing Republicans that they are going to win the election and that polls are constantly oversampling Democrats!

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Response to PennsylvaniaMatt (Reply #12)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 09:32 PM

25. So many great ideas on this thread, but I must say "No Deal or No Deal" is perfect! :)

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 07:51 PM

13. BATTLE ROYALE

Put Republicans on an Island...and let them go Ayn Randian...

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 07:58 PM

15. Wheel of Misfortune

People with terminal diseases spin a wheel to determine who gets health care. The losers get an Ayn Rand book. The winner gets bankrupted.

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 08:03 PM

17. "For the Love of Kochs"

"Republicans vie for the attention of multi-billionaire brothers Charles and David Koch in this 'Flavor of Love spin-off."

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Response to oh08dem (Reply #17)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 10:37 PM

32. good one!

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 08:04 PM

18. 'American Pickpockets'

They search all over America for ways to take more money from the Middle Class to line their and their friend's pockets.


Tikki

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 08:05 PM

19. Let's Make Them Squeal.

The republicans have 3 doors to choose from and behind each one is a liberal they can't stand. Hilarity ensues!

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Response to LeftofObama (Reply #19)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 09:33 PM

26. Ha!!!

The squealing alone would be quite entertaining!

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 08:06 PM

20. How about who can take a corner the fastest with a dog strapped to the top of a car

 

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Response to DogPawsBiscuitsNGrav (Reply #20)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 09:34 PM

27. Excellent!

A new Nascar event, maybe?

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 08:08 PM

21. America in Jeopardy!

Contestants choose from categories of various republican proposals and watch helplessly as America swirls down a toilet bowl.

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Response to LeftofObama (Reply #21)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 09:20 PM

24. well done nt

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 08:12 PM

22. 1 island, 200 Republicans, 200 guns

199 bullets.

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 08:14 PM

23. Where in the World is Mark Sanford

Based on the classic kids game show "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego".

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Response to oh08dem (Reply #23)

Sat Jan 26, 2013, 04:22 AM

38. ROFL! Good one!

Made me

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 09:36 PM

28. "Pin the Tail on Joe the Plumber!"

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 09:50 PM

30. "Pin the Tale on the Donkey"

eom

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 09:52 PM

31. Started #RepublicanGameShows on Twitter

The Biggest Loser (and I'm not talking about weight)

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Response to meow2u3 (Reply #31)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 10:44 PM

33. lol

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 10:45 PM

34. Are Republicans Smarter Than Manti Te'o?

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 10:49 PM

35. Love Connection

starring Larry Craig

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 11:12 PM

36. The Bachelor D.C.

With Lindsey Graham

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Fri Jan 25, 2013, 11:18 PM

37. The Oligarch

 

Modeled after "The Bachelor". Contestants (repig politicians) vie for being "married" to a billionaire, and use promises of how much they will screw over America to win.

Edited: Damn, the Bachelor must've been in the DU collective unconsciousness, as I was composing this post while #36 appeared! Weird.

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Sat Jan 26, 2013, 04:23 AM

39. Christian Mingle

 

FoxNews viewers dating game would be fun too.

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Sat Jan 26, 2013, 04:45 AM

40. "Crassword"

GOP celebrities give hints to GOP rank and file to guess the "crassword."

(The crassword is "Benghazi...*ding*)

Question: "Hillary?"
Answer: "Liberal?"

noooooo....

Question: "Treason!"
Answer: "Benghazi!"

Ding, ding, ding!!!...(*applause, applause*)

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Response to Sparkly (Original post)

Sat Jan 26, 2013, 05:48 AM

41. Upper Income Twit of the Year

(the American version of Upper Class Twit of the Year)

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